André Bauer, the allegedly heterosexual lieutenant governor of South Carolina, said a fairly controversial thing about the Poors the other day! Here is the thing about these “people”: if you feed them, they reproduce! This isn’t just biology — it’s a page straight out of the Communist Manifesto, which is what poor people like to read, while they’re fucking each other on piles of government cheese.
Bauer, who is running for the Republican nomination for governor, made his remarks during a town hall meeting in Fountain Inn that included state lawmakers and about 115 residents.
“My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You’re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that. And so what you’ve got to do is you’ve got to curtail that type of behavior. They don’t know any better,” Bauer said.
[...] Bauer later Friday told The Greenville News he wasn’t saying people on government assistance “were animals or anything else.”
See, Bauer was just talking about how schools with free and reduced-price lunch programs should administer drug tests and make parents attend parent-teacher conferences! Accountability and all that! In this metaphor, parent-teacher conferences are like Havahart traps for feral cats, and school lunches are cat food, and poor people are still mindless vermin.
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Wow, with Jerry Brown running in CA and this guy wanting to kill the poor in SC, Jello Biafra is relevant again.
The only bit about breeding this allegedly heterosexual Barry Manilow look-alike knows about is being bred by some trucker daddy top at a rest stop.
I love my state. Beautiful place, great weather. I just want to put about 75% of its population and 90% of its politicians on a slow boat to Singapore. Or the moon.
Today we are all starving feral cats.
They should obviously not have fed his poor parents or, failing that, his grandparents.
Bauer is running on the Bread and Cervixes platform.
Alt-text: Above the knee, she’ll still be able to walk.
Damn straight, it’s short-cicuiting natural selection, I mean creationism!
Give the poor electronic cigarettes, they won’t feel so hungry then…
This is why Andre Bauer is such an important role model in our state. Because gays don’t breed unless they can afford science.
New State Mottos:
While I breathe, I hope (if I’m rich and white)
Dumbed in Mind and Resources
State Slogan:
Smiling Faces Tastiest Soylent Green
This guy is Lt. Gov of South Carolina? Now I understand why Sanford is still Governor.
Definitely a winning strategy in S.C.
When hunting season in South Carolina starts, hunters will be happy to learn that there’s no limit on poors this year, because of the recession. Hippies who oppose hunting don’t understand the need to cull the herd of dumb animals. I hate hippies.
Ok, I just had to battle a huge freakish Aquafresh ad to regain control of my comment box. I was victorious by the way.
“They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that.”
Really? I thought the gays were supposed to be a nice people, because of genetics and fashion.
I want my stereotype back!
Those poors, sheesh, don’t they know fucking is just for their betters and only in South America.
Andre and Bauer are not Merikin names, is they?
Compassionate conserva-blah-blah.
Let Us Now Praise Niggardly Men!
He’s right ya know. Also, electing nitwits encourages other nitwits.
B-but Jeebus says the Poors will always be with us!!1! I’m so confused, help me Andre. Plus you’re kinda cute in a gay French way, and that’s confusing too!
[re=500273]Gun-toting Progressive[/re]: Ha, ha-ha!
Can somebody ‘splain to me how these people can reconcile their Jeebus loving with their politics? Cause if memory serves, Jeebus was pretty enthusiastic about the poors.
He takes after his grandmother.
After this little spurt of brilliance I think the upstate supremacists might just overlook his “long-time bachelor” lisp.
Thank God André Bauer does not care for this “breeding” thing. He’s part of the solution!
Damn, there had a been a few week lull in South Carolina nutballness, somebody had to step up to the plate.
I’d say this statement “jumped” at about this point: …“My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child…” Not exactly peer-reviewed, emperical data. the “near” in me thinks he’s referencing the coloreds, also.
Makes perfect sense. If ya stop feedin’ ‘em, they die. Problem solved.
[re=500301]EdFlinstone[/re]:
And who better than a French gay who loves nuts and balls (and tainted salami).
Homeless person: Can I have some of your money; I don’t think too much further than eatin’ and fuckin’
Me: Absolutely, sir. And there is more where that came from if you move to South Carolina immediately.
Not quite “A Modest Proposal” but still quite good. If only he was channeling James Joyce. I suppose this is Bauer’s “Final Solution” to the problem. I wonder when his grandmother Eva immigrated here?
It appears that it’s not just the poor who are desperately in need of drug testing.
I also want to point out that it takes a real (American) hero to point out that the best way to stop the hedonistic homeless is to starve them to death.
[re=500301]EdFlinstone[/re]: Ed, do this take the jaundiced eye of the base away from my Bay State for a few days? Just Askin’.
[re=500303]SlouchingTowardsWasilla[/re]:
And they are not even human so no guilty conscience!
And he looks like Charlie Crist’s younger brother. Also.
Which designer will Andre be wearing to his Fiesta del Failure?
[re=500300]Woodwards Friend[/re]: He’s married to his, uh, job!!!
Bob Barker says have your poors spayed or neutered.
So why do us rednecks hate the Messicans who clearly know the value of a 12-hour workday? (That value is 50 bucks, btw.)
And Andre, we know how you abhor breeders!
Also: for some odd reason, people seem to think this douche won’t be the next governor. He will.
You know who *else* wanted to reduce the ‘surplus population’?
[re=500306]Gopherit[/re]: James Joyce? Don’t you mean Jonathan Swift? I doubt James Joyce would have written it, because he was Irish, and Jonathan Swift was saying we should eat the Irish, because the Emerald Isle is people.
[re=500306]Gopherit[/re]: Yeah, and the “Andre” is not fooling anyone.
South Carolina: Beautiful places, smiling racists.
So, THAT’s where all those Kennedys came from.
[re=500320]Larry McAwful[/re]: GAH! My brain is broken today. Yes, indeed.
Someone really needs to ask him his position on Haiti.
All them poors want now is a warm place to shit.
[re=500324]Gopherit[/re]: No problem. But it wouldn’t have been the first time an Irishman wanted to say “Eat me!” to the British.
I could think of more humane methods of population control but I’m guessing he’s also opposed to birth control. You know, the not starving them to death kind.
Now, I realize that America in the early 1900s was a very different place, chock full of rugged individualism and all that, but even by the social standards of that time, Andre, your grandmother was a nasty, ignorant (by your own admission), stingy old bitch.
I’m so disappointed in hearing this from Andre Braugher; he was so good on Homicide.
At least it is refreshing to see one of them admit that, yes, they are horrible, awful people who would rather see the poor starve than have government do its job.
We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated stray cats.
[re=500327]Prommie[/re]: Loose shoes, also
Also! Andre, your Grandmother was a moran.
[re=500301]EdFlinstone[/re]: actually last week the state senate voted to send a message to DC affirming our states rights. My local state senator Roy Bright actually said “if at first u don’t secede..”. Why we would want to leave a country that gives us $2 for every $1 we send to it idk.
[re=500320]Larry McAwful[/re]: Swift was Irish. Pretty sure of that. Not going to google out of laziness. If I’m wrong, I’m wrong.
From Wikipedia:
“As of late November 2009, one in eight Americans and one in four children are using food stamps and the program rate is growing at 20,000 people a day.”
So I guess he’s right.
[re=500297]CorkPopper[/re]: No, their Jesus was all about the supply side economics; along with hating the uppity women, teh gays and the heathens.
[re=500329]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: He’s probably opposed to sex ed, too, because you know talking about sex and teaching about birth control is what causes people to have sex.
Hooray for apathy!
[re=500329]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Compassionate conservatives don’t believe in abortion until after the fetus is 18 years and 9 months old.
[re=500336]gurukalehuru[/re]: If Swift was Irish, then why did he propose eating only Irish babies? Someone once told me it had something to do with mineral benefits of such babies—”ironic content,” I believe they said—but that seems a little farfetched, even when you’re talking about infants nursed on Guiness Stout.
To be fair, if we hadn’t fed the destitute during the Great Depression, we wouldn’t of had the baby boomer generation, and we wouldn’t have Social Security problems (ignore the fact we wouldn’t have SS probably either). Death wins!
[re=500345]Larry McAwful[/re]: they are willing to go into the teens if the fetus is a Negro fetus who killed some white folk.
The problem with poors is they are flat broke but they don’t care. They strut around with their tails in the air. They slink down alleys looking for a fights.
Lt. Gov. Bauer has got cat class and he’s got cat style…meow!
[re=500345]Larry McAwful[/re]: somebody had to do it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_swift
(Irish)
Further evidence the right just wants to fucking bitch about shit, not solve a single problem.
So, they hates the poor to be mating. Hates it so much they think it better to let them starve. Why not just give the poors access to free birth control in that case? What the fuck is going on in their deranged heads that they can’t get to such an blithely obvious policy state? Jesus Fucking Idiots. Can’t even get them to do the right thing for the wrong reasons.
[re=500348]Come here a minute[/re]: He’s a feline Casanova?
So, it’s generally a good idea to punish children because they come from broken homes. Because feeding them would be “enabling” their, uhh, parents’ behavior, and totally not ensuring that they’re trapped in a never-ending cycle of poverty. After all, they’re just like stray animals- not that I’m comparing poors to stray animals or saying that we should just let them all starve and die or anything like that, no sir.
So, I’m left with one question: Which is more likely, that SC comes in dead-last in the country by every discernable measure because of misguided public policy, or that SC is a shithole for completely unrelated reasons (a pact with Satan, justforinstance) and the terrible policies its politicians keep doing are actually really good ideas, and literally the only thing keeping SC from turning into a full-on Hellmouth?
Because, I know people like to pretend that it’s really #2 happening here, but seriously? Sometimes correlation actually is because of causation.
[re=500297]CorkPopper[/re]: Sure – Jesus forgives their sins. Ergo consequence-free blank check. Hey man, it’s right there in the Bible.
In The State article, Bauer says: “I have spent many USC football Saturdays outside the stadium hustling (for donations). It all goes to my foundation. Where is the media coverage of that?”
Oh, Andre, methinks the media is about to start covering your Saturday hustling big time.
Bauer’s Palmetto Tomorrow Foundation takes donations and STATE MONEY to give poor old people one blanket and is also known for “Providing up to 46,000 pairs of shoes to South Carolinians with Samarit,ans Feet.” I’m not familiar with a disease called “Samaritans Feet,” but it sounds nasty.
Also, corporate heavy-hitters Wal-Mart, Duke Energy Foundation, and United Healthcare Group chipped in loads to give poor seniors a blanket in a whopping 22 towns and a couple of cities.
I don’t know about you, but when I’m hiring, candidates always get extra points for showing up naked, pregnant, hungry, and homeless. USA USA USA
[re=500336]gurukalehuru[/re]: [re=500345]Larry McAwful[/re]: Swift was Irish, but Anglo-Irish, and it was Papist babies he was in favor of eating, so there was no problem there, and besides, they would only be used for medical experiments, if not eaten, anyway.
[re=500308]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Only until my keystone state elects Pat Toomey, who will make Santorum look like Bernie Sanders.
I guess it goes without saying that Andre will be charging the poors for their own drug test, to prove they are worthy of assistance. Its not a tax burden to bear on the hard working gentry of South Carolina.
[re=500358]Katydid[/re]: Are they loose shoes? Blankets and shoes? Isn’t that what they agave you when you showed up at Dachau?
[re=500349]Doglessliberal[/re]: What is this obsession of yours with research and evidence? You some kind of liberal?
[re=500297]CorkPopper[/re]: Jeebus fed the poor by using just two fish and five loaves of bread. No taxation.
Now do you understand?
Just so we’re clear here, Swift was kidding. Practicing a now obscure art called “satire” or something like that unlike Bauer who is evidently incapable of irony. But to his credit, Bauer doesn’t recommend eating poors, just starving them a little. Its a well known biological fact that starving animals are less likely to reproduce, although they often do eat their young if they do give birth, so it amounts to the same thing. Let the poors eat the poors. I think that’s what Swift had in mind, also.
[re=500319]TGY[/re]: Ebenezer Scrooge? “decreasing the surplus population” Welcome to our new political model: Victorian England.
[re=500292]WarAndG[/re]: Don’t fool yourself. A nice fat “It’s for their own good.” Will be along shortly, I’m sure.
“They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that. And so what you’ve got to do is you’ve got to curtail that type of behavior. They don’t know any better,” Bauer said.”
This is why Bauer dates men.
As I once said, it’s just too bad we can’t have an epidemic of botulism.
[re=500365]betterDeadThanRed[/re]: Exactly! Today, we are all Scrooged.
[re=500356]mumblyjoe[/re]: Sorry, correction: there one measure by which the Palmetto state does not not rank dead-last: FREEDOM. Apologies for the error.
[re=500333]Ducksworthy[/re]: I’ve never understood the appeal of loose shoes.
[re=500280]Jim Demintia[/re]: Thank you. My laptop needed a chocolate milk bath.
Feeding poors is like feeding squirrels. You can’t just hand it to them. Instead, place the sandwich on the trashcan lid, and hide behind the bushes. In no time a hungry poor (they are always watching) will emerge from hiding and greedily gobble down the bait. Precious!
Try this sometime at the park. Be sure to bring a camera. Be careful about bringing the kids though. If two poors see the bait they’re liable to start fucking on it.
[re=500362]Larry McAwful[/re]: ah, yes, I am frequently seduced by the siren song of “facts”. It is a real impediment to my advancing in this world, clearly.
Obviously this guy will be Naked Scott Brown’s running mate in 2012 when they win their landslide against our racist, socalist President!
What? Bauer isn’t an Amurikan name? Somebody get that guy named Jack and deport him.
Lt. Gov. Genius also says:
“You see, for the first time in the history of this country, we’ve got more people voting for a living than we do working for a living.”
Oh, Andre. *sigh* Don’t ever change. Material like that doesn’t come along every day.
Herr Bauer is proposing the American style Final Solution. The poors is the reason for all our problems. That and the gays, and the immigrants. And libruls.
Peoples what never lived in teh South don’t understand that beneath that charming veneer of graciousness,there is a special kind of mean-ness, just miserable mean niggardly hatefulness. Mean in every meaning of the word, stingy, nasty, spiteful, stingy of heart, nasty nasty nasty.
The kind of mean where they would deny food to the starving even if it didn’t cost anything, they would burn surplus food to keep the poor from getting their hands on it, just because it ain’t right that they should get something for nothing. Its not enough for them to succeed, they have a need to see others fail, it ain’t enough that they win, they need to see someone lose, its not enough they obey the law, they need to see someone executed.
So obviously, when the charity does come from their pockets, in that its, what, 3% of their taxes, well, then its totally out of the question, why, its slavery.
[re=500371]mumblyjoe[/re]: note also: FREEDOM is wholly distinct from, and not to be confused with “freedom”. “Freedom” is not something that SC had in significant quantities until 1972. By contrast, however, FREEDOM has always been SC’s greatest natural resource.
[re=500327]Prommie[/re]: Tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit. It’s a well known fact.
[re=500297]CorkPopper[/re]: Weird Al summarized it best: They are a thousand times more humble than thou art!”
[re=500301]EdFlinstone[/re]: My thoughts exactly. We can’t let Mass. take the stoopid state award away from us for more than a week. Think of the children! Also.
The federal government needs to immediately implement humanitarian sociological efforts in South Carolina and Kansas as part of an obvious state of emergency in both states in regards to the mental health capacities and abilities of the states’ elected leaders. States of political emergencies need to be declared in both states.
[re=500382]Prommie[/re]: So obviously, when the charity does come from their pockets, in that its, what, 3% of their taxes, well, then its totally out of the question, why, its slavery.
Well, if anyone knows about slavery in this country, it’s those charming southerners.
We need to post signs all over South Carolina: “Please do not feed teh morans.”
[re=500361]Prommie[/re]: That and a tattoo.
Samaritans Feet buys and distributes shoes to Americas poor kids since nothing says “third world shithole” like a bunch of raggedy beggar children trying to rent out their mothers for sexual pranks (amazingly, all of whom are reputed to be virgins).
Their headquarters are in S.C. specifically so nobody will confuse it with Port-Au-Prince or Harbin, on a related note:
Andre Bauer needs to STFU about encouraging bad behavior before the poor hetero population decides to lobby for a tax on the massive butt plugs he so enjoys wedging into his sphincter on the grounds they contribute to “the gehz”.
It’s true, I only reproduce after I’ve been fed too.
When Republicans engage in deep thinking it invariably touches on Henry Ford’s reflections on genetics he had made into little hate pamphlets for his workers that Hitler took one step further with out and out lethal injections for those who didn’t have what it takes to negotiate their way through society.
This happy little bastard is just another Reinhardt Heydrich-lite. A dirty little Southern Nazi boy. I wish we’d practice a little eugenics on those people way back. Then we wouldn’t be having to deal with the Religion of Stupid now. Because unfortunately, the South did rise again.
Behold the power of cheese.
Wynona Rider came around the other day, and she says to me “Hey Dude! Let’s reproduce!” And I’m like, “Sure thing! But first, do you have a hamburger?”
[re=500395]snideinplainsight[/re]: Seriously, are they fucking tribbles or something?
[Granny Yokum] told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You’re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that. And so what you’ve got to do is you’ve got to curtail that type of behavior.
My grandmother was not a highly educated woman.”
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QUID ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM
[re=500345]Larry McAwful[/re]: As Ducksworthy points out, ‘A Modest Proposal’ was satire, an attempt by a righteously wrathful Swift to shame the Brits for their cruelty to the Irish. Among other despicable acts, Britain was exporting food from Ireland to England throughout the supposed Great Famine, while letting the Irish starve.
And he didn’t suggest ‘the poors eat the poors’, he (satirically) suggested that Irish babies could be served as a delicacy for well-to-do English folk. His (satirical) point was that it would be better than letting the babies starve to death, which they were doing in droves.
BTW, the ‘shame’ thing worked about as well as attempts to shame Republicans. Or bankers.
It is natural for gays to take a snooty attitude toward “breeders.”
Nothing is controversial in South Carolina until a week later.
André Bauer seems to be too liberal to be a viable candidate in South Carolina.
I’m not a poor myself, but I’m guessing the reason them poors don’t show up to PTA meetings and parent/teacher conferences is that they are working at jobs that don’t grant paid time off, and often working two shitty-paying jobs, drastically cutting into their PTA-attending time.
Of course, I also agree the poors shouldn’t breed, but then I’m a misanthrope: I don’t think anyone should breed.
Well that settles it. I’m picketing my local Second Harvest until they shut down their wasteful enterprise!
[re=500404]S.Luggo[/re]: QUID ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM That should br “QUOD.” “QUID” is the interrogative pronoun. You got the capital letters right, though. The Romans did have their CAPS LOCK stuck on.
[re=500410]Meaux[/re]: I’m not a poor myself.
Why not? Everyone else is doing it.
His argument makes my head swim with Ol’ Dirty Bastard lyrics.
It’s ironic that the poors you want to fuck the most are the ones who look like they’ve skipped a lunch here or there. Knowumsayin’?
Bombs, not commie food!
[re=500397]Dolmance[/re]: I blame Lincoln. The whole “let Lee surrender with honor and no consequences” crap screwed us right then and there. The whole goddamn region should be burned to the ground AGAIN. They should have no business telling any part of the rest of the country what to do until they pay their fair share and the fact that they don’t should be trumpeted from every… uh… minaret.
We (the sane parts of Murka)should have slapped so many reparations on the Confederacy that they STILL wouldn’t be finished paying us back. Not to mention putting the negroes and poors in charge of reconstruction. In fact, I think this is still a great idea. I could think of hundreds of fat, pompous, ignorant, good-ol-boys who sure could use some time out in the fields while their Messican masters just sip iced tea on the porch.
God, this country is so fucked.
If that guy’s name wasn’t “Åñdrë”, somehow I think it would be “Chet”.
[re=500415]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Damn you, Calvin Klein!
[re=500418]SmutBoffin[/re]: or Chaz or Trey
Shorter Bauer: A well-fed poor is an ungrateful, lazy, hyper-sexed, immoral drain on society.
The South shall rise again, like a creature from the swamp, like a mummy from the tomb, like a zombie from the grave, like the villain in Die Hard and a million other movies just like it but really, they just should have stopped making action flicks after Die Hard, you can’t top a line like yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker, not even Samuel L. Jackson, but those films keep coming back, too, in fact, every evil thing that totally sucks keeps coming back, it can’t be vanquished so yes, the South shall rise again and again and again.
On top of which, pricks like Bauer congratulate themselves on giving the poor tough love, like, Here, this kick in the nuts is good for you.
He was later heard saying “Fuck the Poor”, and “come here pissboy”.
[re=500404]S.Luggo[/re]: Quit talkin that elitist Latino. Makes the Southerners feel inadequate.
[re=500412]Aurelio[/re]: Papist!
[re=500418]SmutBoffin[/re]: Actually, it’s Rudolph.
[re=500412]Aurelio[/re]: I see that you speak fluent illegal alien.
[re=500271]Saragon[/re]: Only 90%? South Carolina keeps those good 10 percent politicans very well hidden.
90% would be low for Ill-i-noise, for example. Other than the entertaiment value.
What blows my mind is the number of poor white folks who will show up on Election Day to vote for this worthless prick. He’ll spew some nonsense about loving Jesus and families, and the poor white trash will show up to vote for the fucker despite his threats to starve them to death.
GAY POPINJAY ANDRÉ: “Hey stray! Ixnay on the va-jay-jay play or no oodfay oodaytay, mm’kay?”
[re=500372]TGY[/re]: Me neither. Its an Earl Butz thing. I never understood the appeal of Earl Butz either for that matter.
HA!
In yer face poor people!
[re=500412]Aurelio[/re]: Perhaps QUID refers to a pound sterling, hence QUID ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM would be ‘show me the money’ or something.
[re=500273]Gun-toting Progressive[/re]: [re=500332]norbizness[/re]: [re=500347]Doglessliberal[/re]:
Today, we are all stray cat sluts with cotton mouth.
[re=500303]SlouchingTowardsWasilla[/re]: Yes, indeed. Worked very well in the Nazi concentration camps.
[re=500431]PrairiePossum[/re]: He didn’t mean white trash, he meant black folks. White trash are encouraged to breed in S.C.
Okay, if we’re going to play God and get to decide who starves to death, Bauer will be on my list and George Bush and Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh (actually he looks like he IS starving to death) etc. etc. but there would not even be one kid who is currently getting a free lunch because I am happy to see my tax dollars go toward feeding kids and I am unhappy to see my tax dollars go toward blowing up people and lining the pockets of greedy contractors, because I am a bad American and I hate freedom.
That’s not big blue tie, that’s a big blue cum bib. Yeah, he’s messy when he’s gobbling cock.
Bauer said, it is time to confront “babies having babies. Somebody’s got to talk about. Politicians don’t want to talk about it anymore because it’s politically incorrect.”
Why does he hate Bristol Palin? Does Sarah Know?
My God, they are just like rats!
I give the man props for at least keeping his hate for the black poors domestic, while nearly all the other wingnuts have exported their hate to Haiti. I mean, come on–how easy is that, it’s already got hate in it’s name!
Yeah, EAT IT Poors! Except, you know, don’t. Or something.
Oh and kill all their first-borns, because that shit makes a man sound like a bad-ass when he brings down the hammer. And keep your eye out for WICKER BASKETS in the REEDS.
Such cold-blooded Darwinism behinds his words here, and yet I bet he fights tooth-and-nail against teaching Evolution in the schools.
[re=500441]El Pinche[/re]: He does have that face, doesn’t he? He looks like he can’t wait until his next Mexican vacation.
[re=500433]Ducksworthy[/re]: He may not have been a good Secretary of teh Farming, but he was a great defensive tackle for the Redskins.
[re=500409]Escape Goat Nation[/re]:
André Bauer seems to be too liberal to be a viable candidate in South Carolina.
Ya know, I was thinking the same thing. I can picture a Jefferson Lee Beauregard IV(R, Cracker County SC), proposing linking section 8 funding to those that can prove a lineage to the confederate army, or limiting medicaid elgibility to descendents of northern and western european immigrants(excluding irish catholics of course). I mean we dont want any innocents(cough-cough whites) hurt by this proposal. Andre, this is the 2010 republican party, step up your game!!
Any dont worry about the MSM, they wont call you on it. Macaca was so 2006. They dont even see any racists signs at the teabagger demonstrations. The media will continue to portray them as just concerned average Merikans, without hypocrisy, railing against taxes that Hopey cut or their sudden concern for deficits that only materialized when that colored fella got elected.
Government continues to reward bad behavior by giving money to people who “don’t have to do a thing,”
Now more than 50% of the electorate.
Kinda guy who reads “A Modest Proposal” and says, “Why didn’t I think of that?!”
If government cheese had holes like Swiss cheese, you could fuck that, but since it doesn’t, all you can do is use it for a mattress to screw your shorty on. Don’t laugh: my first 13 children were conceived in this manner.
[re=500412]Aurelio[/re]: QUID ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM?
SQUID RAT DE MONSTER is what i get from that.
But maybe it’s the HiN! pigaids that has me hallucinating a little.
Best Wishes.
Good Luck, Murkans.
(we are going to need it).
In the end, all southern politics comes back to those darn blacks. Welfare is wrong, because it just encourages those shiftless blacks to breed, gun control is wrong, because we need guns to protect our homes against those criminal, and sex-crazed, blacks, public schools are bad, blacks get to go to them, activist judges are bad, they let the blacks in the public schools, drugs and sex and rock and roll, all are evil inventions of teh blacks, and employed to ensnare our daughters and turn them into drugged-out prostitutes working for black pimps (they call this “white slavery” down there). Crime is of course a problem caused by blacks. Liberals are evil because they don’t hate blacks enough. Is there anything, anything at all, in the southern GOP platform that ISN’T dog-whistle racism?
fix our feebles.
CaliforniaMike: That would be Butz the nephew. He was not Secretary of the farming, but he was a huge corn-fed terrorizer of the poors (he ate running backs)
[re=500507]Prommie[/re]: But see, there’s a conflict over abortion, cause everybody knows its the crackhead black methodists who get them. On the other hand, what better solution for the Negro overpopulation problem? I think I can speak for all of SC when I say I’m totally torn on that one.
[re=500507]Prommie[/re]: Um in a word. No. See Newman, Randy, “Renecks” for an explanation of the Southern Strategy
http://www.lyricsdepot.com/randy-newman/rednecks.html
at the risk that someone has already pointed this out, if you feed a hungry man once, he will be fed only that once; but if you teach him to rob from the rich, he can feed himself for the rest of his life.
you think this guy is an ignorant fuckwad who ought to get hit by a bus? just take a second to imagine the number of good hardworking americans who sat at their kitchen tables nodding along in agreement as they read that quote, then add in those who looked around to make sure nobody was within earshot before muttering “he’s onto something,” or said “he’s disgusting,” while thinking>/em> “he’s right”…
it’s enough to make you wish you’d be the one to get hit by a bus.
[re=500535]slappypaddy[/re]: Yeah, but who cares unless you are actually rich?
[re=500342]Doglessliberal[/re]: I thought *feeding* people is what caused them to have sex. I am so confused.
[re=500271]Saragon[/re]: I share your pain.
[re=500548]sarcasticusername[/re]: Good hard-working Murkans + Real Murkans = President Palin.
Spoken as a true Republican…make sure you “kill no babies” but don’t take care of them once they are here…
How to make a sploding head: “I can’t vote for that faggot. But then again, that faggot wants to starve the nigers. Hmmm.” Yes, no, yes, no. Kaboom!
[re=500346]HipHopOpotamus[/re]: We wouldn’t have had the Greatest Generation either and Tom Brokaw might get off my TV. Which would be a good thing.
[re=500422]gurukalehuru[/re]: I believe the quote you’re looking for is “The South will rise again because shit floats.”.
[re=500747]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Would that be Niger Innis?
http://www.cymerian.com/innis.jpg
[re=500346]HipHopOpotamus[/re]: And they’d be speaking German in London and Japanese in L.A…
[re=500417]rottenart[/re]: The most beautiful sight in the world must have been the Night they Burned Old Dixie down. If we could do it again I’d go, “nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah…. Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah,” until I puked.
[re=500324]Gopherit[/re]: [re=500359]Prommie[/re]: Thank you for helping these illiterates. I was just about to write that.
Boy, the Republican Party sure is a fucked up hybrid of religious fundamentalism and Social Darwinism, ain’t it?
[re=500548]sarcasticusername[/re]: I thought about it, and nope. I still think he should get the bus instead of me.
I’m an upper middle white folk and my day is something like, find a great recipe, make food, enjoy food, look at more recipes, keep abreast of the procurement of high value, full bodied wines, find some time to have sex. If my usual day contains anything else the least bit meaningful, I’ve forgotten what it was.
A new breed of Bitter – the closeted pseudo-Eurotrash bitter hating on the breeders? Fascinating. I think he just wants to make sure they’re hungry enough to do you-know-what for a cheeseburger.
[re=500336]gurukalehuru[/re]: Anglo-Irish.
When the poor people are all gone, who will do the work?
[re=500382]Prommie[/re]: Speaking as a transplanted Yankee of over 30 years, the only thing I think you left out of your description of teh rednecks here in SC is the “and if you don’t like it, get the hell back to wherever the fuck you came from” mantra. There are, however, a minority of liberals here, who haven’t been tortured to death and deep-fried yet, who don’t represent the stereotypical model you portray. I enjoy poking fun at our stoopid state. We’re not all redneck assholes down here.
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