Sleazy but “better than John Edwards” person Andrew Young, who illegally sucked John Edwards off every night before bedtime until realizing “hey I can write a tell-all and make big bucks,” is in super big-time trouble. A judge is threatening to send him and his wife Cheri — that’s his real wife; his fake wife is Rielle Hunter — to jail for lying, on the record, about how many people they showed the John Edwards Sex Tape. Was it just a few agents and one ABC News producer, in public, as they suggested? Or was it to all sorts of New York journalists on his big screen teevee, late at night, during epic masturbation parties?
Andrew Young previously said he showed the sex tape to a producer for ABC and two book agents. After that, lawyers for Rielle Hunter, Edwards’ mistress who Young says also appeared in the video, produced an affidavit from a ghost writer who previously worked for Edwards, Robert Draper of New York.
Draper swore in the document that on March 31, 2009, he and Young met at the Youngs’ house. After Cheri Young had gone to bed, Andrew Young offered to show Draper the sex tape and played it on a big screen television in his office from his laptop, which suggested there was a digital copy stored on the laptop.
Young has turned over the original tape and a VHS copy. Federal agents have a DVD copy, but Young has sworn that other copies do not exist. He also did not disclose that he had shown it to Draper.
So this Andrew Young keeps it on his laptop and jerks off to it every night, with cool journalists.
Finally, some closure that we can believe in.
Young ‘lied’ about Edwards sex tape; judge considering contempt [Charlotte Observer]
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At least it wasn’t in hi-def.
The only way I would watch that thing would be with a gun pointed at my head.
needs moar Mr. Marcus.
Vid or it didn’t happen.
His wife sucks. I saw the two of them on Oprah (my wife was watching it – honest!) and she just stone cold sucks.
Either way, that sounded like one hell of a party
[re=527342]Tommmcatt[/re]: No shit. If you’re gonna make a sex tape you ought to be better looking than these two. He probably stops every ten minutes to spritz his hair back into place.
What does Paris Hilton think about this?
Paris Hilton thinking, heh, again, I crack myself up.
OT: My dumb posts are appearing a lot quicker. Have our Wonkette Overlords upgraded their servers? Any chance of graphics in the comments, like back in the “good” “old” days?
Most laptops have DVD drives, so playing it on your laptop could mean playing the DVD on your laptop. Could a digital copy exist? Sure, but the fact that he used his laptop to play is certainly not an indication of whether other copies exist or not.
The real losers here are the non-scuzzy sons of Millworkers everywhere who are just trying to mill grist for a living, like their daddies did, and by “mill grist” I mean knock up some blond lady and funnel her campaign $$ for “videography” (wink wink). THUMB ON THE SCALE THERE MILL-BOY!?? Fuck, I hate this gives repubtards sexgrist for their hatemill.
[re=527355]V572625694[/re]: I dont think theres a bigger boner killer than a pregnant chick in a sex tape.
Is there a place to plug in the laptop at the mill?
i wanna see the tape! …does this make it gay self hate if i wanna see Edwards over Ashburn?
[re=527355]V572625694[/re]:
Quite frankly, if you’re over 35 videotapes of sexytime should be no longer be an option. Period.
I’m a good looking-guy and in fair shape, but you do not want to see my 42-year-old naked ass even on a bet.
[re=527342]Tommmcatt[/re]: Yeah; it’s surprising that anyone continued watching it past the first few seconds, because really no one should have to see someone who looks like that naked.
[re=527349]rmontcal[/re]: I can’t tell if she sucks or not; but Young, an ABC producer, two book agents, and Don Draper should be able to tell you if Rielle does.
Pregnant amateur porn is very popular.
[re=527363]EdFlinstone[/re]: Sounds like someone’s never heard of granny porn.
If this is you, you need new friends, a new life…
YOU: hey everybody I’ve got a copy of the John Edwards sex tape
YOUR FRIENDS: lemme see! lemme see!!!!
On the alt-text — are we to gather then that it’s a Mandingo/cuckold-themed fetish tape? I could see Rielle enjoying smoking some big black poles.
[re=527379]Troubledog[/re]: [re=527383]JMP[/re]: Is there anything the Germans aren’t into?
It would be depressingly typical of American media (as well as consumers of it) if his damned sex tape had a longer life than his political career. Actually it’s bad enough that his political career still hasn’t died — it’s the freakin’ Terry Schiavo of political careers.
[re=527359]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: I don’t know… maybe all sons of a mill worker someday aspire to reach a point in their life when they can videotape themselves having sex with their partially crazy pregnant mistresses?
[re=527394]SayItWithWookies[/re]: It’s the new “whitey tape.”
Why do people feel the need to videotape themselves having sex?
I don’t care who you are, you’ll never look as good as the Japanese anime and tentacle porn.
Joke’s on you, prosecutors! There is no Mr. Draper, he’s actually Dick Whitman.
[re=527367]Tommmcatt[/re]: xtube or it doesnt happen
I’d watch it, but only to erase the memory of the Tonya Harding sex tape burned on my brain’s hard drive.
Edwards may be a brylcreemed douche, but he’s still somehow less scummy than the famewhoring Aide. At least Edwards has done something with his life and bettered an area (just not his family.)
I must object. As loathsome as Edwards is, Andrew Youngs’ worshipful pandering for him because he has some weird gay crush on Edwards is far more sleazy.
[re=527400]Hooray For Anything[/re]: You have a tape of Michelle Obama having sex with John Edwards while calling him “whitey”?
[re=527418]bitchincamaro[/re]: I had forgotten that one. Thanks for reminding me of it.
I felt bad for Chelsea Clinton, being a college sophomore (even if across the country, at a campus whose credo & student-body eschew sex of any kind, other than masturbating to Tube sites linked thru the Google invented by two alumni) at the time of the Starr Report; had to be horrible. I think, now, though, Cate Edwards has trumped Chels for sexually-humiliating politician father. Sure, CE is mid-twenties, possibly already out of academia (when did she start law-school?), but, come on… Between Twatter & facebook, gal’s got to be at whit’s end. & if I were her, I’d totally go Kaczynski/Souter & hole up in a cabin, without electricity, just cold getting lost in books, ’til this blows over. Which will be never.
Have a great life, Elizabeth Edwards’s kids!
“Andrew Young keeps it on his laptop and jerks off to it every night, with cool journalists.”
Sounds like the best McCain BBQ/ impromptu Cokie Roberts striptease/
PenthousePolitico Forum letter EVER.He looks like a depressed Ricky Gervais in that photo.
Wasn’t Andrew Young also the mayor of Atlanta back in the Jim Crow era?
So he got some pussy. So he had a love child. So he lied about it. So he made some videos of himself and his preggers ho screwing. So what? In France, this would get him elected president, just for being a cool guy.
The comments in this thread show that even Wonketeers are brainwashed slaves of our Puritan ancestors, who were so uptight that even the English kicked them out.
[re=527585]Scandalabra[/re]: Wasn’t Andrew Young also the mayor of Atlanta back in the Jim Crow era?
You can set aside your licorice stick fantasies. This is a different Andrew Young.
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