Uh oh, constipated dingbat Kathryn Jean Lopez of the National Review‘s Corner — the #1 Internet blog — has been talking to her sources again. K-Lo generally has the best sources this side of Seymour Hersh, so obviously we are going to learn something: apparently if a Republican wins the Massachusetts special Senate election, the number of Democratic senators could potentially de-crease from “60″ to something called “59,” or “Fifty-nine.” The source adds that this would cause political legislative problems for the Democrats, as a count of “60″ votes is considered preferable to the “59″ thing, insiders suggest. [The Corner]
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To fully and cogently conclude K-Lo’s hypothesis, should we add the classic phrase “…and monkeys would fly out of my ass?” Yes, yes we should.
Thanks Countess K-Lo.
I see ONE, ONE dumbass! Ahahahahaha!
*Thunder and Lightning*
K-Lo may have the number 1 Internet blog, but Our Wonquette is the number one Web-log on the Information Superhighway.
in fairness, ‘fifty-nine’ is ‘less than’ ‘sixty’.
I will use my own calculator and cost The Corner, one page view. Haha on you K-bLo.
Wake me when she proves/disproves the Riemann Conjecture.
And if Barbra Streisand got elected to the Senate from Kansas…
Hey, at least she’s not wrong, so it’s a start.
Good work, K-Lo! Of course, a Republican winning a Massachusetts Senate seat is about as likely as you or J-Go passing up an opportunity for a free sandwich, or the National Review apologizing for its past support of segregation.
Like Samantha Fox once said “Terminally stupid blogs need repetitive, pointless links too.”
[re=489854]V572625694[/re]: Since the 2009 Weblog Awards have been cancelled, it seems that Teh Wonket can rightfully change the logo to “Best liberal blog, two years in a row.”
As for “K-lo’s Web Log,” that conjures up the image of a giant server squatting on a commode, pinching one off.
K-Lo has also figured out that if she writes something hateful and stupid, and then takes out the hateful part, she only has the stupid left.
In short, I want K-Lo to insert a stick of lit dynamite into her capacious granny panties and blow off her twat. Also.
Fox News, when presented with the same unlikely scenario – that the Democrat will lose the election in Massachusetts – calculated that it would leave the Dems with 49 seats in the Senate.
Go figure (or don’t).
Sadly, some of her readers need this civics lesson.
This ‘fifty nine’ calculation also corresponds to the numerical equivalent of Kathryn Jean Lopez’s IQ.
Forgive her. K-Lo wrote that piece on a fried chicken high.
Oh K-Lo, you need penis so bad. Speaking of which, Ann Coulter is angry about body scans. Something to, uh, hide there Annie???
http://rawstory.com/2009/01/ann-coulter-afraid-anus-foreskin-bombings/
“Flip a lid”? Never heard it. Old drug lingo, no doubt.
[re=489872]stew[/re]: Why is Ann afraid of anal?
[re=489855]ladymacbeth[/re]: Now, now, it depends on which way you’re going. Like, on the golf course?
[re=489872]stew[/re]: What’s even more revolting about this story is that you know Brillo was fapping the entire time Mann was talking. Which, ew.
[re=489875]4tehlulz[/re]: she isn’t.
http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com
[re=489864]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That is obviously a much smaller constituency than the stoopid right. Witness Faux Noise.
I’m waiting for the Fox News pie chart. I love pie.
[re=489872]stew[/re]: She’s afraid the scanners will see her nine inch cock.
If I shit in my own mouth for a while, it could cause me to become the Human Shit Circle. But then K-Lo could sue me for violation of intelecksual property.
She can’t count calories, and you expect her to able to count Senate votes?
[re=489889]El Pinche[/re]: YOU LIE. Ann’s cock is 2 inches, max. Unless of course you mean the one she tore off of Jimmie Walker, then yes.
In her defense it is hard to keep track of all 193 Senators in the US House of Senator People.
[re=489895]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Dy-no-mite! Does this mean that Jimmie “JJ” Walker was the original teabag bomber?
I’m so confused. With Dorgan, Dodd and Ritter (DemocratIC guv of Colo) stepping down, the MSNBC has explained to me that the Democrats are done in 2010, maybe 2012. We will be a tiny minority. All hope is lost. Give up health care reform, give up financial reform and get ready to offer the Chinese all our first born sons and sell our daughters to be sex slaves in Saudi Arabia in exchange for monies to pay in the wars in Iran and Yemen. Somalia and the ones we currently have going. Oh, yeah–Chechnya (Okay, smarty pants, you spell it) because it has lot of Muslms who know a little bit about terrorism, too.
Then the CNN confuses me when some guy says that 6 Republicans are quitting so it doesn’t look so great for the, either.
Who is telling me the truth? Is 2010 the Apocalypse, or not? Do we have to wait for 2012–is this what the Mayans had in mind with their not-the-same-calendar-as-ours predictions?
I suppose I’d better go with K-Lo. Then hope the teabaggers will finally eat the entire Republican party and run a wingnut–one who really likes cold weather–against those damn Maine chicks.
And, as always, stock up on hobo beans and make the storm shelter comfortable.
I am just amazed that she went public with this critical scoop. Now Harry Reid is forwarned, and the Republicans have lost the element of surprise.
Mitt Romney’s most fat and bulbous groupie doesn’t know crap about Massachusetts politics. We’re a blue state – and therefore a complete mystery to that pudgy little simpleton.
Martha Coakley will wipe the electoral floor with the Cosmo boy-bimbo Scott Brown. Rasmussen thinks he has a chance, which is proof that he doesn’t.
On the other hand, if Lieberman is called home to Satan next week, Congressional Bribefest ends early. Wonkette should break that story.
The holy handgrenade would have blown up in K-Lo’s stubby fingers as she tried to do the counting from 1 to 3.
And if my aunt had testicles she’s be either my uncle or Kathryn Jean Lopez.
[re=489881]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Best porn/politics fusion since Newsweek’s version of the build up to Cheney’s war. Your public service posting is most appreciated.
This is incredibly helpful information upon which I may base the decisions I make for the rest of my day and life, also.
[re=489881]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Thank God you posted that link, so I don’t have to.
Damn. I was an English major and missed out on all this esoteric fun with numbers (still a mystery to me- thx, K-Lo!!)
[re=489874]Oldskool[/re]:
“Left me stranded in Kalamazoo
Making her a fortune off a fool like you
She got her a rich man, had a dozen kids
Drove that cat until he flipped his lid”
- Mary Lou; Ronnie Hawkins (1959)
[re=489865]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: My guess, due to the perponderance of pedos in the Rethug ranks, K-Lo’s twat has been blown off more than once.
[re=489872]stew[/re]: The sex change never quite took.
[re=489901]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Hey, hey, why so glum, chum? Don’t give up on the reform thing just because the Dems are doomed toa 5 seat minority. We’ll get plenty of reform. Tort Reform, Financial Regualtion Reform, Cap Gains Tax Reform. Mind you, by reform, in this case, what is actualy meant is complete gutting to remove as an obstacle to corporate profit and the widening of the wealth gap. So, yeah, Civil Rights Reform, also.
If she’s going to post her fantasies online, then she should stick to the ones about her, Rick Santorum, a saddle, a riding crop and a ball gag.
K-Lo: “A source tells me that I face a serious chance of heart failure if I eat these 17 extra large eclairs on my desk in the next two minutes so I’ll just have to pac- OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM”
In fairness, Wonkette, K-Lo wasn’t able to do the math for us, she relied upon a Senate source.
Give credit where it is due.
[re=489866]germansteel[/re]: Strangely enough, that didn’t change the 88 seat majority in the Senate the Republicans have according to FOX News.
This is just mathiness…
I know Scott Brown. Scott Brown represents my district. Scott Brown is no Jack Kennedy.
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