• February 12, 2012

Silly Charlie Rangel. If you’re going to try changing your name as a way of escaping the taint of Charlie Rangel (ha ha most disgusting mental image ever), you shouldn’t pick the name of another famous tax evader. [Huffington Post]

{ 28 comments }

SayItWithWookies March 4, 2010 at 5:02 pm

William Jefferson eat your heart out.

nappyduggs March 4, 2010 at 5:06 pm

To Wong Fu Thanks For Everything, Charley Rangel!

JMP March 4, 2010 at 5:06 pm

Damn, prison’s really done a number on him.

Buzz Feedback March 4, 2010 at 5:07 pm

All the blacks/asians/insert ethnic group/etc. look the same to me.

bitchincamaro March 4, 2010 at 5:07 pm

NY-1 is not usually this funny. I smell a Fox in the hen house.

teebob2000 March 4, 2010 at 5:07 pm

They all look alike.

Extemporanus March 4, 2010 at 5:09 pm
GOPCrusher March 4, 2010 at 5:12 pm

Its Tucker Carlson!

Extemporanus March 4, 2010 at 5:16 pm

Here’s some video of him kickin’ the ballistics at the press conference.

queeraselvis v 2.0 March 4, 2010 at 5:16 pm

I thought the guy on the Uncle Ben package looked familiar.

KilgoreTrout_XL March 4, 2010 at 5:17 pm

Hey look! It’s Enrico Palazzo!

Lascauxcaveman March 4, 2010 at 5:17 pm

And this may be the source of only the *second* funniest correction/retraction/clarification in the news today.

Here’s the winner: “Elma man was electrocuted through hand, not urine”.

Radiotherapy March 4, 2010 at 5:36 pm

Looks like he wrangled with that bow-tie.

chaste everywhere March 4, 2010 at 5:43 pm

Which one’s the illiterate Negro who’s going to win the Oscar when he’s rescued by the kindly Southern-fried white lady?

honkyman March 4, 2010 at 6:29 pm

Quit dissin my man. I once heard Charlie Rangel, who BTW is a devout Catholic, give a sermon at St. John the Divine, the Gothic Episcopal Megachurch on the Upper West Side. His text was Matthew 25, the sheep and the goats. This was in 1981 and he made quite clear that the Republicans were the goats, destined for the eternal fire.

On the other hand, I always swooned for the Reverend Ike — “No pie in the sky by and by, get yours NOW baby!”

Muscular Christianity.

nappyduggs March 4, 2010 at 6:34 pm

[re=525017]honkyman[/re]:

Heeeheee. My cousin used to send his paper route money to Rev. Ike back in the day. He knew how to work those wallets.

And no disrespect intended, but what Charley should have said is that Republicans blow goats.

honkyman March 4, 2010 at 6:41 pm

[re=525025]nappyduggs[/re]: “We don’t want no change in the collection plate. Chump change makes me nervous in the service.”

a_pink_poodle March 4, 2010 at 7:00 pm

Damn, Wesley Snipes acting is gooooooooood

edgydrifter March 4, 2010 at 7:27 pm

Always bet on green.

plowman March 4, 2010 at 8:50 pm

That’ll never work, maybe he should try an alternative lifestyle instead!

S.Luggo March 4, 2010 at 9:53 pm

“Am I blue
Ain’t these tears,
in these eyes telling you”

During Bush the Least’s administration (America’s lost years), Charlie was one the few Dems with sufficient testiculararity to call out blood monster Dick Cheney for being the thug that the Dickmeister was.

Rangel served his district well, but came to belive that self-service was a small benefice for years of service to his constituents. I’d call Rangel a black Jack Murtha except for the fact that: (a) Murtha ‘ab initio’ was really, really corrupt and (b) Charlie is Puerto Rican.

plowman March 5, 2010 at 7:36 am

Or maybe ditch the nice suites and bowties for some braids, bandana and a nine, get out the youth vote…

plowman March 5, 2010 at 8:37 am

[re=525148]plowman[/re]: Plowman, you’re a goddamned racist.

plowman March 5, 2010 at 8:56 am

[re=525154]plowman[/re]: and you can’t sepeel either you tit…

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marioninnyc March 5, 2010 at 1:10 pm

No snark. I’m sorry. I just love Charley Rangel. He’s got old Jewish man growly voice with the New York accent. And he wears a bow tie. He’s a war veteran who raised himself up from nothing thanks to the GI bill. Really, how can anyone not love this man? While he may have messed up a little on his taxes, and taken a plane ride on a corporation, his votes have never been bought. He has been veddy, veddy good to the people of New York. So let’s, let bygones be byones, and just love on him.

Bruno March 7, 2010 at 7:23 pm

Snipes, you can now say you evaded taxes because of issues with bombing Iraqi children. Please make this case…NOW

villageatrois March 8, 2010 at 2:46 am

He looks blue all over in that pic. Is he the antidote to orange Charlie Christ?

Mingus had an album cover with a solarized photo like this.

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