‘Palin Vs. Gore’: An Actual Television Segment

“Al Gore, how do you respond to bad-faith sloganeering from Sarah Palin’s Facebook and Twitter messages denying your life’s work?”

Who knows, but I bet it’s really fucking boring.

I can’t see video at work! Is he chuckling while eating 7 pounds of ham?

Yes, Sarah Palin with her 6 year bachelors in communications. I trust her scientific opinion.

When are the stupid fuckers in the media going to stop balancing facts with retards?

Grrrr….
The leaked emails are from one research group. They reference one line of evidence for global warming, tree-ring temperature data. There are so many other lines of evidence! Even if you throw out all the tree-ring data there is still a strong case for anthropogenic global warming. Something Palin never addresses, and the news media lets her get away with that!!!!
Sarah Palin is an idiot, and a publicity whore, and an unethical turd brain. The Today show producers who put together this piece are credulous hacks.

Sarah Palin is anti-Gravity’s Rainbow.

Yep, the person to trust on global warming is the resident of an oil-producing state with huge ties to the oil industry, who has a weird personal hatred of what’s likely to be one of the first species driven to extinction by global warming, and who basically admits to being a creationist, which marks someone as too dumb to live. That’s who I trust!

I hope John McCain burns in hell thousand times for inflicting this asshole on us. I hate that fuckwit. How can anyone be that stupid and receive that much attention for serious topics.

So now Dr. Palin is “duking it out with Gore” over climate change? This is as stupid as the media frenzy over the “debate” that Dick had with Barry over torture. I say cage matches for all.

Well, if HE said it, and SHE said it, both sides must be equally valid.

Everyday People?!? Different strokes for different folks??!

Fuck you, Andrea, Meredith, and NBC.

Doomsday scare tactics. Isn’t that the crux of Palin’s religious beliefs?
Me thinks Sarah dost project too much.

[re=475706]Gopherit[/re]: Or, maybe Jesus will save us instead. Win-win.

In NBC’s defense, I thought that they tried to imply that the “republican naysayers” are lunatic greenballooning motherfuckers. Still, “NBC” means “COMCAST” now, so I say FUCK YOU NBC & COMCAST I HATE YOU THIS MUCH.

[re=475767]KilgoreTrout_XL[/re]: There is no try, only doo-doo.

Al Gore may have invented the internets, but Sarah Palin INVENTED the Twitters.

Ah, the apotheosis of the Flat vs. Round: Views Differ debate.

[re=475752]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: Coming up next on Today: Can satellite dishes give you cancer?

I don’t know why, but it all reminds me of when your mom says, “you let your sister play, too,” when you’re playing baseball, or building a fort, or any other thing sisters suck at.

[re=475817]petehammer[/re]: No; according to the moon-hoax crowd he was framed because he was about to tell the truth. Really.

[re=475836]JMP[/re]: I thought it was just a mildly entertaining Peter Hyams film.

I was so, so wrong.

What if “The Happening” is real? Does that mean we will all start talking like THAT?

I can see the melting polar cap from my house.

It is the tragedy of human history that, in the battle between the fact deprived and the charisma deprived, the former usually triumph.

Owning an SUV consumes more oil. Oil comes from Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia funds terrorism. So while it isn’t a sin to own an SUV per se, it is an indication that you hate our troops.

Though it is in typically true that “there are two sides to every debate”, sometimes one of those sides is a load of crap. It reminds me of the Strangers with Candy episode where Stephen Colbert is the debate coach and declares the topic “incest” and assigns Jerri the “pro” position.

[re=475723]Sharkey[/re]: The problem isn’t Al Gore’s Twitter account. It’s that after inventing the internet he hasn’t learned to use it for its two primary purposes: outrageous rumor-mongering and porn.

You come up with climate models in the 70′s that say we’ll be in deep shit by the end of the century. Then most of the bad stuff that your models predicted starts to happen. Wow, they’ve been working on this conspiracy for over 30 years!

And The Onion confirmed that Neil Armstrong is now convinced that his moon landing was staged. So there.

Sorry, but when I think about a Palin-Gore “debate”, I’m reminded of that wise old saying, “Never mud-wrestle a pig. You just get dirty and the pig likes it.”

Palin thinks she would never have a fair debate. I know she’s unelectable because of, well everything, but she is a talking head. A quitting, twittering, spokesmodel that waaayyyy too many God fearing/end of lifers and people who think she is just like them agree with. She is campaigning throughout this whole fucked up charade of a “book tour” and is being given access to military bases and posts. The media SERIOUSLY needs to hold her accountable for the things she says/tweets/insinuates regarding our president. She hid scientific evidence from legislature in Alaska regarding the demise(and possible turn to cannibalism) of the polar bear.
http://marinebio.org/blog/?p=260
Which I found through an informative post today at
palingates.com
My head hurts so much at the ineptitude of the media. Wonkette, please do something.
Fuck!!!!

[re=476076]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Unfortunately we are now in the 21st century style of fair and balanced debating. The debate would go like this; Al would start with some kind of long-winded statement using facts and references to scientific studies. Sarah would reply with, “But Al, I can see it is cold outside my window right now, by golly. How can there be global warming when it is still cold in winter?” Wolf would then say, ” Sorry Al but we have to hand that debate to Sarah. When we come back we ask which option the public prefers, have your life ended prematurely by government run death panels or live forever in perfect health under private insurance.”

Surely, this is a sign of the coming apocolypse.