Well, wouldn’t you? [New York Post]
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Wow, a budget guy can get two women? The White House mojo must override the pocket protector.
Why is this news?
Nerds been fucking for years.
Where do you think this one came from?
Did it really take three people to write that article?
Comments are so predictable…all Obama’s fault of course.
Wow, he’s the political Tom Brady. Score one for the nerds, I guess.
All 3 of the people involved have funny last names. Jusy sayin’.
[re=490282]Noonan[/re]: Yes, this is why the papers are losing money. They fired all of the people who could have written this by themselves.
I prefer to think of it as Pter finding solace in the arms of Golodryga after being cruelly ditched by the mother of his future child.
It’s not supposed to be this way in America. In An American Tragedy, the social-climber impregnates a hardscrabble cutie while pasing time awaiting his big chance and then catches on with a high falutin’ meal ticket. The choice goes to the heiress, with tragedy for the scrabbler first and then the others, in the novel and the movie remakes, the latest by Woody Allen. You don’t ditch the heiress for a working girl, not in America.
There’s only two “insiders” that matter, the fetus and the penis. Everything else is persiflage.
As we’ve learned from Team Palin, just because his ex is knocked up doesn’t mean he’s the babydaddy.
[re=490296]Guppy06[/re]: It also doesn’t mean the copulating couple aren’t abstinent until marriage, like Levi & Bristol. also.
How did Orszag even have time to do all that? If next year’s budget consists of three pages, most of which consists of items costing “lots and lots of money” and “kajillion trillon bucks” I wouldn’t be surprised.
[re=490282]Noonan[/re]: Five, if you count the “additional reporting” at the bottom. And yet they still didn’t post photos of the two. I’m surprised (disappointed?).
According to Wikipedia he’s already divorced — then he got an heiress pregnant and got engaged shortly thereafter — maybe he’s one of those commitment sluts who who gets married over and over again thinking it’s the culmination of a relationship when all he really wants to do is get as much tail as he can. That’ll be a lot of fun, especially for his friends and relatives.
But as long as he’s found Jesus and has enough money to afford that sorta lifestyle, to each his own.
[re=490306]SayItWithWookies[/re]: He’s Jewish so he’s screwed in that department. Maybe Britt Hume can try and convert him this Sunday on Fox?
[re=490306]SayItWithWookies[/re]: And he’s got two kids with the first wife. Christmas dinners are going to be so much fun in that house.
[re=490312]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Well Brit’s pretty persuasive — he put it so eloquently when he said that he meant no criticism of Buddhism but it was a totally inadequate religion, inferior in every way to giving your heart to Jesus.
With advocates like that, I find it frankly disappointing that there aren’t more atheists.
[re=490313]imissopus[/re]: He won’t notice — he’ll be on his Blackberry the entire time, having cultivated an air of obliviousness that ensures the brunt of the suffering will be borne by others.
Still, it’s refreshing to see such a person not showing up on talk shows sermonizing about how America has lost its moral compass. That’s what separates the Democrats from the Republicans, I guess.
[re=490318]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That and ignoring his children instead of fucking them.
This is the poor journalistic standards we’ve all come to expect from the post. A real journalist would have provided pictures of both women, so we’d know whether it was worth it to ditch one for the other. Kind of like with Tiger Woods, whose wife is too hot to ditch for another woman, but for a dozen or so other women? Now we’re talking fair exchange.
Anyway, I am insensed, and will compose a letter to the editor forthwith.
Pffft. All this “three cheers for the nerd” nonsense. I’m not impressed until does some conceptual conquests; something with a theme. Banging random nobodies and 2nd tier news hotties show nothing but a lack of imagination.
Say, he bags Cheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong’s ex-wife, like on the same night. That’d be good. (Triple bonus points if he nooners bikeboy’s current girlfriend, too.)
Or do the “One Degree of Kevin Bacon” thing; boink all of Kevin Bacon’s former and current betties, in alphabetical sequence. Something along those lines.
That he’s a slut, is probably less relevant than that he’s an exploiter.
Cad! Bounder! Rake! Blackguard! Lothario! Rotter! Carry on, Peter. I just like saying those words.
Eh, you don’t get to sit at the cool kids table in DC until you ditch a cancer-ridden wife. Pete’s gonna have to step up his game (assuming the pregnancy isn’t actually a giant malignant womb tumor)
OH! He’s thrown his shipping heiress ex and their adorable urchin on the streets to STARVE! Just like they do in Keynya, Indonesia and Hawaii. Typical.
Pregnant chicks never pass the stress test.
[re=490320]Larry McAwful[/re]: Yeah, where are the photos of everyone involved posing in bathing suits and modeling spreads? Where are the breathless reports of Peter’s love-making skills, the type of drugs they were on when they did it, and how often Peter txt’ed them?
[re=490317]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Well, if he can’t convert to a real religion, maybe he can just refer to his various exes as “terrorist.” According to most Republicans, that solves all problems.
New York Magazine:
“White House Budget Director Peter Orszag Proposed Six Weeks After His Baby Was Born – to Someone Else”
Wha? To his armchair? A table lamp? Sally Quinn?
Aspergers have no sense of timing and no perception of social cues. No wonder the geekazoid thought that it was copasetic to announce his proposed marriage to a tiny, dickless dwarf. Happens.
Still, Jesus loves the sinner. Really, really, really counting on that.
[re=490278]Terry[/re]: But the terrorists win.
Anyone else wonder how many McCain supporters are currently upset about Mr. Orszag’s morality?
Someone in the finance business screws people over. Stop the damn presses.
[re=490306]SayItWithWookies[/re]: According to Wikipedia he can also be a female-to-male porn star… hint, hint…
[re=490325]predilectrix[/re]: You forgot rapscallion…
Apparently condoms were not included in the budget.
Brit Hume has the answer:
“Come to Jesus at FOX, Orszag.”
[re=490321]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Do you use your club, or just drag them by the hair?
[re=490352]Up To Here Again[/re]: A little of column A, a little of column B…
[re=490288]AxmxZ[/re]: Marketing!
[re=490293]Bowdoin[/re]: Oh my God, your’re right. This is a movie with Elizabeth Taylor, who played the high-faultin’ gal. The guy impregnates his poor working-class gal, and then goes for Elizabeth. Eventually, the guy kills his pregnant girlfriend by drowning her in a lake, but he’s caught in the end. A good reason, gals, never to go boating with your guy after you tell him you’re pregnant.
[re=490312]Hooray For Anything[/re]:
Potent little devil, isn’t he? Is he part of some obscure off shoot of Judaism that doesn’t allow birth control?
From Reliable Sources in the Post, and yes there are now pictures:
“Something about those Harold Ramis-in-”Ghostbusters” looks, on a 6-2 marathoner’s frame, inspired Internet fan pages like Orszagasm.com. “He made nerdy sexy,” Rahm Emanuel told the New York Times last year.”
Ewww, just ewww.
Typical nerd move. He really just wants as much ass as possible, but his inner nerd keeps him involved in the relationship too long, doing stupid things like getting engaged and somehow not keep close account of his seed. Unless having a child with a greek shipping heiress was a cold, calculated move to ensure a legal tie to an enormous pile of wealth.
You’ve been Skolnick’d!
Jeez, doesn’t anybody get a good, old-fashioned abortion these days?
Homely, and a douche. Powerful combination.
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[re=490318]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Hume is a sanctimonious twat. Smart money says he’s cheating on his wife, Jesus or no……but like every good neo-con, it involves meth-fueled assfucking with another asshat of his magnitude. I see him as John Stossel’s bottom.
Three children by two women? The NBA record is 14 children by nine women (Calvin Murphy). Of course, Orszag is young and has time to catch up.
[re=490395]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Oh I dunno. One good round of rhinoplasty and I would definitely hit that.
[re=490357]Terry[/re]: Hmm. This kind of publicity is going to hurt his sex life unless he gets a vasectomy.
[re=490425]hedgehog[/re]: AZ mormons can do that without breaking a sweat.
i wonder of peter’s hung cause i would so hit that nerd hotness…
[re=490355]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: Yes, and a couple decades earlier Theodore Dreiser puzzled everyone by scribbling the novelization of the movie.
[re=490352]Up To Here Again[/re]: Mostly the club. If you saw it, you’d understand.
[re=490355]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: A Place in the Sun with Montgomery and Liz. The original novel (1925) was itself based upon a true crime event of the twenties. If I recall a scene from the Sun movie, the creep lures the workingclass lady up to a roof and pushes her off. Also, in the novel the pregnant victim was very pretty, also very poor, and in this movie she’s a grating Shelly Winters. I guess that’s supposed to make the choice easier to understand, but really it was a practical move all the way through; the kid just wanted a place in High Society and went with the one who offered that. That’s why it’s a particularly American tragedy; in England, he’d be gay.
Look at that schnozz on him. And he is spreading his seed everywhere. It’s a crime against nature.
[re=490581]Aurelio[/re]: He’s a Jew – we’re allowed that sort of thing.
[re=490552]Bowdoin[/re]: Was it Shelly Winters? All I remember is that she was so grating I didn’t mind him bumping her off, and I’m pretty sure I was supposed to mind.
[re=490282]Noonan[/re]: Nerds need a MacINTOSH to get their JOHNSONs GEOFF.
[re=490581]Aurelio[/re]: And in thy seed shall the the nations of the Earth be blessed
And I thought Hillary was in charge of implementing Obama’s foreign policy …
Orszag and Gologyrga
Sound like characters in Beowulf or some medieval saga.
[re=490552]Bowdoin[/re]: Partly right. The Grating Shelly Winters character got drowned, by falling out of the boat, where the Monty Clift character had her so he could drown her, but changed his mind). He also didn’t try very hard to save her.
And Liz Taylor was stunningly, achingly beautiful and sexy in that movie, if a somewhat cartoonishly perfect and one-dimensional character at the same time.
I wonder what she did. Just wondering.
In the East Wing he was noted as being a real pull-over
They called him “Mr. Round-toes.”
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