• February 11, 2012

Oh, don’t be confused, “George W. Bush… Idiot” is meant ironically. “The Abraham Lincoln of the Middle East” is not. [Big Government]

{ 48 comments }

Extemporanus January 21, 2010 at 2:21 pm

If anyone would know about the nuances of Bush, it would no doubt be Colon.

Mr Blifil January 21, 2010 at 2:25 pm

It will be a turgid resurgence.

JMP January 21, 2010 at 2:25 pm

Heh, the one guy’s name is Colon. And, Mr. Ass Interior, Bush wouldn’t fight back against the MSM because they were busy licking his ass throughout his presidency.

El Pinche January 21, 2010 at 2:26 pm

“Andrew Briebart…American Shit Stain and Palin leg humper”

Terry January 21, 2010 at 2:29 pm

America betrayed President Bush? I feel so embarassed and sad that I missed this whole incident. What, pray tell, did we do to the poor man?

Hooray For Anything January 21, 2010 at 2:30 pm

Klugmann? Is he the alternate reality evil Krugman but with a goatee instead of a beard?

And the Republicans better watch it– they’re right on the verge of totally wiping out the Democratic Party and the only thing that could probably rally and unite Democrats is their undying hatred of George W.

Texan Bulldoggette January 21, 2010 at 2:30 pm

[re=498821]El Pinche[/re]: Along with I presume Billy Baldwin (one of the esteemed contributors). Alec needs to give him a serious wedgie at the next Thanksgiving get together.

shortsshortsshorts January 21, 2010 at 2:32 pm

History isn’t what happens. History is what Big Government says happened. FAKT.

Lionel Hutz Esq. January 21, 2010 at 2:34 pm

I can’t wait until we can send America to Gitmo for betraying President Bush.

SmutBoffin January 21, 2010 at 2:34 pm

I guess Dick Cheney is the William Tecumseh Sherman of Iraq, then.

Lionel Hutz Esq. January 21, 2010 at 2:35 pm

What do you expect from Beitbart, it is well known that he sold his soul to the devil for the ability to molest collies.

True story.

Aloysius January 21, 2010 at 2:40 pm

Jack Klugman, Nick Nolte, Conan O’Brien, and George C. Scott are speaking at this thing? Is Nick Nolte still alive, even?

Hmph, damned media libruls and their librul-Hollywood-elite-fatcat friends.

Aloysius January 21, 2010 at 2:42 pm

[re=498832]SmutBoffin[/re]: Does that make Condi and Laura the Harriet Tubman and Carrie Nation of Afghanistan?

chascates January 21, 2010 at 2:43 pm

And the Albert Schweitzer of New Orleans

SayItWithWookies January 21, 2010 at 2:44 pm

Best sentence ever — from the “America Betrayed [Dubya]” article:

One year after taking office however, Obama has done a total reversal on his isolationist, non-interventionist foreign policy, and is now pushing President Bush’s neo-conservative philosophy as a justification for starting a new war in Afghanistan.

This pretty much proves Rudy Giuliani’s earlier statement that no terrorist attacks happened under Dubya. Because if they had, we’d already be in Afghanistan instead of just starting a war there. Why has Obama acted so aggressively toward an innocent nation that never did anything to harm us? And why is he letting the distraction of Afhghanistan take our focus away from the real enemy, Saddam Hussein? Someday he’ll have to answer for what he’s done.

comicbookguy January 21, 2010 at 2:46 pm

Dude, Flynn is featured. He totally kicked ass in Tron.

give us a bob January 21, 2010 at 2:49 pm

You’re all missing out on the man who gives us the “George Bush … Idiot” story:
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/userphoto/lscott.jpg

Douthat may finally have some worthy competition in the butterfly collar department, with emphasis on the ‘fly.’
http://images.mediaite.com/power-grid/images/profiles/1092/ross_douthat_x200.jpg

JMP January 21, 2010 at 2:55 pm

[re=498824]Terry[/re]: We replaced him with a centrist black guy; worst thing we could have done. Actually, that headline would be correct if you added “by” in the right spot.

[re=498824]Terry[/re]: [re=498827]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Steven’s the rabid wignut & fundie creationist of the lesser Baldwin’s; Billy’s just kind of there.

the problem child January 21, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Why are these neocon guys pretending to be so obsessed with bush? Little boys don’t have it.

Texan Bulldoggette January 21, 2010 at 3:04 pm

[re=498871]JMP[/re]: Yeah, that’s right. I would say ‘what’s the diff?’ but there actually is a big diff? Steven must have been dropped on his head as an infant.

engulfedinflames January 21, 2010 at 3:07 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA11111111!!!1!1!1!!!! This will probably work.

comicbookguy January 21, 2010 at 3:10 pm

You know who else was betrayed by his country? Now if someone would be so kind as to hand Bush a pistol, some cyanide caps, and point him to his underground bunker before the communists get him. Cheney too.

bluevelvetelvis January 21, 2010 at 3:22 pm

Fuck Beerfart. Think of how much time this guy has spent kissing Matt Drudge’s ass and boosting his ego. Depravity.

http://twitter.com/andrewbreitbart/status/3565468585

El Pinche January 21, 2010 at 3:26 pm

[re=498827]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Yeah Steven (his Jesuit name) promised to move out of the country if Obama was elected. I hate when a Baldwin breaks a promise, it shatters my heart.

imissopus January 21, 2010 at 3:27 pm

[re=498849]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I remember well during the 2008 campaign when Obama burnished his isolationist, non-interventionist credentials by stating that we had taken our eye off the ball in Afghanistan to invade Iraq and that if elected he would ramp up our presence in Afghanistan to finish off Al Qaeda there and hopefully keep Pakistan from exploding. So I suppose Shapiro’s point is correct, if in this equation isolationist = going back to Central Asia to finish the job that Dubya started. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

JMP January 21, 2010 at 3:30 pm

[re=498893]comicbookguy[/re]: Not for Cheney; the betrayed by his country fate of Mussolini seems preferable here.

Darkness January 21, 2010 at 3:32 pm

Those rumors about that worst fiscal crash since the Great Depression were started by that one guy in the MSM who wasn’t a stenographer. You know that guy, the one who ruined it for all the rest by getting the remaining Cheney ass lickers branded as liberals.

El Pinche January 21, 2010 at 3:33 pm

[re=498835]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: For conservatives, collies are just too hot to resist. They remind them of the Jonas brothers..all shaggy n cute.

Darkness January 21, 2010 at 3:34 pm

After reading that list, all I can say is, good eight years work, George “Jim Jones” Bush.

imissopus January 21, 2010 at 3:40 pm

I know I’m preaching to the choir here, but according to the numbers I saw, just shy of 2.25 million people voted in the election on Tuesday. Assuming 300 million or so in the US, that’s less than 1% of the country’s population, and because they all live in MA, it’s not even a great statistical sampling. And Brown and Coakley still split the vote 52%-47% (the Libertarian Kennedy got 1%.) The only thing this proves to me is that the electorate is just as closely divided as ever and the fact that Coakley ran an incompetent campaign while Brown is yet another in a long line of non-threatening suit-wearing white guys that the state always goes for swung the election his way.

In other words, nothing to see here, folks. Everyone keep moving. Neither side of the political spectrum is interpreting it that way, of course, which is why moving to New Zealand sounds even more appealing today.

dave666 January 21, 2010 at 3:47 pm

New Zealand better build on an addition.

Paul Tardy January 21, 2010 at 3:55 pm

Mr Lincoln,
I been think’n
what the hell
have you been drink’n.
Looks like water,
tastes like wine,
oh my god its turpentine. – Confederate snark circa 1860 whatever.

Darkness January 21, 2010 at 3:56 pm

[re=498931]imissopus[/re]: New Zealand is awesome. Lived there for a while years ago. I’d move back in a heartbeat if I could get the SO into it.

My favorite part of living in Auckland esp was the front of the phone book had a section on, “What to do if a volcanic eruption is imminent in downtown” There was that, and the 50s style virulent racism one encountered in the rural parts. But those were the only two downsides, and the empty beaches all over the place more than made up for it (New Zealanders (aside from the Maori) can’t tan).

Hooray For Anything January 21, 2010 at 4:09 pm

[re=498909]El Pinche[/re]: I think Alec Baldwin vowed to move out of the country in 2004 if Bush won. That would mean no Alec in ‘The Departed’ and no Jack Donaghy on ’30 Rock’ and where would be as a country without all that?

re=498918]Darkness[/re]: Haven’t you heard? Since Bush created the TARP plan, it was him and not the other guy who actually saved the economy. We should all thank our lucky stars he was once again there when an emergency happened.

Darkness January 21, 2010 at 4:21 pm

[re=498958]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Is that how it goes now? TARP was evil an hour ago and now it’s our hero? Republicans really should get that short term memory loss looking into. (Of course, rendering the government dysfunctional and looking the other way while wall street raped the country don’t count against them. Of course.)

comicbookguy January 21, 2010 at 4:23 pm

[re=498931]imissopus[/re]: No, it was a national election of historic proportions, and now John McCain is president, and we all have to do what the white guys from South Carolina say from now on.

JMP January 21, 2010 at 4:25 pm

[re=498974]Darkness[/re]: There’s rules for this; anything popular about TARP, or anything else done towards the very end of Bush’s term, is credited to Bush; anything unpopular about TARP is actually Obama’s fault.

Escape Goat Nation January 21, 2010 at 4:28 pm

Meister: Miss Bush yet?

Breitbart: I miss Bush more than Meister

Colon: Get a room you two homos. Bush is the greatest!

Derussy: I love Bush more than you 3 queers combined.

Klugman: You’re all a bunch of liars. Everyone knows I love Bush the most.

Baldwin: I’ll kick all of your poser asses. I love Bush and Bush loves me…more!

O’Brien: Well I’ve been to Bush’s House. So suck it!

engulfedinflames January 21, 2010 at 4:42 pm

I want another cowboy prez, they’re steadfast,smell like horses and walk funny, but ya better not pissem’ off.

engulfedinflames January 21, 2010 at 5:00 pm

I don’t miss W, but long for the days when America pretended everything was fine in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Hooray For Anything January 21, 2010 at 5:28 pm

[re=498974]Darkness[/re]: Yes, according to FOX news, Bush actually becamse President in October of ’01 and still remained so up until the moment the recession was declared over or at least the financial markets saved– you might have remembered that shining moment back in June when we had 3% unemployment thanks to Bush. Obama became President the moment unemployment went over 7%

doloras January 21, 2010 at 5:37 pm

[re=498945]Darkness[/re]: New Zealand is boring and far away from civilisation. Everyone who actually lives here wants to move to the US, Europe or at a pinch, Australia.

Darkness January 21, 2010 at 6:51 pm

[re=499067]doloras[/re]: You’re taking to someone who spends all day on the intertubes. I can see you have internet, or at least I’m guessing you didn’t post by carrier pigeon. You think I have an exciting life? I live in the rust belt, doloras baby. Our cities look like post WWII europe. I’ll trade ya!

imissopus January 21, 2010 at 7:07 pm

[re=499067]doloras[/re]: Try living in the states these days with all the nutbags screaming at each other. Boring and far away from civilization sounds great.

NYNYNY January 21, 2010 at 9:02 pm

Nick Nolte: The Abraham Lincoln of the Middle East. Oh, cause of that movie Bulletproof? Or was that Gary Busey?

Nolte and Billy Baldwin make sense together, they both have red, shiny faces with boils and they both creep everyone the fuck out.

Mr Blifil January 21, 2010 at 9:05 pm

I haz a sad that Bush can’t go to New Orleans with his beloved Cowboys, who lost to some fag who’s almost old as Bush.

rocktonsammy January 21, 2010 at 9:42 pm

Sarah is Mary Tood Lincoln.

AnSnarkist January 22, 2010 at 5:30 pm

So this is why the Janitor from Scrubs isn’t on anymore.

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