Here’s a terrifying new RNC ad promoting its latest offshore-Internet website, OurFreedomMatters.com. Don’t go there, unless you love chicks with dicks. (GO THERE RIGHT NOW.)
The new teevee ad opens with a clip from teevee’s Twin Peaks, maybe, in the sense that it looks eerily rural and filled with murder. Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi are trying to kill these farmers, decades after all farmers were killed.
Michael Steele also warns us of “staggering debt to countries like China and the Middle East.” Which countries within the Middle East, communists might ask? Mexico? Let’s go with “Mexico,” or “China times two,” whichever one Obama bows to the most.
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Michael Steele will protect us against the dark-skinned hordes and the yellow peril.
This should go over well with Real American in states like the Midwest.
Middle East IS a country, you dum libtards. It’s the one we bomb because of the ‘terrist camps. Duh.
Wait, why does their own party keep attacking George W. Bush and Ronald Reagan for that shitload of debt they were responsible for? They usually love those two; yet now they hate the debt.
They edited out the tagline, “Or the boogeyman will getcha!”
The RNC spends actual monyes on this crap? With another website? Don’t know much about “branding”, do they. Or they do, and they know anything with a “Republican National Committee” connection will get no moneys?
Anyway, keep spending the white peeps bling, Mr. Steele. Another awesome RNC project!
Who doesn’t love chicks with dicks? Everybody loves dick chicks!
Jeebus, Mary and Joseph, there was so much spin in that message my poor old haid plum near twisted off!
- CNSNews.com, 9.24.09
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Boys and girls, please be more respectful to Mr. Steele. He cares about our freedom. Plus, he’s all all freedomy, in the name of freedom.
We owe those Middle East ingrates money? Why, if it wasn’t for us, they’d all be speaking Iraqi right now.
Steele: “Our freedom…[shrug]…is worth fighting for.” What’s with the shrug? Does it have the same force as, “Because why not?”
It seems that conservatives have a problem understanding the geography of the Middle East. Maybe because the rely on Fox News to tell them where all the countries are.
http://wonkette.com/410311/iraq-egypt-whatever-just-make-sure-to-bomb-it-all
The RNC wants to take back our country. The first thing they plan to do is execute history’s most audacious dine and dash. We all go to the bathroom and sneak out the window when China and the Middle East aren’t looking.
The only freedom hating, lying, black sack of rat-cocks in that vid is you, Mr. Chairman.
There is a bear um sorry backspace backspace backspace camel in the woods.
Great website.
By the way the road to hell is paved with mutated comic sans font.
[re=526577]StripesAndPlaids[/re]: “Dine and dash”??! What are you, friggin’ Canadian? As we said during our teenage reign of terror in the underbelly of Mass., it’s “Chew ‘n Screw”…got it? Damn elitist.
Now, give me a boost so I can get out the window.
[re=526553]JMP[/re]: I noticed they’ve bypassed Bush41/43 and Reagan and go straight to Goerge Washington and Thomas Jefferson when things were simple and slavey.
If Africa can be a country, so can the middle fucking east.
Never shake the hand of your chinese overloard without bowing first. http://tinyurl.com/ydhhcta
“Ours is a a great nation, with so much promise, founded on freedom.” -Michael Steele
Doesn’t it hurt his brain just a little bit when he says that America was founded on freedom? And, shouldn’t that sentence have been written in the past tense? Let’s try again: “Ours was a great nation, with so much promise…” Yup, sounds better.
What a great site. The first this that jumps out at you is the DONATE sign. If fact that’s about all that jumps out. One giant teabaggery DONATE sign.
[re=526603]S.Luggo[/re]: Caption? Yes Mr. Premier I did enjoy the buttsex? Other?
[re=526603]S.Luggo[/re]: Wow. Were they doing a remake of Sgt. Pepper?
I didn’t realize freedom was so fragile. Thanks for opening my eyes, I’ll be sure to make a donation!
Pakistan, thats in the middle east, right?
[re=526637]Prommie[/re]: No, no! Pakistan is the NEAR East, you retard. There’s the Near East (Egypt, Pakistan, and Libya), the Middle East (Israel, that Lebanon thingie, Iran, and Saudi Arabia), and the Far East (China, that other place where they all had that big flood thingie awhile back where all those beach huts washed away, and the Japs). Jesus Christ. Will one of you PLEASE pick up a fucking book once in awhile??!??!12
[re=526621]StripesAndPlaids[/re]:No. Flower Drum Song.
[re=526665]blinky_twinkie[/re]: Pakistan is in India, which is also known as the sub-incontinent or the fertile crescent moon, dipshit!!!11!
I love that my bovine governor Chris Crispy of New Jersey is featured so prominently on this site. They were going to have some ‘freedoms’ but Chris ate them. Please donate. Thank you.
Also.
THE NEGRO MAKES SENSE. SEND HIM BUBBA JUNIOR’S COLLEGE FUND!
I have this really nice coworker… really, very nice lady. Just, you know, not informed. I had to try to explain to her the other day that Bangladesh was not in the Middle East. It sort of made my brain cry.
Maybe Michael Steele is like my coworker; nice, just… you know, doesn’t get it because there’s lots of other stuff on the teevee.
[re=526612]Ducksworthy[/re]: “A-heh. Wanna a back rub?”
http://tinyurl.com/yekh9as
[re=526706]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: And India is the subcontinent, which is right next to Bermuda and was discovered by Columbine. SHAZAAM!! Who’s the dipshit now, HENGHHHH??!?!? Go back to school, moran!
[re=526723]DP[/re]: From the vault (in case you missed it):
Chris Christie is one of the “Faces of the GOP”.
I thought Reagan had proved that the debts did not matter?
[re=526665]blinky_twinkie[/re]: Near East: the former Ottoman Empire; Middle East: Iran and neighbors; Far East China and neighbors.
[re=526637]Prommie[/re]: Pakistan is part of India, in the broad sense. Nowadays, South Asia.
I know I’m a day late and a dollar short to this conversation. I couldn’t watch yeasterday, it was blocked, and I just saw it now. This is a consequence of living in Socialist Europe, right next to the Middle East, such as.
Anyway, OMFG and WTF, also.
What in the name of bukkake is this asshole talking about? Debt? Vote Freedoms against China? Is he taking speach lessons from Sarah?
the saddest bit is the note about donations being “$5.00 minimum”.
there goes my plan to send several dozen 15-cent-each donations.
[re=526945]zhubajie[/re]: Near East: Jersey Shore; Middle East: purple-fingered brown people we bombed into being a democracy; Far East: ladyboys ahoy!; Farther East: Right back where we started!
That’s right, I just blew your fucking mind!
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