Well what else do we have for today’s special picture series, “Insane World Leaders Looking Insane Again”? How about Ren Faire sex hero Vladimir Putin, the once and future Dwarf Lord of Russia, clad in the fur-skins of eleven slaughtered Mongols, his belly full of youngling’s blood, a-ridin’ out to the Valley of Armageddon? How about that? [Foreign Policy via Wonkette operative "Aaron S."]
Vladimir Putin Went a-Ridin’
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He haz a good soul.
Clearly watched “Dersu Uzala” too many times.
How do you expect people to fap to that pic? Here, here is a pic we can fap to…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1204250/Vladimir-Putin-takes-dip-climbs-tree-makes-basics-Siberia-vacation.html
fapfapfapfapfap
I know somebody who wants a Blu-Ray of The Postman for his birthday.
Maybe he could lend a pair of pants to Rielle.
I can’t tell where the horse’s ass stops and Putin begins.
He’s hunting Olympic judges
I’s still vote for him over Mittens any day.
Meh. Needs more “Lara’s Theme.”
For all the meticulous image management this guy has, you’d think the FSB would have put polonium splenda in the tea of these photographers:
http://larussophobe.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/putin_boy1.jpg
http://www.russiablog.org/PutinBushKissingMerkel.jpg
http://stoneywageslave.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/stalin.jpg
Oh, and after the ride picture above?
http://pit.dirty.ru/d3/1/2007/09/03/15873-093613-6a0c95d9f6c875aec8b2a79932430e4d.jpg
Mr. Chekhov: “Cossack!!”
Is that a Rielle Hunter hat, or is it a fake?
Holy shit! The Palin Prophecy comes true! There he is–Putin–rearing his head over Bristle and Frag whilst they cower at the approaching thunder of his war-steed! Ia! Ia!
…I want that pony.
Vlad Putin is not amused.
[re=530844]Extemporanus[/re]:
Hmmm. I’m betting it’s a trophy merkin he got from Orly Taitz.
OMG! He and Sarah Palin would make such a cute couple! Palin-Putin. or Putin-Palin. Just think about.
Well, poo. I posted a well-researched and trenchant comment about how Vlad’s image consultants, as meticulous as they are, sometimes let things slip through the polonium-laced cracks. But it got eated. So, just image search “putin kissing”, wherein you’ll find a bounty of the Fearless Leader smooching:
a boy’s stomach
a fish
two dolphins
an orthodox bible
a horse
Kim Jong Il
a lap dog
Oh, and when he’s not in on the lip action, he gets a good ass rub in…on that perennial grope favorite, Angela Merkel.
http://www.russiablog.org/PutinBushKissingMerkel.jpg
“My heart’s as full as a baked potato!”
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them dogies rollin’
Rawhide!
Rain and wind and weather
Hell-bent for leather
Wishin’ my gal was by my side.
All the things I’m missin’,
Good vittles, love, and kissin’,
Are waiting at the end of my ride
Move ‘em on, head ‘em up
Head ‘em up, move ‘em on
Move ‘em on, head ‘em up
Rawhide
Count ‘em out, ride ‘em in,
Ride ‘em in, count ‘em out,
Count ‘em out, ride ‘em in
Rawhide!
Nice Dylan line in the sur-head or whatever you call it. Even the pawn must hold a grudge!
Part of a series of reenactments of famous historical paintings by Putin. Next week: Manet’s Dejeuner sur l’herbe.
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Rembrandt_-_The_Polish_Rider.jpg
What the hell kind of commie bridle has he got on that poor horse? Plus, the “horse” looks like a pony to me. I bet Putin’s feet are dragging in the snow. Fail.
Maybe he’ll fall down the steppes.
Hmm, he is dressed fairly warmly for such a warm day. Notice no steam coming from horse’s nostrils or mouth.
[re=530815]One Yield Regular[/re]: Indeed he has!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dersu_Uzala_%281975_film%29
I wonder what Putin thinks of A Clockwork Orange…
Does one go commando under shearling pants?
Wait …. I don’t remember Lara riding around on a horse in Dr. Zhivago….
Recurring theme in Slavic folk song:
Hey there, fair maiden
My horse is tired and thirsty
Go the well
And fetch some water
In your lovely piebald jugs.
Oh Sir,
You horse is indeed a mighty beast
And has ridden long and hard
Here is water so that it may be soothed
I honestly don’t have much of a fashion sense so please tell me if I’m wrong but, wouldn’t that ensemble just be fabulous with a rhinestone nutcup?
[re=530819]Nappied Hypotenuse[/re]:
He wants the Kevin Costner triple-threat edition: Waterworld, The Postman, and 3000 Miles to Graceland. The three movies combined have a world-wide gross of 500 dollars in Monopoly money.
Full Disclosure: I loved The Postman, but even I have to admit that some of my tastes in cinema are shockingly bad.
[re=530854]lazynamepicker[/re]: Put what in Palin?
He’s riding to take what is rightfully his. Arianna Huffington.
A horse and some buckskin? Meh, whatever. Way to bring it weak-ass, Putin.
How about a flaming sword or an AK-47, or better yet, a flaming AK-47 lashed to a flaming sword… and throw in an eye-patch, and then maybe I’ll be impressed.
meh, why isn’t he shirtless?
You know, he’s going commando under those bear skin pants. LIKE A REAL MAN!
Are you sure that’s not Flagstaff and he’s not running for governor of Arizona? That’s the kind of photo that passes as a kick-ass campaign ad around these parts. Just add the slogan “I’ll cut your taxes!” and he could probably have Jan Brewer off the ballot in a heartbeat.
[re=530815]One Yield Regular[/re]: I appreciate the Dersu Uzala reference, but c’mon, comment number 2? This confirms some of my worst fears about this site. Now where’s my copy of Cahiers du Cinema?
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[re=530981]kaykel96[/re]: It’s perfectly fine. I assure you that at that wonderful Web site, you will be able to meet a wonderful gentleman just like the one in the photo above.
http://wonkette.com/414225/a-childrens-treasury-of-pictures-of-kim-jong-il-looking-at-stuff
And our favorite ex-KGB chief, suede-clad, in modus arcania, whilst whistling “Lara’s Theme”
Asses of Evil?
Obviously, this is Vlad’s costume for 80s nite at the disco.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNRgwR2-kdM
Hmmm, a rope for a bit (or is that steel cable) and what’s with the tassel under the throat-latch? Think Vlad’s codpiece has as many studs as that bridle? The whole get-up is as strange as that Mesican tack…
I wonder if future historians will note that both Russia and the United States had their most entertaining leaders simultaneously…
“the chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall”, “john has a long mustache, john has a long mustache”
Um, I think that’s Glenn Beck not Putin.
[re=530981]kaykel96[/re]: Be sure to ask your new boyfriend about doing the Waggamann in bed.
[re=530981]kaykel96[/re]: Ve vill bury you.
[re=530933]zhubajie[/re]: See what I mean? There are so many possibilities here.
[re=530874]user-of-owls[/re]:
A baby’s arm holding an apple?
I’d hit it.
I can’t see his pecs!
worst. country. doctor. evar.
also.
[re=531140]Jennasaurus Rex[/re]: Damn! You beat me to the inevitable Wonkette meme, or something.
Was he wearing those go-commando animal skin pants on the day he gave the orders to kill that gray-haired lady journalist? What a man! Que ouomo!
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