Here’s Andrew Breitbart confronting Max Blumenthal at CPAC, with yells, oh boy! Let’s call them both trash and move on to the next post. [Daily Caller]
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(Too Gay, Couldn’t Finish)
But Breitbart was being satirical, so it’s OK.
BTW, where is the paragon of journalistic freedum? Why isn’t James O’Keef the bajillionth defending himself and his secret “agent” duds on Twitter, the only recognized forum for impartiality and freedumbs in 140 characters or less?
Seems Tucker can’t even do the whole fact checking thing right if there are no links that say Jimmie don’t have a problem with the Benetton people. Even Huff Puff does that from time to time.
For pete’s sakes, GET A ROOM.
Breitbart sped off so he could head to the can and pull cord.
who is James O’Keefe?
Andrew Breitbart and Max Blumenthal, you are both trash, and I am moving on to the next post.
Conservatives arguing about something besides who can be the biggest asshole to poor people, gays, or immigrants.
I don’t know who these people are and I don’t care but if someone did something to that drunk moron Hitchens, I’m probably for it.
“ruh-roh”? Seriously? You decided to go with “ruh-roh”? OK, just wanted to be sure.
[re=517081]snideinplainsight[/re]: Word to your mother…
TBogg had a faaaabulous picture of Breitbart wandering around a bar wearing what appears to be a Snuggie for some reason. Probably so he’d be ready just in case he needed an emergency nap.
Here’s a tip to people who make YouTube videos like this: 3 MINUTES IS TOO LONG. Who wants to waste three minutes of their life on Andrew Breitbart?
What’s so trashy about Blumenthal? I read Republican Gomorrah and was disappointed ‘coz it was so tame.
I mean, seriously, “Andrew Breitbart argued with Max Blumenthal”. I already know more than I needed to know.
These butt burglars need to get a room.
Are there any videos of Briebart not being a complete douche, btw?
Breitbart is the only human being on earth still actively pissed off at Salon for outing the affairs of Henry Hyde and Bob Livingston during The Great Blowjob Freakout and Impeachment, which happened to be when the GOP officially went insane. Its very odd, he is obsessed with the idea that its the Democrats who practice “the politics of personal destruction” because Blumenthal wrote those Salon stories outing the affairs of GOPers while they were impeaching Clinton for an affair.
“in-U-endo. In-U-Endo!”
Someone needs a xanax and a tumbler full of scotch.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Andrew Breitbart is one of God’s special angels. Also.
[re=517119]Seanibus[/re]: Really, in the endo, doesn’t everyone need a xanax and a tumbler full of scotch? A blue xanax, at that? I know I do, and thats on good days.
As far as I can tell, Breitbart’s only talent is that he can yell louder, more ridiculous shit than whoever he’s yelling at. Which makes him a prodigy at CPAC.
Hey now, these guys are the animated blow-up monkees.
At first I would say Briebart would be the kind of guy who’d fly an airplane into NYT’s or Salon’s headquarters. But he’s just a giant snuggie-wearing racist pussy:
“But this is what these creeps do,” Breitbart said. “I’m sick of having cocktails with them. I’m now at war with them. No more cocktails.”
Oooooooh! No more cocktails for you media! You’re fucked! Andy’s at war!!
[re=517119]Seanibus[/re]: “Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.” — Monkey Business, 1931.
OK, now we’ve got Marxism covered, too!
No more cocktails for you? Is he the bartender nazi?
Who are these numbnuts and why are people taking pictures of them?
I can only assume that Breitbart and Beardo at the end are more right than Blumenthal, because they are louder.
I can’t agree with any criticism of Blumenthal, of course that’s because he’s on my (progressive)side. What I can agree with is anyone who says Breitbart is astoundingly GAY. Really, World Class GAY. The 1960s Boston Celtics of GAY. The ’27 Yankees of GAY. The mid-70s Pittsburg Steelers…
“Alinsky tactics.” Suuure Breitbart. I love it. I swear the only people in politics that are familiar with Saul Alinsky are right-wing shitbags who after years of training at their inane conservative college newspapers, dwell in underworld of American politics that is comprised of shouting and race-baiting and fear-mongering.
If they need to hear someone call James O’Keefe a racists, I’ll do it.
James O’Keefe is a racist.
There.
One can hardly imagine the anger-management issues that must have played out at this glorious gathering.
A Village Voice blogger (Roy Edroso) once compared Breitbart to David Lynch’s “The Angriest Dog In The World.” But I don’t think that TADITW had a drinking problem.
Let me get this straight, Drudge’s favorite fluffer is accusing another person of engaging in personal attacks through innuendo?
My mind is officially blown.
Wait, why is Wonkette linking to Tucker’s vanity mag?
Still, I love their attempts to attack Blumenthal for calling an overt racist a racist. See, he said O’Keefe worked tables for a racist organization at the pro-racism conference, but actually only took part in a debate at the conference; this one slight factual error outweighs all other documentations that the guy’s a huge-ass racist. Oh, and he has a black friend, or at least acquaintance, so there.
[re=517138]thesheriffisnear[/re]: [re=517120]FMA[/re]: The Trig Palin of GAY? Because, YES.
A free exchange of fluids was had.
Does anyone else remember when the Republicans were the “adult” party, and not in the sense of diaper sex, boy fondling, and bathroom stall toe-tapping? Ever since the rat-fuckers took over the party, the GOP has become the worse frat house, especially since do not know how to drink or party well.
Yes, because this is the way to have an honest debate: jump on a guy in a hotel lobby with TV cameras in his face and a hostile crowd heckling him, yell and call him a despicable piece of trash, and then snicker because he’s thrown and can’t coherently defend himself.
Not to say Blumenthal is an angel. His Salon story was wrong. Whether that’s because of his mistake or because multiple sources bullshitted him, I don’t know. But whatever it is, the responsibility is his.
But still, Breitbart is such an angry asshole. The day someone finally takes him down (maybe he’ll get indicted in New Orleans over something with the O’Keefe case, I hope?) I will find his house in Brentwood and piss on his front steps.
Yeah, I’m a disgusting liberal, Andrew. Deal with it.
plane crash + cpac
He’s the Lady GaGa of Gay.
[re=517144]Tim Was Tim[/re]: In fairness to Breitbart, while a racist, O’Keefe is really more of a douche.
[re=517154]JMP[/re]: And he likes free form jazz. Also
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[re=517092]sati demise[/re]: The guy who wanted to be the Michael Moore of the right, but wound up as the G.Gordon Liddy of Baton Rouge.
From a link on that site to a link to the examiner, the FCC is investigating Fox for Quiz Show-style cheating on some game show. I am hoping nobody else covers this, but if they do, Fox Republican Style, bluer than the red, white & blue, will rage that the FCC must be deleted, and the Times and the Post will report on the fauxconservarage and we will all have to hear about it forfuckingever. Happy ConservaMonday Wonketteers!
http://www.examiner.com/x-39000-Entertainment-Industry-Examiner~y2010m2d20-FCC-investigates-Fox-game-show-for-alleged-cheating
[re=517119]Seanibus[/re]: Is THAT what he was shouting?! I thought it was “In your window! In! Your Window!” And then I thought maybe it was a gay thing or something.
[re=517144]Tim Was Tim[/re]: Well, he is, isn’t he? And Blumenthal called him one, correctly, didn’t he? So what was the problem here? Color me confused, no offense.
Gay Dude w/Shirt Untucked Still from Recent Stall Secks: DID U SAY HE WUZ A RACIST??????!!1!!???
Blumenthal: Uh, yeah, he hangs out with the John Birch Society, and he dressed up like Huggy Bear just so he could call black people dumb and unscrupulous. So, yeah, racist.
/fixed
Uh oh! Uh oh! That internet is a mutherfucker!
Seriously. Breitbart is a fat, drunken asshole who likes to scream incoherent shit and then run for cover so he can claim he won.
Breitbart is a bitch.
These guys are mad that Blumenthal called a Neo Nazi a racist?!?!?
Do they even hear themselves?
[re=517117]Prommie[/re]: Breitbart has been kicking around that long? Huh. There were a lot of conserv*uh*tards on my campus while I was there, late 90s, & I remember them being hard on the trail of Matt Drudge & David Brock (who has, of course, recanted &/or “recanted” his right-wing witch-hunting for R. Emmett Tyrell (since there’s now more money in left-wing pap)), & not just because a goodly number of my Falangist pe’ps were closet-cases, but I cannot remember Breitbart at all.
In any event, isn’t it about time we got some new blood? I mean, the left has got Maddow, who was still at Oxford, prolly, when the Clinton Impeachment was going down, plus guys like Shuster & the fat dude who had the misfortune to work Edwards’s ’08 campaign but has recovered to be a frequent Countdown guest. Where are the right’s new voices?
“Accusing a person of racism is the worst thing you can do…”
Not *being* a racist is the worst thing, mind you, but accusing someone else of being a racist…
Someone get Breitbart back on his meds, pronto…
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry.
Wait why is Andrew Breitbart gay for Chris Hitchens now, as well as James O’Keefe, also?
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