• February 10, 2012

'Come on John, the campaign's over. Is that John? Oh it is just some kind of white metal bar.'You know who used to love Barry Obama’s “thinking face”? PEGGY NOONAN, that’s who. And here’s a ridiculous Slideshow of our president looking very interested in all kinds of mundane crap. This is what freedom looks like! [New York]

{ 45 comments }

memzilla March 3, 2010 at 9:46 am

Mundane crap, thy name is Nooninghamptoncestershireton.

Kodos March 3, 2010 at 9:46 am

I prefer Obama’s feigned look of interest over Bush Jr.’s real look of a deer caught in headlights.

Katydid March 3, 2010 at 9:48 am

Now not only is Hopey my pretend boyfriend, so is that large metal cone he was caressing inspecting. Thanks, New York Magazine! [runs out to buy several copies]

DickTaterPeeNoShay March 3, 2010 at 9:49 am

Freedumb isn’t free

Potater March 3, 2010 at 9:51 am

You sure they didn’t rip this story from Politico?

Next up:

Mike Allen does a piercing investigation of Obama’s loafers, and what they say about his cap and trade policies.

fishskicanoe March 3, 2010 at 9:51 am

The New York folks just don’t understand us nerds. While all that may be boring to the blogger, its eye candy to us sci/tech heads. I’m betting that Barry was more interested than they think. I wouldn’t be surprised if he saves “How Its Made” on his DVR.

Potater March 3, 2010 at 9:54 am

[re=523471]fishskicanoe[/re]: Hunny-Chile, Barry’s too busy collecting Conan and Spiderman comics. You know, stuff that MATTERS.

JamesMichaelCurley March 3, 2010 at 9:55 am

At least when he goes out in public to make major speeches after major disasters his shirt is buttoned correctly.

queeraselvis v 2.0 March 3, 2010 at 9:56 am

That is the BIGGEST DAMN DILDO I have EVER seen!

thesheriffisnear March 3, 2010 at 9:57 am

The Republicans nominated Warren G. Harding because he “looked” like a President and you see where that got us!

freakishlystrong March 3, 2010 at 9:57 am

Weird, an intellectually curios President. Makes me pine for this this Jackhole.

Kool Keith March 3, 2010 at 9:57 am

Bob Gibbs in the background, just cold Twitterin’ on his Twitterbox.

V572625694 March 3, 2010 at 9:59 am

If somebody’d got a shot of Barry looking the slightest bit bored, you know Fox would start a campaign: “Elitist Obama disinterested in power plant switchgear,” or “Obama speechless w/o TelePromTer.”

This is why we need a king in addition to the preznident. While the latter runs things, the former can do all the ribbon-cutting. Reagan was terrific at that.

germansteel March 3, 2010 at 10:02 am

I thought they agreed not to release the Torture Photos?

Katydid March 3, 2010 at 10:06 am

[re=523467]Kodos[/re]: You didn’t read the comments. Apparently Letterman did a segment,
President Bush Tries To Look Interested.

Papas got a brand new teabag March 3, 2010 at 10:11 am

he has a dry erase marker in his hand so he’s obviously filling out his March Madness NCAA Tourney bracket. this takes priority over healthcare and unemployment.

WadISay March 3, 2010 at 10:13 am

[re=523481]freakishlystrong[/re]: [re=523488]Katydid[/re]: In fairness, Bush didn’t have to be interested. Had the same five responses to everything.

Joshua Norton March 3, 2010 at 10:15 am

He’s trying to decide between the burger with arugula and Dijon or the burger with Dijon and arugula. Rahm’s paying.

Mr Blifil March 3, 2010 at 10:16 am

Wait, this is what Huckabee was reacting to in that other picture from however many days ago. He just dropped by the check-in line to brag that the Air Force One boarding gate already has the full body scanners and Huckabee is like…

Berkeley Bear March 3, 2010 at 10:17 am

[re=523490]Papas got a brand new teabag[/re]: Actually, it’s a permanent marker, because Obama only fills out one bracket, one time, and sticks with it.

norbizness March 3, 2010 at 10:17 am

“Don’t tell me about Super Saver miles; I memorized the pamphlet, along with the fine legal print, yesterday afternoon.”

Red Zeppelin March 3, 2010 at 10:21 am

Meh

JMP March 3, 2010 at 10:23 am

[re=523483]V572625694[/re]: After the attacks on Obama for politely greeting the Emperor of Japan, it became obvious that they’ll make up some way to claim every single little thing he does is inappropriate. I’m waiting for “Obama went to sleep last night – what if there was a terrist attack? Does he even care about protecting America?”

dijetlo March 3, 2010 at 10:23 am

[re=523471]fishskicanoe[/re]: I tend to think with our Hopemeister that he not only paid attention and can to this day accurately repeat the explanations he was given for each process and mechanism but that secretly, late at night after they’ve gotten Rahm back in his cage and Valerie Jarrett is ensconced on her recharging stand, he works diligently to improve each one.
We elected Mr. Spock, we needed captain Kirk

The “Kirk Trimodal approach to interstellar politics”:
Fuck it
Stun it, then fuck it
Beam it into deep space.

Winsome March 3, 2010 at 10:24 am

who wrote the caption in the original article. Funny enough to have done by Wonkeete

Winsome March 3, 2010 at 10:25 am

who wrote the captions in the original article? Funny enough to have been done by Wonkette.

bitchincamaro March 3, 2010 at 10:30 am

I can just hear the discussion between Gibbs and Barry regarding whether or not to don those stupid glasses or risk eternal blindness and look badass without them.

El Kabong March 3, 2010 at 10:30 am

please to post ouster of hottie Yulia Tymoshenko from Ukranian parliment? How could they do this? she is princess leia hott. this would not happen in amerika.

wx insider March 3, 2010 at 10:32 am

I know this face.

It’s the same one I have when I’m thinking
of having a drink and a cigarette.

Dashboard_Buddha March 3, 2010 at 10:54 am

[re=523467]Kodos[/re]: Agreed. However, the comments made about the pictures bear a striking resemblance to comments we would make about other folks. Turn around if fairplay, I guess.

Chickensmack March 3, 2010 at 11:10 am

I’ve seen that face before… he looks like he enjoys biscuits with mustardMMMM

“don’t you hurt that boy.”

TGY March 3, 2010 at 11:22 am

Well, he can’t go around looking like a bored twit. That’s for Republicans.

gurukalehuru March 3, 2010 at 11:35 am

Well, now, that was a waste of time, wasn’t it?

SayItWithWookies March 3, 2010 at 11:38 am

If they really wanted to show a picture of President Obama straining to look interested, they should’ve had one from the healthcare summit where he’s listening to John Boehner say — for the umpteenth time — that tort reform and tax cuts are the best possible solution. Or we could just get another comment from our troll Andrew Jackson and actually relive the experience.

geminisunmars March 3, 2010 at 11:40 am

When instructed to feign interest, this president understands what the word feign means.

Actually, I tried, but had a hard time finding what was amusing to Nooners and readers. I think he looked intelligent and thoughtful. Oh – now I get it.

V572625694 March 3, 2010 at 12:14 pm

[re=523518]bitchincamaro[/re]: Apparent dorkiness resulting from wearing occupationally appropriate headgear is now known as “the Dukakis Effect,” as shown below:

http://blogs.sltrib.com/slcrawler/uploaded_images/dukakis-tank-717905.jpg

This Cat March 3, 2010 at 12:21 pm

Is he waiting at the DMV?

Pithaughn March 3, 2010 at 12:28 pm

Transcript of old SNL skit parody of Carter being an extremely hands on Prez. and deep knowledge of issues.
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/76ocarter.phtml

thefrontpage March 3, 2010 at 12:34 pm

Define Noonan.

AnnieGetYourFun March 3, 2010 at 12:36 pm

[re=523592]geminisunmars[/re]: Yeah, actually, I thought half of the faces shown here were “in the middle of asking a question” faces.

Also, picture 20… god, I love that man.

Accordion-o-rama March 3, 2010 at 12:48 pm

Evidently, mundane = technology, even cool technology like the pulsing and faintly efflorescent Acorn incubation pod (pic #4).

snideinplainsight March 3, 2010 at 12:57 pm

Did the previous president even have a “thinking face”?

Allyson March 3, 2010 at 1:11 pm

Actually, he looks both interested and amused: perhaps he is watching that FOX news report, the one that asks “How often do you think about touching other people’s private parts?”

DC Hates Me March 3, 2010 at 3:36 pm

I’ve seen that face before too. It’s the Be Polite To Tedious Bureaucrats face.

AxmxZ March 3, 2010 at 4:19 pm

I gotta say, you got to have some pretty high-ass standards to classify some of the stuff he’s looking at as “mundane.” (Yes, I am talking about the massive conical dildo.) And how do they know it’s just a jar of dirt on picture 7? The beardo is clearly pulling something out of it. Maybe Dick Cheney’s spare heart?

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