A massive Battle for the Ages is quickly developing in the Arkansas democratic primary for Senate, where Serious Centrist Blanche Lincoln now has a legitimate primary challenger in Lt. Gov. Bill Halter. Halter is getting billions, if not millions, from the so-called Internet communists The Netroots, who hate ladies.
Lincoln is marking her territory today with this new ad, about how she stopped the stupid crybaby Democrats from passing the important agenda items that Blanche Lincoln supported during the last election cycle, when Americans elected Democrats to every national office for the purpose of passing important items from their agenda.
It’s good enough for Bill Clinton’s endorsement. Huge deal! Think of all those Little Rock titty bar waitresses he’ll round up.
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Fuck her. Fuck her with a spicy acid cock.
FOR overalls with one broken strap subsidies!
I’m just hoping that Arkansas doesn’t allow primary losers to request a do-over and jump into the general election in their own party, like a certain other state I could mention.
Of course, the Arkansas for Lincoln party would probably have trouble getting votes from the state’s racist backwoods rednecks.
If Bill wins, I fully expect to see the following headline (and accordant image):
“HALTER TOPPED LINCOLN!”
They call it the party of Lincoln for a reason — Blanche should pay it a visit.
Not sure that Blanche’s new motto of “I don’t answer to the Democratic Party” is going to go over DURING the primary. It would be one thing if she expected repubs to cross over and vote in the Dem primary, but Repubs have 8 sons of bitches fighting for the priveledge of running against whoever the Dem nominee is. Halter is good people. Reasonably popular Lt Gov. He’s a little bitty guy though. About 5’3″. If he wins the nomination Dems might keep the seat. If she wins the nomination Dems have negative chance of keeping the seat.
Was Blanche an East German swimmer in another life?
Btw, who let the two black kids into “Washington?”
“Bill Clinton Throws His Support To Blanche Lincoln”
Party machine Dems will always back party machine Dems. And You Will Vote For Them As Directed, Citizen.
Needs more red eyed sheep.
Blanche, don’t forget your din-din!
[re=524866]Crank Tango[/re]: Bill Clinton is drooling at the thought.
[re=524882]Chernobyl Soup[/re]: nothing that some elevator shoes couldn’t cure.
or a step behind the podium
Taxi for Mr. Clinton. Mr. Clinton, taxi. Your time of relevance is up.
I can’t help but give money to Bill Halter. I watched Blanche’s latest vid and gave more monies to Halter.
[re=524874]norbizness[/re]: That’s a great platform — if he runs for re-election, he’ll have the farmers’ full support.
I have a strange feeling this ‘advertisement’ is going to have some blow back in the form of teepee slumber parties.
Republicans just like to fantasize that congress is filled with children wielding oblong objects.
[re=524889]Buzz Feedback[/re]:
That’s John Conyers and Corrine Brown.
You can’t say Lincoln without Inc.
I’m drawling a Blanche here, what a CU in Toledo.
Well, *I* blanched, that’s for sure.
Didn’t Blanche help assassinate Vincent Foster? To help Bill & Hill? And then try to pin the blame on our British imperialist overlords?
(closet Republicans)
Why does she have an Okie accent? She is not from Oklahoma. Birf certificate please…
Well, at least she’s a (Blanche) Lincoln, not a (Harold) Ford. So, there’s that.
“Vote for me because I hate you”.
Bitch needs a serious banging from one of those children’s dildos.
But will she defend us from the British? (from now on, this will be the first question I ask of any politician, now that I know of the REAL threat of British Imperialism)
[re=524887]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Pretty sure that was Timothy Hutton in drag.
[re=524907]sati demise[/re]: He can stand beside Barbara Boxer in all the group photos. He won’t look so bad.
You’ve got to admit, that clip is cute.
[re=524892]artpepper[/re]: “Party machine Dems will always back party machine Dems. And You Will Vote For Them As Directed, Citizen.”
At this point in his mental stability, Clinton’s influence would make me more likely to vote for the alternate candidate.
Blanche needs a time out.
Hey, uh, Blanche…how ’bout that other party? If your colleagues on this side of the aisle are kindergartners, is the GOP a bunch of poo-flinging Rhesus monkeys? WHY ARE YOU NOT SHOWING THE POO-FLINGING??!!11!?
[re=524874]norbizness[/re]: Corduroy’s subsidy?
If elected she pledges to pass the Naptime Act of 2011.
[re=524956]Maus[/re]: Honestly that may be one reason I voted for
SimonObama in the ’08 primary. (Although WA has a caucus, so technically we don’t vote, we just engage in weird parliamentary procedures for an afternoon.)Foxiest Blanche ever.
Little Rock Titty Bar Waitresses, here ah cum!
Betty Crocker is a Senator? Then who’s filling the lemon-poppyseed cake boxes this week?
[re=525022]honkyman[/re]: All the titty bars are in North Little Rock, sad to say.
[re=524882]Chernobyl Soup[/re]: Little Rock out with your little cock out, Bill!
That Blanche, she’s one tough lady to like.
Speaking of, I would totally vote for Blanche Devereaux from the Golden Girls. I have a feeling she could charm some of those Southern Republicans into voting yes. And even at 84 years old, she’d still be the young fox of the Senate.
So in essence, she’s willing to sell out the hopes and dreams of the other 99% of US America if she’s not happy with the gift basket she can bring home to Arkansas. ‘kin Arkies…
[re=525076]Jim89048[/re]: Either way, win or lose, she works for Wal Mart.
[re=524878]Extemporanus[/re]: We should write that headline anyway.
Running a Democratic primary by running against Democrats? Interesting. When Scott Brown ran against his own party here in Massachusetts, at least he wasn’t stupid enough to mention the party he didn’t want anyone to associate him with.
Don’t worry, Blanche. At this rate, no one’s going to associate you with the Democratic party anymore.
Considering the serious long green that Blanche is raking in, I think it’s pretty clear who she does answer to:
http://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/industries.php?cycle=Career&cid=N00008092&type=I
Blanche Goes Down, With Clinton’s Help
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I had the sound off, but I have to say that this lady — despite her claims of toughness — needs to work on her classroom siscipline skills.
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