People get ready, there is a Revolution a-comin’, on January 23, brothers and sisters of the Socialist Brotherhood (and Sisterhood, we guess?), get up, smash up your seats, shit is gonna get real Red, oh yeah, oh people get ready, the USAjobs.gov classified-ads system is probably going to have some minor improvements, maybe like that “Monster.com” from 2003 or whatever, rock steady, smash the system (ha ha because you’re not getting a government job, either), and do dig the incredibly lame Casio/MIDI ripoff of Kashmir, because why not, that’s the soundtrack to USAjobs.gov.
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Ha ha! Like there are liberals out there who still want to work for the Obama administration.
What does a Left-leaning Paultard look like?
WTF? Who designed this? Michael Steele?
When I think “database of 32,091 government jobs” I think “personal” and “streamlined”
Aren’t there tons of gov jobs in Kashmir?
Gubmint cheese? Where do I sign up? Oh yeah, that’s right . . .
Maybe this means they will finally give me an interview?
This site is useless. I typed in “escort” and nothing came up.
p.s. Why the Fuck is Michelle Malkin on my ‘puter screen?
I read that the fastest growth in $100k + jobs is in gubmint. That is not sustainable in a shrinking economy.
Jesus, we’re freakin’ doomed.
This new site will make it much easier for you to find out about all the gummint jobs that would be available if they weren’t already set aside for:
(s) current gummint employees;
(b) incumbents filling them on a “temporary” basis;
(c) interns (children of current employees of that agency) who worked there last summer; and
(d) people bumped down from higher-level jobs by returnees from overseas.
So fill out that SF 55 and wait! and wait!
shit is gonna get real Red
Can we please stop talking about my bowel movements? Thank you.
Does this movement come with teabaggers?
[re=486424]Suds McKenzie[/re]: I made a request to replace the pic with this alternate one:
http://image.blingee.com/images17/content/output/000/000/000/63d/565134022_1358792.gif (NSFW)
humanity won’t be happy until the last government PR person is hung by the tubes of the last internets.
So, this is another way of saying “Boy, this website sucks now?” I didn’t even know that Ron Paul could code in PHP.
a real revolution would do a job on usajobs
32,091 jobs of which 31,091 involve traveling to Afghanistan, Iraq or now Yemen.
Woo Hoo! This Rawks! I’m totally gonna apply for another job that I’m not gonna get on that new site!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!
Ken:
Is there someone playing Mellotron on that version, or is Jimmy doing the whole thing with a guitar and a phaser pedal?
Why does the Army need a bartender in New York?
[re=486424]Suds McKenzie[/re]: on the contrary, I found this whilst searching for “escort”:
1/15/2010 Facilities Escort Clerk Army Security Assistance Command (AMC) Saudi Arabia-Saudi Arabia $17,540
$17/yr is likely not enough to risk being blown up while wearing full-body black muslin lingerie.
[re=486446]Servo[/re]: Do you really need to ask?
I get “dibs” on the job filling Malkin’s panties with PETN.
No one in here is more qualified. NO ONE.
Damn it, I don’t want a job. Have I not made this point clear?
[re=486408]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Paultards transcend the left/right paradigm–that’s what they keep telling me. But look for the chubby guy in the Megadeth t-shirt with week-old facial hair asking questions like “sure that birthmark ain’t where they put the microchip?” and you’ve found one.
[re=486439]betterDeadThanRed[/re]: Most seem to be for the Air Force Reserves and the Forest Service. Are we using Agent Orange in Afghanistan now?
Easier? Streamlined? Personal? You still better have your KSAs honed and polished and be service disabled or somesuch to even be considered for the least of these gigs…
More like, incredibly lame Casio/MIDI ripoff of The Verve’s Bittersweet Symphony, also.
[re=486498]schvitzatura[/re]: No no no — it’s more like some Backstreet Boys interlude.
Holy Crapper puss!!!!
Browse Careers by Agency
department of homeland security (999), which is 666 upside down
department of health and human services (696), which is 666 but a little off.
With HHS I might be imaginging things but DHS —> 666 boca abajo, mark of the beast not a coincidence.
Are there any jobs that don’t involve blowjays?
So bad, bad rock, this here revolution rock
[re=486475]Katydid[/re]: I don’t think Agent Orange works on rocks and mountains. Not much in Afghanistan to defoliate, except maybe opium poppies.
wait just a fuckin minute. the 2000s saw the rebirth of pirates.
this did not suck.
“it should be…” uh, fullscreen?
Seriously, what’s up with the decision to pass along the mission statement via a 320X240 QuickTime clip? FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!1!!
[re=486498]schvitzatura[/re]: And “Bittersweet Symphony” was itself a cheap illegal-sample/rip-off of “The Last Time,” a string arrangement by the Rolling Stones’ manager in the 1960s. IS THAT RIGHT?
[re=486604]Ken Layne[/re]: And “The Last Time” was lifted from The Staple Singers “This May Be The Last Time”? WTF? Andrew Loog Oldham and Allen Klein are shitebird wankers…THAT IS RIGHT!
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