It’s more or less the first new teevee program of the 2010s. What a way to ring in the next shit decade! THEY WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD, by getting lit and fingering everyone and their mothers. Here they are angrily debating God at fucking Buca di Beppo. [YouTube, MTV trailer]
The Real World DC Premieres Tonight, And It Looks Great!
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I saw them filming outside in Georgetown during the Fall, I should have killed them then. Damn, too late now.
Jesus. Is that tripe gonna go on for an entire season? Whatever happened to music videos?
I kept hoping it was some hep new remake of the Grim Reaper scene from The Meaning of Life. It wasn’t.
Well they do have decent food at Buca di Beppo.
“Omigod, I, like, went to work for my first job as a Senate page and my boss, like, totally tried to bone me. I should have just kept my job at the Gap.”
Well, at least it’s better than Crossfire.
I thought is was Crossfire. Is it five o’clock yet????
The last word: “oh my gash!”
[re=486952]proudgrampa[/re]: MTV is to music as Fox is to news. Unrelated.
God was at Buca di Beppo?
OMG — I LOVE how she has to keep pulling the top of her dress up…it’s so um, you, know, like ladylike!
George Will is not going to like this one bit.
Reality TV. People I don’t care about, engaged in meaningless activities, and saying things that don’t matter. Rocky and Bullwinkle, where are you? We need you now more than ever.
I can count on one toe the one entendre of “fingering everyone and their mothers.” That’s how single-minded watching this clip has made me. Won’t you please help my dog? I think it’s only fair.
That’s a pretty rock-solid example of why you shouldn’t have that conversation without lots of weed and alcohol around.
that’s not the real world. i go to the real world every day, and that is not it. someone’s telling someone a fib.
Obama, this why Gitmo should be kept open.
Give it up for the black atheist, though. Or just give it up.
This sounds a like a conversation best held in the MTV Real World confessional hot tub. Then at some point, two girls kiss and someone yells, “That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout!”
I’ll wait for “The Real World: Chicken Ranch” with Dawn Gibbons.
[re=486972]SayItWithWookies[/re]: It’d also help if the table settings weren’t the smartest things in that video.
TRW:DC weekly recaps, please.
[re=486962]Oldskool[/re]: “In MY day, MTV played music and featured bands, and music and…MUSIC Freakin’ TELEVISION!!1!! Hence the acronym MTV!!!1!!!” And, we LIKED IT!
Young whippersnappers!
Like I needed more reasons to hate humanity.
[re=486968]Neoyorquino[/re]: God yes. I long for the days of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Boris and Natasha, back when TV content had meaning.
Aww, they’re so earnest! And why shouldn’t they be? I mean hell – MTV’s just as good a platform for halfwits to debate politics or religion or any other serious subject as Fox News.
If, by debating, you mean dumbing the subject down to two sentences and then seeing who can scream “you’re wrong you stupid poopyhead” the loudest.
[re=486962]Oldskool[/re]: Also as Buca di Beppo is to food. All the ones around here have closed in the past few years; I’m sorry for Washingtonians that they’re still stuck with those things.
Atheism. It’s not just for Madalyn Murray anymore.
See, what they needed over in that house is an “Editor-Digital” to really get things going!
and then they fucked?
[re=486997]JMP[/re]: The real insult is that there are so many good places to eat here. Why the hell would you go to Bucca di Beppo? Someone take these kids to one of the fantastic kabob places in D.C., STAT. Haha, who am I kidding. The Real World has already fulfilled their ethnic quota with “black atheist”. I’m sure they wouldn’t want to risk alienating their core demographic by having *gasp* Muslims in the background.
[re=486986]proudgrampa[/re]: I remember the real old days when MTV refused put on any videos by Black artists. Good times.
…and then they all walked across the street to the Fab Lounge.
I will never understand why a normal adult would want to date a 20-year-old.
And this is entertainment!? Bring back Lawrence Welk, I bet they did a great job embalming him. “A whon ana two…”
OMG – I am so happy I could plotz!
Back a billion years ago, when Real World I came out, I thought it was such a good idea, and wanted to go on it.
And now I’m so glad I didn’t, because I’d be one of the old ones on whatever that challenge show thingie is. You’d be able to spot me by my limp caused by a poorly-healed broken hip.
It was a simpler time then, in the 90s, when the Real World Roomies didn’t fuck each other.
The hate fuck will be immense.
[re=487056]Cicada[/re]: Black Atheist? Is that more or less embarassing for a black parent than black homo (like Stephen from RW: Seattle)? & in the case of the example, does he win back cred for slapping whitey (crazy (“from the Lyme Disease” — yeah, sure) Irene, who booted herself from the show)?
I’m waiting for a redo of The Real World One: The Tempest. I call Caliban, ’cause I’m a bit of a mooncalf.
Gilligan’s Island was the first TV remake. Forbidden Planet the Sci-Fi version.
81 seconds I’ll never get back.
Yeah, I remember when everyone used to laugh at me whenever I said I didn’t own a TeeVee, because I didn’t see any reason to waste precious time watching TeeVee.
Who’s laughing NOW, motherfuckers?
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Ty/Seal (less facial scarring) needs to take his schtick down to the C Street “More Realer World” group house…they might just appreciate his epistemological rants a bit more than Xtian Miketwink.
My God! Teh stupid! It BURNS!!!
I watched for about 1 minutes 23 seconds before I switched channels. Makes Home Shopping Network look like honors philosophy seminar at Swarthmore.
Ahh.. the double negative. The real strength of the ineffectual debater.
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