Republicans have finally said “aw fuck all” and agreed with Democrats to move tomorrow’s final health care vote from 7 p.m. to 7 a.m., so Jim Inhofe and Tom Coburn can go watch their grandkids sing about jeebus in Tulsa or whatever. They also have to vote on extending the debt limit — due to expire Dec. 31! — by $290 billion, which should buy us another few hours. Why are the Republicans such quitters about everything? If the U.S. defaults on its debt, imagine all the seats they’d pick up in the upcoming midterm elections!
Check out these two pussies. Come home with Harry Reid’s bloody head in a Zip-Loc bag or go fuck off in a trailer somewhere, just not in Dear Oklahoma:
Inhofe, of Tulsa, said he had been among the Republicans who questioned the need to push the debate to its limit after Democrats secured the necessary votes on Saturday to approve the legislation.
“I can assure you the vast majority of the (Republican) conference was on my side saying we’ve had all the fun we’re going to have” debating the bill, Inhofe said.
Inhofe, who celebrated his 50th wedding anniversary and then got stranded in Tulsa on Tuesday because of bad weather, is scheduled to return to Washington early today.
He said he didn’t want to miss the candlelight service at his Tulsa church on Christmas Eve since he’s been going to it for 50 years and three of his grandchildren are singing in it this year.
Coburn, of Muskogee, has been an active participant throughout the last four weeks of debate on the bill and is among the most adamant opponents.
But he said Tuesday, “Of course I’m happy — everybody’s happy to be able to go home. I think we battled here as much as we could.”
Coburn missed a family outing on Tuesday night with his three daughters and five grandchildren. And he said so many flights were booked on Christmas Eve that he won’t be able to leave for home until the afternoon, putting him in Tulsa about 9 p.m. that night.
These two insane people are not real conservatives.
Tom Coburn, Jim Inhofe grateful for a Christmas at home in Oklahoma [Oklahoman]
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Won’t they be sorry when Sen. Byrd dies Thursday afternoon.
[re=484517]Humpback[/re]: Shhhh — this isn’t the last vote. They still have the result of the conference committee to haggle over.
Regarding the debt limit — maybe we could just default and let France repossess Texas, Oklahoma, et al.?
I love the smell of Baucus in the morning. Smells like …
Most of them are going home to Northern Virginia, which, by car is less than an hour away with traffic.
Inhofe puts the ‘ho’ in ‘ho ho ho.’
He also puts the ‘fe’ in ‘FEral weasel.’
But most importantly, he puts the ‘in’ in ‘fuckINg asshole.’
Now they can go home to their state Teabaggers and say don’t blame me…”I think we battled here as much as we could.”
GET OFF OF MY CLOUD
It is truly Majestic, the Inhofes in the Mist.
Ya know, the thought of that fuckwad piously singing in church on Xmas Eve pisses me off so goddammed much…
Will there be Bloody Marys?
Or being that it is Christmas Eve, Virgin Mary’s
AWWWWWW Thursday, Bloody Thursday, yes indeed.
Oh, and this is why the Democrats will never get anywhere. Reid shoulda said no, and forced the fuckers to stay until 7 pm, just for spite. Rulez iz rulez. Al Franken wouldn’t have changed the vote.
Let the eeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggglllllllllleeee soar.
[re=484517]Humpback[/re]: I’ve heard from a small teabag group in Georgia that a certain Senator Doktor from Okliehomer will be hit by a meteorite on Friday. In Okliehomer.
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[re=484542]Katydid[/re]: I know exactly how you feel. All I can do to keep my sanity is keep watching for Karma to make her appearance. True, she’s been missing all year (note how Lieberman is still alive) but return she will. And Karma, as they say…
The Inhofe ate my baby!
[re=484542]Katydid[/re]: Try to think of it in terms of a “target-rich environment”…that might help.
[re=484555]ChernobylSoup v2[/re]: … a lady in the street but a freak in the bed.”.
Sorry, forgot the rest of that Karma qoute and had to use the Google.
[re=484555]ChernobylSoup v2[/re]: CSv2–Another lackey in the pocket of Big Karma.
[re=484555]ChernobylSoup v2[/re]: I dunno. I think Karma is just plain stumped about how to deliver something appropriate, and is thinking that maybe Death and Everlasting Abandon-All-Hope Hellfire aren’t such bad options, after all. Especially if Karma gets to watch.
Great Scott! It’s the ripple effect
Hurry, Barry! Do you have no concept of time?!
[re=484535]user-of-owls[/re]:
Goodbye HO, you gotta go, me oh my oh
IN gotta poll them Perot-Paultards in Muskogee-oh
FEral weasel, the deed is done, me oh my oh
Son of gun, get to DCA and then you fly-oh
Senate rules, those silly fools, Rs filé buster
Cause all year the got Reid teared with a-fluster
Pick their nose, while health got hosed, they so gay-oh
Son of a gun, they had great fun with those pink-ohs
[re=484555]ChernobylSoup v2[/re]: Karma put him out in Tulsa ’cause he wouldn’t suck his dick.
SANTA CLAUS IS NOT IN THE CONSTITUION!!! WE WILL VOTE YOU OUT!!!!!!!
[re=484560]user-of-owls[/re]: Yes, Karma owns my ass. I got laid off in 2009 after spending a year campaigning for Obama. You can’t get much clearer than that.
Coburn & Inhofe can still have a good, old-fashioned lynching when they get home.
Looks like Jim Inhofe gets his picture taken at JCPenney or Olin Mills studios–of course in OK they are on par with Annie Leibovitz.
I can only assume these two quitty quitters can expect a few dozen bags of salt sent to their offices, courtesy of Erik son of a disappointed father.
What no Brandy Snifter background?
Here’s hoping Inhofe flies Coburn home in his private plane. Through the midwest snow storm. Giving Jim Demint a ride.
@humpback
I imagined that he died a long time ago, and we’ve just been having a live-action rendition of “Weekend at Bernies III”
“We’ve had all the fun we’re going to have”….? And now we’re going home to spend all the money we’re getting from pharma and insurance for XXXmas…
What’s with the blurring out Boehner blowing Inhofe in the pic??
[re=484542]Katydid[/re]: Word.
How ironic!!!
Inhofe and Coburn going back home to celebrate the birth of the guy who offered a public option, for free, to all!!!!
[re=484574]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Actually, here in Okiehoma, it’d be Moto Photo or Glamour Shots.
[re=484546]Skwerl Nutz[/re]: Happy X-mas Eve, Yanks! Have another Bloody Mary!
I’m sure Senator Sexy Saxby is eager to get this voting business over with, as he wants to rush back to his Kin & Klan so he can grab another handfull of teen-teat… but down here in the hinterlands of The Holy Brittannic Empire on this Xmas Eve we’re getting ourselves good and pissed in 200-proof-breathless anticipation of HM’s annual Christmas Message – ‘tho it’s usually much more entertaining when ol’ Liz steps aside to let Marge Simpson or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad give the address…
40 oz Old Milwaukee’s, bong hits, free health care and pissed off tea baggers at 7 am.
Reminds me of yesterday morning.
Except for the free health care thingy.
Oklahoma is SO lucky that these two dipsticks are carrying their water in the US Senate. If they had their way, no one anywhere would have any insurance (especially not the poor or minorities). They’ll pull their sleigh to the top of Mount Crumpet, yet still hear the public singing “Welcome Christmas, bring your light…” I’m not only distressed these two (and the other 38 know nothings of the Republican caucus) are going home to “church”, but that they will be singing about a homeless family who had a child out of wedlock and not see any of the irony…
[re=484633]Bearbloke[/re]: Goose or turkey for Christmas? And do people still have ‘crackers’ and ‘puddings’?
[re=484633]Bearbloke[/re]: Throw a flaming log in Yul for me, and have a merry one as well!
“battled”? Like, with orcs and dwarves?
[re=484633]Bearbloke[/re]: Have a very furry x-mas and and a fappy new year, ‘Bloke! We’re always late for, rather than early for, HRM’s pearls of wisdom. But goddamnit, she’s our old queen, too!
I’ve already read that Tulsa telephone book thirteen times. If you don’t know any last names, it ain’t much fun.
Ensign must really be looking forward to that quality family time he’s got coming. Max Baucus’ penis will also be grateful for some free time. And Vitter, that’s not coal in your stocking.
When did Hoth get a fucking Senator?
Wake up republicans!!! There’s is still time for a last minute mass death prayer for Byrd. Remember the big guy finally got Oral last week so this is still possible.
[re=484568]ChernobylSoup v2[/re]:
Virtue is its own punishment, which is why we’ll always have patent attorneys, plastic surgeons, Hollywood execs, and the RNC.
[re=484548]Katydid[/re]: good plan! teach those repugs who rules the senate!! if only Reid would grow some cojones. make them suffer by missing their flights so they won’t be able to see their retarded grandchildren, sing in church, etc and all those folksy flimsy things that dumber than dumb repuke senators fake doing.
did you know that all these hypocrites in congress get “socialized medicine”? tho they yawp all day and night about the evils of govt.-run health care, they enjoy such a plan. but they don’t want other americans to have the same rights. if they think “socialized medicine” is so bad, they should opt out of their health plan and choose some private insurance firm.
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