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Meghan McCain’s Sex Book: We Have A Release Date!

by Jim Newell

3:08 pm February 8, 2010

August 3, 2010! A full 208 pages! Jesus take your time… [Political Wire]

{ 42 comments }

Gopherit February 8, 2010 at 3:12 pm

Just like megs to practically give it away. Like mother, like daughter.

Hooray For Anything February 8, 2010 at 3:17 pm

Finally, the untold hijinks of candidate’s children will be revealed as Meghan confesses to her scorching, “9 1/2 Weeks” type affair with one of the Huckabee kids.

slappypaddy February 8, 2010 at 3:18 pm

dirty and sexy and political and true and a story — and its cover is hard! and it’s cheap! discounted! go, megs!

let’s see, an august 3 publication date, that gives her the entire month of july to write it. no sense starting any sooner than that, there are twitters to tweet and self-portraits to take late at night in the bathroom.

frailamerica February 8, 2010 at 3:19 pm

I have a cover photo suggestion…

queeraselvis v 2.0 February 8, 2010 at 3:20 pm

Oh please. 207 of those pages will be titpics, and the remaining 1/2 page will be insipid twats. But I repeat myself.

ManchuCandidate February 8, 2010 at 3:20 pm

Is it going to be cleavage shots or made up of paragraphs 140 characters max?

ManchuCandidate February 8, 2010 at 3:25 pm

[re=509432]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]:
Jinx. Or sleazy minds think alike?

Neilist February 8, 2010 at 3:26 pm

“Meghan McCain” (Author).”

Hmmm.

That must be a use of the latter term previously unknown to Western Literature.

hedgehog February 8, 2010 at 3:27 pm

Look for it in the “Big Ass” fetish section of your local adult bookstore.

President Beeblebrox February 8, 2010 at 3:33 pm

Look, a Palin supporter mugshot…

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0205103mugs1.html

the guy is much less chill that the Barry supporters who got busted.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1217081mugyear20.html

Gorillionaire February 8, 2010 at 3:33 pm

Uh? Oh I get it – “RELEASE. DATE.” As in “full release”. On a “date”. ZOMGROFLMAO.

Advocatus_Diaboli February 8, 2010 at 3:34 pm

That gives Megs about 8 months to form a PAC that will collect donations with which to buy her book.

Extemporanus February 8, 2010 at 3:36 pm

[re=509422]Gopherit[/re]: Give it away give it away give it away now!

frailamerica February 8, 2010 at 3:39 pm

Who will be the genius bookstore proprietor to promote the Meg McCain/Jessica Cutler joint appearance?

Come here a minute February 8, 2010 at 3:41 pm

First Daughter, First Love would’ve been better.

An Outhouse February 8, 2010 at 3:41 pm

“207 of those pages will be titpics,”
Let’s hope so. She was extra hot on the view when she blasted Tancredo as a racist.

Gopherit February 8, 2010 at 3:41 pm

Holy shit!! Murtha is dead!

http://thinkprogress.org/2010/02/08/murtha-passes-away/

mirrorball February 8, 2010 at 3:45 pm

How does Amazon come up with the “Suggested Tags from Similar Products.” Here are their suggestions for Ms. McCain’s epic novel:

wingnut welfare
chick lit
leadership
beach read
romney
erotica
government
senate
gay
lds

That may be the only time you read “Romney erotica”

Hart88 February 8, 2010 at 3:45 pm

and it’s already being marked down? soft bigotry of low expectations, indeed.

Sharkey February 8, 2010 at 3:46 pm

Dirty Sexy Politics: A True Story (Hardcoverre)

arewethereyet February 8, 2010 at 3:48 pm

I wants lots of boobie pics! please please please!!11!1!!

Mad Brahms February 8, 2010 at 3:52 pm

Now taking estimates on respective percentages of dirtiness, sexiness, and politics. You can’t be everything to everyone, Meghan!

V572625694 February 8, 2010 at 3:56 pm

[re=509475]An Outhouse[/re]: Common courtesy demands that you provide a link.

stew February 8, 2010 at 3:59 pm

Oh no she dih-ent!

stew February 8, 2010 at 4:01 pm

Just in time for Daddy’s midterm election!

Crank Tango February 8, 2010 at 4:01 pm

[re=509462]Gorillionaire[/re]: I want mouth release, but also I wanna dribble a bit on them titties. Does that cost extra?

Alldat February 8, 2010 at 4:06 pm

[re=509447]Neilist[/re]: Don’t forget her previous literary tour de force- My Dad, John McCain. For just $6.19 at Amazon, you can start your own collection of her works!

stew February 8, 2010 at 4:06 pm

[re=509506]Crank Tango[/re]: Don’t forget the Dirty Sanchez.

SayItWithWookies February 8, 2010 at 4:15 pm

Is this a children’s book too, or did she hire a ghostwriter?

Joshua Norton February 8, 2010 at 4:26 pm

Is it just me, or does it not provide insight as to how well the book is expected to sell when the price is already slashed before the sucker has even gone to press?

Sharkey February 8, 2010 at 4:28 pm

Let’s not forget her latest missive, “Politicians Need Privacy, Too.”

So true! And so boring!

Buttery1000 February 8, 2010 at 4:33 pm

Can you imagine what it’s like to be Meg’s editor? My god, that person must hate life.

DC Hates Me February 8, 2010 at 4:37 pm

I’d buy that for a dollar!

gurukalehuru February 8, 2010 at 5:18 pm

Tits on the cover if you want it to sell, Megan.
Because the liberals don’t really care what you have to say and the conservatives don’t actually read books.

Violenza February 8, 2010 at 5:54 pm

God that’s embarrassing. I hate hate HATE when Republicans try to make pop culture references. And I hate that use of the word “sexy”. I need to get laid too, but I prefer to sit back and let the sex come to me. Megs, relax and stop trying so hard!!

Jerri February 8, 2010 at 5:54 pm

[re=509536]Joshua Norton[/re]: Sadly no. I think they (amazon) do that on hot titles to drive up the sales at amazon as opposed to getting it at your local store where it will likely cost a little more. See also: Palin’s book available for $9.99 right out of the gate on amazon (and Stephen King’s and a few other bestselling authors caught up in that holiday price war).

Jukesgrrl February 8, 2010 at 6:16 pm

I don’t think a BOOK is the “full release” Meg’s fans are hoping for.

Jukesgrrl February 8, 2010 at 6:21 pm

[re=509545]Buttery1000[/re]: I don’t think her editor hates her. Meg probably pays for expensive lunches in places where they’ll be seen by rich men. Now if you want to talk about someone who suffers, how’d you like to be Hitchens’ editor? Or Denby’s?

Beowoof February 8, 2010 at 6:45 pm

[re=509647]Jukesgrrl[/re]: I do hope those boobies are released from the bondage of her bra.

This getting to be a dirty old man thing, is not really a lot different from the dirty young man I used to be.

Lionel Hutz Esq. February 8, 2010 at 9:15 pm

Great, I saw the sub-title, and now I have to clean up the vomit all over my computer screen.

stew February 8, 2010 at 10:45 pm

Subtle title there, Megs. I guess “The ‘o8 Campaign Was Vagina City” was too weak.

Smoke Filled Roommate February 9, 2010 at 3:46 am

And the price six months from release date? $0.01 and $3.99 shipping.

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