Joe Lieberman turned 80- or 90-something years old today. Hooray. And according to the Twitter, his office held a birthday party under the theme, “I’m self-centered.” Big ol’ floppy titty XXX pictures after the jump!
How did John McCain and Lindsey Graham score invites? Are they friendly with Joe Lieberman?
[Joe Lieberman's Twitter via Jon Chait]
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Go ahead, laugh: Sammy Davis Jr. was Jewish, too.
hey, frank sinatra was an egocentric prick, too! i bet joey rats can’t sing, though.
joe = frank
walnuts = dean martin
graham = joey bishop
most pathetic birthday photo ever. don’t choke on that cake, fellas.
[re=519289]obfuscator[/re]: aaaand we’ve got our sammy davis, jr. to wrap things up tight in a bow and such.
http://img110.yfrog.com/i/lf3h.jpg/
I wish I had known, I’d have sent Joe a dozen drunk Phillipinos over to his office to help him celebrate.
Irony (noun): To convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: Joe’s ‘My Way’ was to copy someone else’s style. – Also see, douche bag.
But who’s the hot chick? and they don’t have a Sammy.
Rat pack that is for sure…
Hadassah? Isn’t that something they smoke in those Mulslin countries?
How much ya wanna bet that the person who picked that theme for him has oh…a little bit of passive aggressive anger stored up at ol’ Joe & he doesn’t even know?
I’d say it’s even money or better.
[re=519291]obfuscator[/re]: The line to fist Lieberman starts to the left.
ah he always did remind me of old Blue Cross, er Eyes.
[re=519289]obfuscator[/re]: looks like a cock and cake party to me. Too bad they’re all out of cake.
[re=519300]Extemporanus[/re]: “come on joe, we’re all lined up to give you your 68 birthday cock punches!”
I wonder if Lieberman’s wish when he blew out the birthday cake was to bomb Iran?
[re=519289]obfuscator[/re]: Walnuts is totally Frank if anything because Frank was a hothead known to beat other people up/get his mafia friends to do it. Plus, I could see McCain scoring hot blondes when he was younger while I could see Lieberman having to go to Jewish singles mixer after Jewish singles mixer and Lindsey having to be set up by his mother.
Goddammit, Lieberman’s birthday is the day before mine? Thanks Jim, you;ve just ruined all my birthdays until the year he finally dies.
[re=519289]obfuscator[/re]: Michael Steele is their Sammy David Jr., obviously. And while Sinatra and company may have been owned by the Mafia, the bipartisan three are owned by the health insurance and military contractors lobbies, which are much more evil.
Should of went with the Sid Vicious inspired “My Way” theme. At the end of the party, everyone dies of being stabbed in the stomach or a heroin overdose.
Hey, check out who who Harry Reid got to perform for Joe at the party!!
Being from Vegas, you’d think he could’ve found a better impersonator, right?
Joe knows people that allow him to call them “friends.”
Meanwhile, Jim Gibbons remains pussyless.
Lieberdouche’s birthday cake is made of metamucil and bullshit…
[re=519316]Bearbloke[/re]: so is lieberdouche!
[re=519305]Crank Tango[/re]: Let them eat cock!
[re=519306]obfuscator[/re]: To Lindsey’s dismay, Joe made him stop before getting to 69.
[re=519309]JMP[/re]: Hmm I keep trying to think how to spin this for you and I can’t come up with anything unless he dies on his birthday. Which would be fine.
[re=519320]Extemporanus[/re]: So Lindsey owe him one!
People used to say, “It’s Frank’s world, you just live in it.” I’ll bet that’s the kind of life Joe aspires to. Let’s crush his dreams.
Crikey. I hope they put down enough tarps to catch the various dribbles.
These five were the sole guests at that party. And the chick in the red is probably a call girl.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/feb/09/sinatra-my-way-killings-philippines
Is it possible there’s someone out there who doesn’t like Joe very much?
[re=519291]obfuscator[/re]: Sammy did like the occasional bigot…
I know Joe’s independent* and all, but where are the guests from the party he caucuses with?
*outside of being bought and paid for by insurance lobbyists, of course.
[re=519331]nappyduggs[/re]: Fuck it. Aetna will spring for new carpet again.
[re=519336]Jim89048[/re]: And this one.
By all appearances it seems to be a wonderful party.
I think Joe’s saying “I get to screw people out of healthcare and Hadassah gets paid for it.” Is this a great country or what? Anybody who’s got the words “had/ass” in their name should be married to Lieberdouche.
There comes a time in one’s life when celebrating birthdays becomes positively indecent. LIE-berman reached his “sell by” date years ago and should just keep quiet about it.
I’ll be celebrating with my staff today too, although I prefer to do so in private.
[re=519350]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: Thy rod and thy staff (…but I repeat myself) they comfort me.
[re=519344]EdFlinstone[/re]:You left out part of the sentence:
” I get to screw people out of health care, even if it means I am a fucking hypocrite, and Hadassah gets paid for it.”
Hope someone shit in the cake.
[re=519342]Jim89048[/re]: oh you shoulda seen the look on joey’s face after roland kissed him!!!
Then he turned to Walnuts! and said, “You gotta love livin’, baby, ’cause dyin’ is a pain in the ass.”
We will take the highway instead Joey.
Too bad he didn’t fall victim to one of the Philippino “My Way” karaoke killings (yes, real thing)!!
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/07/world/asia/07karaoke.html
The joint was packed, and the rest of the town might as well have been dark. After a little ring-a-ding-ding and a couple of martys, they told the dollies to go take a nap, and headed over to the Copa.
Dot dot duhduhduh duh dum,
Dot dot duhduhduh duh dum,
Start spreaddding the cheeks…
Soundtrack should have been AWB “Cut the cake / Let me lick out the cream”
That’s a threesome made in hell.
how cute, st johnnie and lindsay dressing alike.
I knew a tile setter who was doing Frank’s master bathroom in Manhattan many years ago. I asked him if met the (by then) old crooner, to which he responded, “Yeah, and what a fucking asshole. I had the radio on WNEW (top 40 rock) on low in the bathroom while working. In walks Sinatra, yanks the plug on the radio, turns to me and says, ‘Nobody sings in this house, unless I say so’ “. Turns around and storms out.
I love that prick (Frank, not Liverskin).
Close your eyes
Okay, now imagine you’re at the most wonderful party.
Okay.
Delicious food, uh huh
Interesting people, uh huh,
Terrific music, uh huh
Now open them!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9k61dfq-oc&feature=player_embedded
Celebrating with his “staff and Hadassah”? If John McCain and Lindsey Graham are on Joe Lieberman’s staff, that would explain EVERYTHING.
He misread the banner. It said, “My Waaahhhhh!”
His sole contribution to political discourse: Waahhh waahhh waaaah.
Hadassah?
What’s that, a Jewish pastry?
lets just put him in a barrel and drop him to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean already. Happy Birthday Fuckface!
Why is he celebrating his birthday with Hamas?
Oh, Hadassah. Sorry about that.
I bet that room smells like anal seepage.
[re=519393]predilectrix[/re]: I’m surprised there isn’t a banner that reads “Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated!”
The following explains the look on everyone’s faces:
“Lindsey Graham sent the attendees into fits of laughter with a description of how he recently had an aide ask a homeless man to stop leaning on Graham’s car outside his office in South Carolina. The aide was unable to move the man, and told Graham that the man appeared sick and needed medical assistance. Graham recalled opening his window and calling out, ‘Get a job, [racial slur]!’ Graham added, sardonically, ‘or wait until universal healthcare is passed!’ John McCain laughed so hard he spit up cake and Joe Lieberman did a staccato laugh that seemed to disturb his staff.”
When the only people who show up at your Birthday party are closeted gh3y Graham and WALNUTS! you really need to start considering that you ain’t cool.
[re=519402]Beef Supreme[/re]: ..and stale coffee, mothballs, and death.
Ya know, they’re laughing at US.
Meanwhile, my countrymen are being owned by Canucks. 7-3 at the end of the 2nd period. &%*^.
“And you know what? Anthem then raised it’s health care premiums by 39%!! Hahahahaha. Snort. Fuck California. More Drambuie all around.”
[re=519417]AxmxZ[/re]:
Whooohooo!
Waves Canada City Flag. Eats KD. Farts.
[re=519417]AxmxZ[/re]: Toss a ripe Lieberman onto the rink. Similar worked with much hilarity and distraction in Caddy Shack.
[re=519308]Hooray For Anything[/re]: You mean Lindsey was set up time after time by his mother, who kept asking herself, “Why doesn’t my lovely little boy like any of these girls?”
Denial is not just a river in South Carolina.
As Sarah Vowell said:
The only way “My Way” has ever worked is if the person singing it is dumber than the song. Which is why the only successful rendition of it was perpetrated by Sid Vicious.
I say the song works fine for Joe.
I know most Capitol Hill staffers are serious alcoholics, but how serious do you have to be to stand working in Holy Joe’s office?
When your boss bases his votes on what choice would piss off the most amount of people, you can’t possibly feel good about yourself can you? Unless you’re huffing Ether every other hour in the bathroom, and sticking heroin suppositories up your butt on the metro in the mornings, I don’t see how you stand it.
[re=519421]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Outed.
[re=519426]brown_recluse[/re]: Originally the French song, “Comme d’habitude”. (Chorus: “I spit upon the poor and their untreated canker sores.” Later, included is the DSM.)
Hadassah gave Joe something he’s been wanting a long time — a blumpkin.
Joe Lieberman’s birthday is the same day as my mother’s? I haz a sad.
Who the fuck throws a celebration in honor of their spouse’s birthday, set to a theme based on a song that opens with these lyrics:
And now the end is near
and so I face the final curtain…
And does John McCain carry around his own fucking personal knife-eating fork? Will he die if someone does not administer large creamy slices of cake for him to gorge on? And where was Megs McCain with her tribute to the cover of Herb Albert’s Tijuana Brass, the one with the naked chick coming out of the whipped cream?
[re=519433]S.Luggo[/re]: “I spit upon the poor and their untreated canker sores”? Do French people really talk Monty Python parodies of French people?
[re=519289]obfuscator[/re]: nice, but the roster should be:
Joe=Groucho
Walnuts=Harpo
Graham=Chico
Hadassah=Margaret Dumont
Clarence Thomas=Sammy
Get out of that picture, Burris – run for your life!
Yeah, that’s fine but Sinatra wasn’t a total wierdo a-hole like Joe ia. Sorry but another miss on the party theme Joe. Can’t you get anything right, Joe?
Hey a Sinatra themed party, they should have told I would have brought the proscuitto and mozeralla
Happy birthday to the Senator from CIGNA. He did anyway, just because he could, like my dog when guests are visiting…
[re=519446]brown_recluse[/re]:
Because the French refuse to speak “L’ Anglo Saxon”, nothing more is left. Except when a tip is concerned.
Sort of like banana rat Joe Lieberperson, who refuses to speak Health Care Reform. (Complete the rest of the analogy at your leisure.)
[re=519291]obfuscator[/re]:
Isn’t that Roland Burris?
[re=519421]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Who is KD and why are you eating his farts?..
Oh well, at least my favorite Finns are going to the semis. Yey! Hyva Suomi!
[re=519359]WadISay[/re]: Random House is calling for your book proposal.
Three assholes and a blond walk into a bar…
http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/2/22/2334311/haha_uh_ohgod.jpg
[re=519434]CaliforniaMike[/re]: And then they reveled in a completely non-characteristic Jew Steamer..
Seriously just die already.
[re=519471]El Pinche[/re]: What’s a schmear among friends? Really, is this so wrong?
Notice who’s not eating.
[re=519476]S.Luggo[/re]: i see three pigs in a blanket of self-satisfied obstructionism!!!!1!!!
/olbermann’d
[re=519451]davesnothere[/re]: Nope, you can’t compare those three to the genius that is the Marx Brothers. Maybe they’re more like the Three Stooges. Or Two and a Half Man.
[re=519477]obfuscator[/re]: It’s a blanket of freedoms. Just ask Wellpoint subscribers.
This is exactly what is wrong with our political system, and is there a single Teabagger in sight? No, wait, there is no one of color there….,
And, any truth to the rumor that Sean Hannity put in a surprise appearance in the back room behind the glory hole?
[re=519481]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]:
Avast. Lower right quadrant. Notice the hand pointing to the irremovable gerbil stains.
Lieberman nervously mews ha-ha as his lower colon relaxes.
George Will slowly, slowly pets his long-hair shioau-chi and waits. [I paraphrased that last line, but am unrepentant.]
It pains me greatly to be the one to finally mention this, but the craven cowardness of my commenting comrades — and the fact that Walnuts and Graham Cracker are wearing yellow ties — leaves me with no other choice:
It’s a “LEMON PARTY”.
Or, as it’s more commonly known in DC, a “REPUBLICAN PARTY”.
[NSFW!]*
*(In fact, don’t even Google “lemonparty” images. Seriously, just don’t. No matter how curious you might be, you need to trust me on this. Much like Joe’s birthday, no good will come from it. Well, unless you’re a gheyriatric, I guess. Which, if that happens to be the case, then go ahead, knock yer cocks off. Stroke away.)
Happy birthday, Lieberman. You dick.
Birthday Party? Looks more like a meeting of the Senatorial Irritable Bowel Syndrome Caucus.
[re=519487]Extemporanus[/re]:
Fuck. Just….fuck. You warned me not to which meant I had to and now my eyes are dyyyyyying.
Nice that Joe wore the ill-fitting cheapo suit. The common touch.
Ugh, I just hung that Sinatra poster in our studio. Bought it in the bargain bin for a $1.
95 posts and no mention of the obvious fapping that went on at this meshugeneh shindig? Oh, all right then… *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.*
The lady is Angie Dickinson, of course.
Would’t having a “My Way” themed party be predicated on Joe Liebermann actually having any regrets, at least one or two?
Also: let’s hope this Jewish power-broker crossing an Italian ends the same way it did for Moe Green.
Hassida, Hussain, what’s the difference?
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