WHOEVER MADE THIS IS A GENIUS. [Xtranormal via The Awl]
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whoa
VandeHei comes off as too much like an actual human.
Sadly, the parody of TheDailyCaller.com’s editorial meeting has yet to receive a hit.
Olga: It’s vulgar.
“Like a cat tied to a stick”? Is this one of your internetpoopblog jokes?
[re=522409]SmutBoffin[/re]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97EOxs2NUc8
Palenty – chamomile – ha!
[re=522409]SmutBoffin[/re]: Singing in the rain —> singing into driven winter shit.
Anyway, it’ll never replace the Blingee.
This is better than WaPo.
You used the bare essentials and you ended up with even less. I tried to do one about the George Washington pedophile dude but you have to have a fucking PC first off and download a bunch of shit and then be up all night thinking you’re real cute. Long story short: Too old for this shit.
Just, wow.
Fcuk you, Avatar!
[re=522413]snideinplainsight[/re]: Save the orange pekoe for Boehner.
I think something’s wrong with my computer.
This is beyond anything I’ve ever seen. I’m typing this with my free pinky in fetal position in a pool of my own sauces, quivering in endless delight.
[re=522411]Ken Layne[/re]: [re=522416]Sleeves[/re]: Ah.
:^\
[re=522418]Mr Blifil[/re]: Some meth would help.
Do I smell an Oscar?
[re=522431]Flanders[/re]: Yeah my attempt at faux anger sounded too convincing. I sounded like I didn’t like the Politico animation. I DID I SWEAR I LAUGHED, AND I WOULD WATCH ANOTHER.
Okay, so Mike Allen = the pig, and Politico = the cage. But Joe Scarborough = the antibiotics?
[re=522425]Simba B[/re]: Looks right as rain to me…
Are they not men?
Dostationwagonshavetrunks?
[re=522427]SmutBoffin[/re]: Homie handling “empty and frantic”. These are the times that fray men’s socks. I know I know: you walk in, I’m supposed to look at my puppet—der Doppelaufwickler—immediately and say “What the fuck is this?”
[re=522445]S.Luggo[/re]: Cock n balls are only rendered in final mode.
The article about Joe Scarborough’s sweater vests is real, right? I mean, that’s actually running in a future number of the Politico, right? That would give my life so much meaning. Please say it’s so.
[re=522448]norbizness[/re]: That’s my reaction. Station wagons don’t have trunks. They have…backs. I don’t know…there’s some word for that.
[re=522460]NYNYNY[/re]: tailgates?
[re=522460]NYNYNY[/re]: no wait I see what you mean now. I think that’s where babies are made.
Every once in a while a genius comes along and I stand in awe.
if stephen hawking did one of these, would the voice sound like james earl jones?
I CAME
…and Michael Calderone is sitting for a new less-foreheady caricature.
[re=522452]El Pinche[/re]: Whip it.
“Would.you.like.to.play.a.game.,Dr.Falken?”
I. am. the. Tea. Party. Leadar.
http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/2/22/2334311//teaparty.mp3 (warning: robotic potty mouth)
I refuse to believe that actual Politico editorial meetings are that articulate or interesting.
I assume they usually go something like “What did Karl Rove say on Hannity last night. Well write that up and get it on the blog. Just change “Rove” to “Republican Insiders.”
At last we know why computers were created and linked by the intertubes.
[re=522455]Larry McAwful[/re]: I know, I know!
Politicos must got some godawful security system over there if some outside interloper could sneak a camera in this upclose and personal.
The world in which POLITICO is actually some sort of robot internet id combined with a random political meme-generator and superhero suits makes way more sense. This is documentary, no?
[re=522409]SmutBoffin[/re]: I’m assuming it’s a Radiohead reference.
I made a rather droll little movie last night starring Ken and Jim, but when I attempted to save it, Xtranormal’s site crashed.
It’s still down.
I’m not sure if there’s a correlation between the subject of my film and the status of their service, but I’ll keep trying to get it in the can (as they say in “the biz”) so that you may all enjoy it at some later time when it’s no longer relevant, amusing, or wanted.
Much like all my comments…
[re=522793]Extemporanus[/re]: You were getting too close to the Truth, so the gov’t shut down the movie site.
BRILLIANT!
Too bad it’s so close to reality.
Watch for the new Alllightson project to fail massively, and subsequently bring down Politico and NewChannel 8 down with it, as they all collapse in bankruptcy.
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