Scott Brown has no idea what he is doing. None. The problem is this: He did not anticipate being a US Senator! Here is his actual answer to the question of whether Obama’s administration has communication issues: “No, listen, when I spoke to the president, we had a lot of laughs, and I told him he has to keep his sense of humor. Even in my acceptance speech, I joked around because, you know, I’m a regular guy. I have a sense of humor. That’s one of the things that insulates me from a lot of the negativity.” Talking! It is Scott Brown’s Chappaquiddick.
Here’s more of this same response:
So, you know, I agree with him on a few things. I think he’s done a great job with North Korea and Iran and the war in Afghanistan. I thought he’s done a very nice job. The simple fact that he had the guts to step back, analyze the situation and then make a determination that we need to finish the job and provide the tools and resources for our soldiers to do just that, that was great. So, you know, the health care bill, which you’re probably thinking about, for Massachusetts, it was not good. To think of paying higher taxes and have a half trillion in cuts and basically desensitizing places like Nebraska, when we already have 98 percent of our people insured, we have a very good plan, it didn’t make sense.
Eh. Should have just ended it after the bit about the having a sense of humor.
Read More:
- Scott Brown Fêted, With Balls
- Elizabeth Warren and Scott Brown Look Down Their Noses at Super PACs
- Why Is Elizabeth Warren Doing So Well in Polls When Karl Rove Told Everyone To Hate Her?
- Joe Lieberman Pretends To Care About Insider Trading In Congress
- Elizabeth Warren Hates 'Job Creation' For Sympathizing With Jobless
{ 87 comments }
Glenn Beck told you so!
Wow, he and Sarah Palin should not meet. Any conversation between them is sure to destroy the English language forever. Also.
Needs more “also.” Maybe a “you betcha” or two.
Oh, Christ. He’s Dubya before Jesus saved him from the booze.
Nebraska is going to be desensitized? Huh?
My God, it’s Sarah Palin, albeit with a smaller penis.
Brown should learn that, as a Republican, it’s treason to say anything nice about Obama; he must attack the President for having a policy on Iran & N. Korea other than “bomb ‘em”.
Luckily for him, talking (and spelling) was also Martha Coakley’s Chappaquiddick in Massachusettes.
Some of these words do not mean what you think they mean, Farmer Brown.
“Desensitizing Nebraska” = making Ben Nelson wear two condoms.
[re=498608]the problem child[/re]: What is so hard for you to understand. It’s going to be desensitized, alright? And that’s it. Do you get it now?
And if the Wonkette editors are listening, I’m kinda tired of seeing this guy’s hairy pussy. So if you have any ass shots..
The real Merkins has spoke!
OK, silly me, I thought it was about the substance of what he was saying, you see, he said good things about Obama’s policies, I thought that was what was shocking. Umm, yeah, pretty inarticulate, too, but the real reason he should never meet Sarah is that if he were to say things like this in her presence, she’d have to kill him for being a commie nazi traitor.
Tonight’s the night I shall be talking about flu the subject of word
association football.
Desensitizing Nebraska? Does the healthcare bill require the whole state be dosed with a local anesthetic?
Can we talk about how all the liberals have to stop giving money to Haiti because we need to spend that money countering rich ass companies’ grassroot teabagging ad campaigns? Thanks, Supreme Court!
And as a result of publishing Brown’s random rambling idiocy, Politico’s commenters are now (if I can decipher their barely literate typing) are now accusing that rag of being a liberal front. Hopefully they’ll all be calling him a RINO before he even gets seated.
[re=498608]the problem child[/re]: Nebraskans are just far too sensitive; call them bad names, or threaten to cut their ridiculous farm subsidies, and they immediately start crying. Something’s got to be done about that.
[re=498613]dum librul[/re]: One over his head?
I’ve been to Nebraska and it is not sensitive at all!
Today we are all hairy, naked, inarticulate United States Senators.
[re=498608]the problem child[/re]: Could he have been talking about this stuff? [nsfw, of course]
Would take a whole shitload of that stuff to numb an entire state.
[re=498624]FlownOver[/re]: The man needs no further culling of what sense may still be left in his head.
[re=498608]the problem child[/re]: I didn’t know Nebraska had any sense to begin with.
Encore!
[re=498620]Oh hell to the no[/re]: See, money apparently equals speech; so GE, Disney and Commcast all naturally have much more of a right to free speech than you or I.
[re=498629]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Yeah, it makes sense now. I imagine they usually use <a href=”http://www.overstockdrugstore.com/product_images/y/312547481274.jpg” Cornhuskers lotion. The name itself sounds about as soothing as using scouring powder.
I’ve known huffers better able to put together a sentence than Brown.
This could be a fun 3 years.
[re=498633]JMP[/re]: And corporations now have the same rights as people. Ain’t it grand? Can’t wait to hear Walnuts! speak up on this. He probably will have some trouble with Scalia’s and Robert’s cocks in his mouth.
[re=498633]JMP[/re]: The law, in its majestic equality, allows both the rich and the poor, even the destitute, to spend billions of dollars on political propaganda.
[re=498637]S.Luggo[/re]: Carbona not glue.
Everyone (GOPers, Teabaggers, Demrats, and the supposed protest vote) in Masshole is going to have buyer’s regret.
And also in terms of suchwhat in that regard, should Caribou Barbie ever meet up with Massive Two Shits Ken, logic and language would be destroyed in all dimensions forever.
[re=498616]Prommie[/re]: Thanks for the word ‘suchwhat’ yesterday–it had me chortling all day.
He is the senator/morale officer, a la Michael Scott on The Office, i.e., a total moran.
This is great news; I see room for compromise with the new Republican leadership. Pelosi and Reed should whip their caucuses into action, thusly:
1) Resensitize Nebraska
2) Offer future resensitization of any other state, as needed
3) Keep everything else in the bill
Send off to Barry O for signing.
Did you know Satan hits on his daughters AND also posed for a centerfold? It’s like all those coincidences between Sarah Palin & God, but instead it’s Satan!(I know Gopherit luvs the dancing penises). I also found a dancing banana & pitchfork which you also many enjoy, I mean like.
http://bln.gs/b/1pu4gg
[re=498616]Prommie[/re]: It’s really interesting reading the comments on Politico. Apparently, Ben Smith is a lib now for saying he’s an inarticulate buffoon. I think buffoonery is what ties the big tent together.
Sorry, I pulled the Lieberman one out of my satanic catalog. Here are the 2 Satans. Something like the 3 tenors except they will destroy the earth with monster trucks and killing sick poor people, instead of sing.
http://bln.gs/b/1r5cjg
http://bln.gs/b/1pu4gg
[re=498639]Gopherit[/re]: Unfortunately, corporations have had those rights for a long, long time. It would be nice to see a Supreme Court actually consider a challenge to corporate personhood, but I don’t think there’s any chance of that happening anytime soon.
And I thought Sarah Palin had a copyright on “word salads.”
[re=498615]Shot at Wolf[/re]: That’s weird. Magic Titty complains about Brown’s hairy pussy and then you mention real Merkins. Are you implying that that isn’t Brown’s actual pussy?
[re=498653]Nerdalicious[/re]: Monster trucks need monster trucknutz!
[re=498654]JMP[/re]: This is the first time that the idea of corporate personhood has been expanded to the first amendment. I’m waiting for the first corporation to form it’s own militia to counter the US Govt.
I think he has a man crush on Barry.
So when I woke up this morning and had breakfast, that was good. The coffee that I had to go with it, it was okay, but could have been hotter, if it was going to be good, which it wasn’t, not so much.
You fuckers just gotta learn how to listen. That’s the problem with you elitists.
Wha???
I’m Scott Brown. I’m from Wrentham. I drive a truck.
“…desensitizing places like Nebraska”? Did the Nebraskians not like the Camaro deal I proposed? (Which, as I recall, included a backup Camaro in case of DUI crashes). But I agree, the first thing we need to do is come up with a cure for word salad, forget the uninsured.
I love real Merkins who constantly brag about being real Merkins (e.g. Palin, Joe the god damn plumber). If you have to call it cyberpunk, it ain’t cyberpunk!!!
But I still starburst when I look at that magazine spread. And that’s really what matters when selecting suitable leaders for
publicpubic office.What made my ears prick up was that thing about a half trillion dollars getting cut from Medicare. That’s an absurd statement that has no grounding in reality. I guess the only reason no one asked him to clarify it was because he has so many apparent problems using words in the first place.
Nebraska’s already desensitized enough. 10 days ago, when the wind chill factor had pushed the temperature to 40 below, a friend in Lincoln saw someone (probably Ben Nelson) riding a BICYCLE through the snow.
Not 100% sure what he means here, but if he is suggesting sanitizing Nebraska, then I’m willing to hear him out.
The man’s got a point. Last I heard, the current version of HRC throws money at states that haven’t done anything about their piss-poor Medicaid coverage while doing nothing for states that have actually done something productive years before.
“No new taxes!” has consistently meant “tax the blue states instead!” Electing a Republican may be the only way these donor states are able to find somebody with actual balls to represent their interests, namely the interest of not having to fund the habitual stupidity of NE, SC, MS, AK and a dozen others.
Today, we are all desensitized Nebraskans.
Thanks, thanks, Massachusetts, for voting with your balls. The voting equipment will be ready again after it’s thoroughly sterilized.
[re=498609]FMA[/re]: Win!
[re=498680]Norbert[/re]: He might have meant neutering.
[re=498678]Larry McAwful[/re]: Pretty sure he got that factoid from listening to Rush. If that’s the case, I’m sure he’s got a half trillion more he’s going to share with us.
Oy.
[re=498692]TGY[/re]: Speaking of balls, that picture seems to show that he doesn’t have any.
You know, he could just stick in a provision that says “but Massachusetts will not pay for this because we have our own Romneycare,” and sign onto the bill.
But right now he is McCain’s butt boy so he aint.
[re=498620]Oh hell to the no[/re]: This candidate brought to you by Crest Whitestrips and Buffalo Wild Wings.
[re=498666]Gopherit[/re]:While you’re waiting [waiting?!?!?], consider Mot Sahl’s comment on Charlton Heston’s desire for a military dictatorship: “If he were more perceptive he’d be happy now.”
[re=498686]Guppy06[/re]: Oh christ. If he actually did turn out to be the sort of independent-minded Republican senator he claimed he would be in the campaign, can you just IMAGINE the teabagger outrage?
They would feel so heartbroken and betrayed if he did exactly what they claim they want.
Why the fuck do Massachusettsians only get Chappaquiddicks? Goddammit, I want one too. Everyone needs a new albatross.
[re=498614]magic titty[/re]: Its the white Oswald Bates with a Boston accent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNga_ycqS7o&feature=related
[re=498631]converse[/re]: Hello, didn’t you hear our Naked Massachusetts Senator? “DE-SENSE-i-tize”. Already been done.
[re=498631]converse[/re]:
They done. Too many hits to the head while playing football.
[re=498643]Prommie[/re]: Had Dee Dee only listened.
[re=498714]JSDC007[/re]: Moot, since Senate Republicans would never go for that. Teabaggers everywhere would be apoplectic. “It’s their idea, they should be the ones to pay for it (for us, too)!”
Where’s he on Jesus guns for the guard?
I would call him Sarah Palin with a wang, but this would be subtly redundant.
“I think he’s done a great job with…Iran.” He hasn’t bombed the fuck out of it like McCain et al. have been demanding. Strike one with your new caucus.
[re=498692]TGY[/re]: I has a sad. I’m one of the 1 million people who voted for Coakley, so don’t be mean to me.
Nebraska is the Mary Jo Kopechne of American states.
Silly Wonkette, the Republicans want him for his body, not his mind.
Would you please stop showing his pubes? Pubes are just not my thing. Thank you.
So wait, somewhere in there the lesson is that the reason he is going to torpedo the health plan is because he wants to preserve Taxachusetts socialist health care system, where people get to pay for care out of a pool of money raised through Taxachusation. Shorter Scott Brown: “Needs moar single payer…”
Is he also aware that he said nice things about the half-Negro? Or did he say those things simply to fuel his rehearsed “falling out” with Glenn Beck so that people won’t think they are totally fucking?
[re=498749]yellowdogdem[/re]: Sorry.
I know who I’d rather see naked, but I wonder who’s going to be the funnier Senator: Brown v Franken?
[re=498619]Terry[/re]: This calls for the circumcision of Nebraska or maybe just the public circumcision of Ben Nelson, if its public and all.
Thanks for confirming my suspicions, legislative guy representing the clearly superior intellectual state of Massachusetts.
Shorter Brown: We have healthcare, the rest of you go fuck yourselves.
And the rest of you reading this. If you have time to post on this blog you have time to call the House switchboard and tell your rep to vote the senate bill as is. CHOP CHOP!
[re=498749]yellowdogdem[/re]: I’ll send kisses your way. Thank you for trying.
How could he need all those words to say “fuck Nebraska, I’ve got mine”? Time to stare at his bush….
HM . . . Is it possible Scott is so dimwitted he wouldn’t even understand the GOP putting a political gun to his head to make him walk back his Obama comments?? This could get entertaining.
So…he’s saying the reason Mass. doesn’t want healthcare reform is because they already have it?
This kind of flies in the face of everything the pundits have been saying for the last two days, now doesn’t it?
I hate him just for subjecting me to that crotch shot.
Plus. His hair.
[re=498622]JMP[/re]: Conor Oberst says cocaine does a nice job of fixing that.
Comments on this entry are closed.