Boy howdy, the whole gang went out to rich Chevy Chase, Maryland, to watch a Sasha Obama/”Maisy Biden” (alleged grandaughter) basketball game, jus’ like normal folks. But then a Space Monster came out and ate all the children! “Fucker’s at least 600, 700 pounds,” Joe Biden said. “Is anyone paying attention to me? JESUS…” [White House Photo/Pete Souza]
The Obamas & Bidens Went To Some Children’s Basketball Game!
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That picture is disturbing. I realize that it’s part of American history but, really, it’s too much.
Did the Secret Service help out with a few “accidental” gunshots to the opposition?
And who’s paying for this basketball game??? THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!! NO FREE BASKETBALLS NO SOCIELISMS!!!
i think this is nice.
The cool thing is: no one is looking at the prez, everyone’s focusing on the game. Basketball wins over politics.
No ‘Bong Hits 4 HCR’ banners?
Biden: “There’s a party in my pants and EVERYBODY’S coming!”
Looks like the ref blew a call — hope her taxes are in order.
Coburn was right about the basketball lesbianism after all, turns out. I like the girl cold reading a book while the strap-on fistacular commences.
And there you go folks, it’s the angry Michelle we’ve all been warned about. The wingnuts were right about her
Jim, are you familiar with youth sports leagues and the parents who ruin them? When you’ve watched forty-year-olds scream like a Jerry Springer audience at the fourteen year old whose reffing the ten-year-olds’ game you might think that the arrival of a ravenous 600 pound space monster would be a welcome turn of events.
The audience reacts to the announcement that Glenn Beck has just wasted an hour of their time.
[re=527978]Come here a minute[/re]: “Hey, ref, more calls like that and it’s the FEMA camp for you!”
Now that the Obamas and Bidens have demonstrated Strong Family Values by attending this kids’ basketball game, sit back and watch as Glenda, Wicked Mormon Fox Witch, recommends that his viewers all start boycotting their children’s sporting events. Obviously it leads to Fascism and Kenyanism.
[re=527978]Come here a minute[/re]: Nah, looks more like the 3 point shot that could’ve won the game that didn’t go in.
As a mom who sits in gyms and on soccer sidelines, I <3 this pic. Don’t let the fuckers beat you down Hopey!
Is that Rahm sitting in the back row behind Mrs. Terrorist Fist Bump?
Shouldn’t Biden be in Israel pissing off Israelies instead of shouting obscenities at refs.
[re=527979]Mr Blifil[/re]: A future Wonketteer.
If Biden is watching a basketball game in Chevy Chase, how can Biden be botching up politics in the middle east, at the same time? Zoinks!!! It’s as if there are two of him.
why isn’t Barry sitting in the same row with Michelle, hmmm???
Go Sasha!
Biden is such a house boy
Must they be so….. black?
[re=527997]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Could be. Is he poking her with his finger? That would explain a lot.
moar Michelle “O face”, pleeze.
This picture is going to set Billious Oreally’s rehabilitation back to 1962. These Negros are clearly yelling “Where’s ma muttahfucking Ice Tea!”
Barack is sportin’ the “dad jeans” yet a-damn-gain.
[re=527997]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Rahm went too, but he’s in the locker room, naked.
Here it is fully zoomed, the better to view the full horror on Dr. Jill’s face.
Look at that Michelle Nobama. It’s Mexico City 1968 all over again, folks. We are doomed.
Any pictures of the giant tickle party at the end, ’cause that is how things are apparently done in DC.
Fly footwear on POTUS, red-white ‘n’ blue. Those look a lot like the bleachers we had for the visiting team’s fans at my prep school back in the Age o’ Innocence.
Ahem. Like I said, it’s Mexico City 1968 all over again.
OK, what gives Newell? Is My Wonkette so left it’s gone round the bend and ended up right?
I tried to update my comment with a linky to Mexico City 1968, and some fascist code tells me I already commented. Harumph.
Oops, Barry jumped up to cheer and dropped the nuclear football behind the bleachers.
[re=527978]Come here a minute[/re]: The ref might get audited, but my brother was there watching my niece play (she’s a classmate / teammate of Sasha & Maisy) & he says that the opposing team’s coach was a total tea-bagger dickhead who insisted that “the Obama girl” had to sit because she was playing too much. Sounds like this guy’s going to Guantanamo…
I like the white dude on the far left with his mouth wide open who just lost a bet with the black dude and is getting ready to suck his dick on the cover of the Washington Post.
[re=527988]Ruhe[/re]: No shit! I really feel for those kids I see working soccer games nearby. I’m a 55 year old guy who works youth football games on Saturdays and you won’t believe the shit people say from the sidelines. I work games from 7 year olds to adult semi-pro and it’s far, far worse at the children’s level of play. I won’t work hoops because you’re just too close to those assholes.
Cue the white wing noise machine demanding an immediate end to school children playing basketball because it is now deemed socialist indoctrination.
Obama, you da man but lose the sneakers please. I can handle the dad pants but not the whole 90′s flashy white sneakers thing.
[re=527987]Hooray For Anything[/re]: At least she has sleeves on her shirt, like white people wear.
Eyes first went to Barack’s butt, then to Biden’s crotch. WTF is wrong with me?!
[re=528289]Violenza[/re]: I think that means you have non-Hodgkins lymphoma.
I dig the little girl in blue in the front row just sitting and reading “Going Rogue”.
[re=528289]Violenza[/re]: means you like snorklin
[re=528289]Violenza[/re]: At first I didn’t even notice it was Barack’s butt; I was riveted to Biden’s crotch with only nominal peripheral wonder at how long Michelle’s legs are when she hokey-pokies in a gymnasium. OMGWTF is wrong with MEEEEEEE?!
[re=527998]Manos: Hands of Fate[/re]: What are you saying? You don’t think Joe can multitask?
Ha! The little sisters there are just eatin’ and readin’ and don’t give a damn.
Look at Jill Biden! Is Michelle wearing 8inch platforms? Obama doesn’t do casual very well, does he?
Too cute.
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