Shocker: Liz Cheney and Bill Kristol’s very serious new torture pay-porn fapping bunker, KeepAmericaSafe.com, has produced a Web Video criticizing Obama’s delayed response to the cockbomber using the Greatest Republican Attempted YouTube Comedy Vehicle of all: the “24 parody.”
Jack Bauer could have prevented Cockbomb/11 from happening ~8.37 times, all while Obama was playing his favorite local Hawaiian sport, Golf! Is that the message here? It’s too muddled to tell, as one suspects Liz and Bill know, given that they just end the video by showing a random sequence of numbers. NO: an ominous random sequence of numbers.
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It took me 11 seconds to realize that the US must be kept safe — from Cheney and Kristol.
I like the part where Nobama says “now watch this drive”.
Yes, if only we violated the Constitution to torture suspects, the underpants bomber would never have succeeded in killing those zero people.
24 is a documentary. Let’s get that straight.
WERE IN UR PLANES
DETONATIN’ R COCKBOMBZ
Best regards,
all the terrorists
More importantly, the “system fails” when you do not replace your divot.
0 hours: FLIGHT WITH TERRORIST LANDS (safely) IN DETROIT
Fear-mongering FAIL
Am I the only one who noticed that the only person underoos expolsive man managed to harm is himself. Do most real ‘mericans think of this as worse than 9/11 and Pearl Harbor combined?
Now I can’t decide what’s more fun to check out: KeepAmericanSafe, Breitbart’s various ‘Big’ sites or Tucker Carlson’s neocon HuffPo clone. Wnd.com still has a special place in my heart tho.
It’s true! This man has no cock!
I would ask who is falling for this shit but I already know the answer: Amurkans.
Commnet that follows the KAS UTube vid:
“Does anyone Really know anything about obama, where he was born, where he went to school, what people that knew him think of him, what did he teach at college.
Because the USA is in a Hell of a Lot of Trouble with this …….. as president.
He might turn out to be another Joseph Stalin, All U hear from obama is Take from the Rich to give to the Poor. But obama is going to put the Scre.. to the Middle Class.
I Hoe Im Wrong.”
*****
The Megster?
You laugh, but I know at least a few times that local prosecutors have been frustrated by juries who hold all physical evidence to the CSI: ___ City standard. America’s conflation of primetime drama with objective reality will be of use when I’ve got a defendant sitting next to me at trial.
Well, a white defendant. But still.
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That settles it — a dud bomb that hurt nobody but its perpetrator is far worse than four hijacked airplanes that killed 3,000 Americans. I guess that’s why Giuliani is on the “9/11 happened on Obama’s watch” case.
On the bright side, it’s encouraging to see that Kristol and Cheney Lite have abandoned their fetish for actual argument and are now using the medium of photomontage to express their views. It doesn’t make them any more persuasive, but it certainly gives them less room to look like completely lying fuckups. It’s an important first step on their way to cave paintings and rudimentary grunts.
You’d think something else had happened other than a guys pecker being burned off.
And I wish they’d been this upset when Bush fucked around after Katrina.
George W. Bush gave up golf for the troops! That is all you need to know.
[re=491672]JMP[/re]: Yes, a man unafraid to blow up his wiener would still be desperately afraid of being waterboarded or subjected to loud music, nudity and dogs.
So what if a 9/11 size attacked happened under Obama? Would the Repthugs simply undergo spontaneous combustion in outrage?
That would almost be worth it.
“How long did it take for you to realize the system failed?”
I’d say it was seconds after the Supreme Court declared Bush the winner of Florida.
A better video would be a dramatization of the other passengers beating the shit out of the underpants bomber prior to landing, with a Rollins Band soundtrack.
So every time some half-witted goat thief tries to blow up his manties, Obama is to blame? Call me crazy but after 234 years of continuous constitutional government, several wars, the assassination of four presidents, and treasonous internal enemies like the KKK, Huey Long, and Alger Hiss, I’m pretty sure America will not only survive the cockbomber/11 tragedy…but we will endure.
That Obama didn’t go bonkers over this third-rate criminal failure only proves that he’s exactly the kind of president we need.
[re=491699]Gopherit[/re]: Uh, hello, those were poor black people, so who gives a shit really. Whereas this was a burnt black penis, which is right up the GOP’s alley. If you know what I mean. And I know you do.
Goat thief eh. That reminds me of a video I once saw if somebody reading or holding something having to do with Teh Pet Goat, or My Pet Goat
[re=491705]Way Cool Larry[/re]: The Republicans would all achieve simultaneous spontaneous orgasm, followed shortly by spontaneous projectile vomiting of every reasonable person in the country.
Meh, I thought the video was too derivative of Godard
Yes, the president did play golf and basketball all weekend…sandwiched in between meetings and conference calls with Homeland Security, the NSC, the military, FBI, CIA, TSA, briefings on the investigation’s progress every few hours, telling his subordinates he wanted reports immediately on the failures that led to the Cockbomber getting on the plane, and who knows what else having to do with this whole situation.
I also like how they trumpet the fact Obama wasn’t informed about what happened until three hours after the plane landed, as if that’s his fault. Like he told his staff “No calls while I’m on the golf course/basketball court/beach/First Lady. Any national security emergencies that we need to be in front of before the Republicans start spinning them for their own purposes will just have to wait.” Like he’d have been furious if someone interrupted him on the fifteenth green to tell him that some douchebag tried to blow up a plane over Detroit.
Rant over.
[re=491729]Cicada[/re]: Your snark sounds just like one of the stupid whores on that tea party nation chat. I made fun of her and got kicked off……again.
every time I start to worry about 2010, or even 2012, these motherfuckers IMMEDIATELY cheer me up. What a blessing it is, to have idiots for enemies. Pretty much makes up for all the pussies on our side.
Well at least he wasn’t reading “My Pet Goat”–and having a hard time figuring what it was all about.
Next week, Liz ‘n Billy figure out where the fuck Bush went right after 9/11!
With splitscreenz!
Now if Fox would just lock them in for a 13 episode deal and kick The Cleveland Show out of the Sunday lineup. Honestly though, the only part of 24 I ever liked was when that terrorist kid pulled a gun on him and said “suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood”.
They do make a good point. We must be alert. If anyone sees Bill Kristol at the airport, please kick him in the nutz to check for explosives.
My prediction for the new decade: Bill Kristol and Rudy Giuliani will merge into one person and tragically drown in his own saliva.
Hope they got permission from the station for using their beep, beep, beep, bepp sequences.
I remember exactly. It was September 11, 2001.
At least we have Ann Coulter to warn us about foreskin and anus bombs. He knows everything about forskin and anus things.
good god!~ my hopey DOES have a butt! i refuted this for years, denied it for years, refused it for years. now i have the evidence in shorts. shorts. shorts.
i am devasted and retire figaro to nurse my ills.
Wingnut FAIL.
Cheney et al left out the completely unAmmerkan socialist plot to pre-empt Lost with the SOTU.
“How long did it take you to realize the system failed?”
It was when I came to in the field, my face in burning agony from the shotgun blast, a sneering bourbon-reeking face hovering over me, atop a sweat-soaked polo shirt stretched over a bloated abdomen, which itself tottered on a pair of bandy legs. Half of a twisted mouth opened, emitting the now too familiar stench of Maker’s Mark and chronic periodontitis, along with a harsh phlegm-ridden snort of contempt. “You don’t look so bad,” he spat, “Here’s anoth-” and he toppled senseless to the ground in a sudden efflux of vomit and urine. I was overwhelmed with a sense of horror. In a just world, I knew, the Great Old One would have utterly crushed out my miserable life. It was at that moment that I realized the system had failed.
Bill and Liz, Either Kill Yourselves, or debate Ed and Rachel. Cmon.
[re=491716]Woodwards Friend[/re]: “That Obama didn’t go bonkers over this third-rate criminal failure only proves that he’s exactly the kind of president we need.”
Now, now, Woodwards, common sense and courage has no place in the current Republican scheme of things.
I realized that the system failed when I learned that Bush had been given a memo days before 911 that Al Qaeda was planning an attack on the USA, but he ignored it.
[re=491686]chascates[/re]: My membership at tea
bagpartynation.com is still pending.BoingBoing Fruit of the Boom Yes
Gosh, this is way worse than that time, on Sept 11, 2001, when Bush was told “Mr. President, we are under attack,” and decided to keep reading “The Pet Goat” for half an hour.
Are the officials who were warned as stupid as they claim?
Umar’s father didn’t want his son to hurt people, kill people, or to get into serious trouble, so he reported his son. Did the father need to do a flip, a jig, or something in addition to walking into the embassy to report his son in order for the officials to accept his serious warning?
[re=491989]Justme[/re]: Are you sure Bush is as stupid as he wants you to believe?
When you study the evidence the WTC was blown up. Do you want to see that? Look at this website.
http://www.ae911truth.org/
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