How many big-haired wingnut dipshit political gals can you handle at once? How about two? These two. Here, click and get your free tickets. Don’t type “truck nutz” or whatever in the forms, type your real info, get your tickets, and GO GO GO and MAKE YOUR VOICES HEARD or whatever teabaggers do. There’s a $10,000 super-sexy photo session with Sarah and Michele, too. Wonkette operative “Martinette” says, “I would do it if it were clothing optional.” Gross! [Minnesota GOP]
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Will my parking be validated?
Thanks, but I think I’ll just go to the park and roll down the big hill over and over again until I’m so dizzy I can’t stand up.
Yes, but if any libruls go, they will stick out like sore thumbs because the messages on their signs will actually make sense and will display correct spelling. I think this is a trap!
The MN GOP better take a lesson from the Oscars people and distribute the complementary gift baskets after the speeches if they want Palin to stick around for the gig.
Good grief, they’re all so… doughy.
I’ll pass. I can only appreciate the mix of crazy and estrogen in a bedroom. Without a crowd.
God shave these queens!
Obviously, if I could figure out a Minn, address and make sure they couldn’t get my email (many ifs but . . . ) all my forms would say the issue that will affect my 2010 vote the most is Truck nutz. Then they would know they were wonked. Right? Isn’t that what you kids say?
I used to wonder what a monster truck rally would look like without the trucks, but I’m no longer sure I really wanna know.
This is almost in my front yard, so I really oughta go; but my annual micro-lobotomy is scheduled for that same day. Is there a chance I could have my brain numbed at the rally and save myself a trip to the clinic?
[re=531773]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Yes, but your existence will be invalidated, so it’s a wash.
BPO…BEST.BAND.EVA!!!111!!!
Oh no you don’t; I know exactly why every wignut man in that audience will have their hands in their pockets, and don’t want to get anywhere near that.
Jesus, the MN GOP finally found a way to neutralize Wonketters: make your form unbelievably fucking long.
I’m really impressed that anyone was able to determine any information from the above graphic, which was clearly put together by an intoxicated weasel with access to SnagIt.
[re=531784]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Minnesota address:
Pick from the following:
[2000-6000] [1-60th] St S, Minneapolis, 554[pick a number less than 20ish].
Yeah, that’ll work.
Truck Nutz 4-evuh.
Hmm, let’s see it’s at 2 p.m. when normal people with elusive jobs are “working” so the rest of us have to do something else. Let me figure this one out: will Wonkette pay me $15/hr for my time I’d have to take off to go to this thing (~4 hours)? I totally would and take many sexy pictures. And then, if there are other operatives around, go get very very very drunk (wait I’d do this before too).
I invited my friends Riley and Ken.
Palin and Bachmann on the same stage. Glenn Beck’s right hand is going to be completely crippled soon.
OR super-hippie-liberal Macalester college is at:
1600 Grand Avenue, Saint Paul 55105
So go to the Facebooks or the Googles, search for people at said college (or, ooh, their online directory) and order a present for a libtard! If enough of us do it, I’ll try to get the school newspaper to cover it. Ha ha!
I’m sending them to all the neighbors that I don’t like… all of them.
Make sure to tell them you have 10 kids.
Bwahahaha etc.
It’s like Mardi Gras for bat shit crazy people. Unfortunately, they will be throwing tea bags – not beads.
Palin is now officially the Mr. T. of the GOP car show circuit.
This is the best Sarah Palin fanfic ever. http://www.villagevoice.com/2008-10-15/columns/sarah-palin-erotica/
They should dress up like hobos and do a musical number.
Note that it is at noon on a Wednesday, so it is for unemployed teabaggers and rich people who will have to miss their 4-martini lunch at Manny’s.
If you need an address in Michele’s district for tix, use 9901 Central Ave. N.E., Blaine, 55434. It’s the burned our former used car lot of a local Minnesota dude who is on federal fraud charges.
In honor of Bachman-Palin Overdrive: Makin’ Up Some Trigness
I wake up in the morning with a death panel warning
Take a socialist train into the city
Where there’s a terrorist in court telling women to abort
All their slave babies, ain’t it a pity.
And if Gitmo’s closed, we’ll be murdered and bulldozed
Into mass graves for carbon credit
So don’t turn the other cheek, follow me ’cause I’m a freak
When I lie, Glenn Beck says I get it.
And I’ve been makin’ up some Trigness (it’s all lies!)
Makin’ up some Trigness (apologize!)
Makin’ up some Trigness (for the troops!)
Makin’ up some Trigness (And I talk like Betty Boop)
We’re oppressed under Obama and his voodoo priestess mama
And we pray five times a day to Mecca
And we’re overtaxed and harried and we have to get gay married
To John Edwards and his little home-wrecka
And by two thousand twelve you won’t recognize yourself
With your Mao suit and socialist healthcare
But I’ve got a great solution, it’s called read the Constitution
Take the Galt’s Gulch railroad and you’ll get there
And I’ve been makin’ up some Trigness (it’s all lies!)
Makin’ up some Trigness (apologize!)
Makin’ up some Trigness (for the troops!)
Makin’ up some Trigness (And I talk like Betty Boop)
[re=531855]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That was fucking retarded.
If you put those two in the same vicinity doen’t the stupid just cancel itself out?
In my own back yard. It’s like Christmas and Easter on the same day, which for a Jewish girl, is sort of like who gives a fuck?
Michele will be at a wall street bar tomorrow at 5pm visiting with those FBN happy hour people.Common folk constituent types wearing proper business attire will be strip searched before entry to insure they can afford the two drink minimum.
[re=531858]Extemporanus[/re]: Then you’ll love the video — the scene at the turkey farm is unforgettable.
[re=531877]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Geek.
Well, congratulations John and Teresa Wilhelms, and your two teenaged sons Trent and Chas, you have four rally tix coming your way at 1128 Johnson Rd, Duluth MN (If you exist).
The bad news is you volunteered for 20 hours each campaign office work and pledge a donation of $400 as well.
[re=531855]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I am in awe, sir.
Minneapolis Convention Center; isn’t that where Jesse Ventura used to host pro wrestling events? How many Tea Baggers are also wrasslin’ fans? Ventura, at least, is smarter than Bachemann and Palin put together!
Can I bring my stroller?
I hope the squirting contest is documented.
[re=531861]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: Stupidity is a multiplier. To cancel out Bachmann and Palin you would need at least two Einsteins or two and a half Hawkings. For W, it was at least a dozen Einsteins. For the crowd at this, perhaps a MegEinstein or two.
[re=531873]natteringnabomb[/re]: So what’s proper business attire for Minnesota in late winter? Five-buckle boots? Over-alls?
Zhu Bajie, Iowegian
All I can say is that I’m glad they will be 1500 miles away from Washington. Michele, take a long rest while you’re home. You look like you really need it.
[re=531892]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Pay the 400 in Hell Money.
This is one of those Saw Alinsky tactics, isn’t it?
Hot gnarl-on-gnarl action!
My kid’s turning 18 that exact same day. Which is too bad, because this is spitting distance from me. Heavy on the “spit”.
[re=531799]ddenby[/re]: [re=531851]betweenstations[/re]: [re=531821]ddenby[/re]:
Thanks, guys. Great ideas for addresses. Now, for those typical Minn (I would spell out your fucking state but it’s too hard to spell Minnesota correctly) names. How about: Varg Vikernes or Bjarne Lindstrøm, Kåre Aas or Sven Erik Svedman. I’ll bet those guys would love to have some trucknutz shaped tea bags. Or trucknutz flavored teabags.
Will the Minn GOP be going nuts over Nobama trying to take away their ice fishing rights with his commie health care?
Your state’s reputation for being polite midwesterners is about to eat dust. Sorry.
[re=532001]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Hey Dusty, how about Shelsa Hilarisdottir?
Palin and Bachman used to be hot, but not like Gaga and Beyonce. Sara and Michelle haven’t even been banned! Not hot at all.
If they decide to run for president/vice president together how are they going to decide who is going to be on top?
[re=531892]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Brilliant!
Bless the place with the flaming bag of sh*t!
um, SayItWithWookies – mere words cannot simply describe the awesome of your post (you made me puke with laughter after midnite, damn you… damn good, sir…)
- every Wonkettista prostrate to the Woookie STAT!!! 1Also!
BACHMAN PALIN OVERDRIVE ..BPO…
TAKIN’ CARE OF BIZNESS AN’ QUITTIN’ ALL THE TIME….
[re=532025]CanadianBacon[/re]: Take turns like Bush the younger and Cheney the elder!
I assume they will be competing by the rules of Mixed Marital Arts inside the cage, and the winner will face off against the winner of Malkin vs. Coulter? (Couldn’t Mike Tyson be persuaded to quit talking to his cockatoos long enough to inflict punishment on all four?)
I would go if they promise to do some MILF lesbo fu on stage.
The only thing missing for that event is Kitty Harris… I am sad.
[re=531855]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I lay chocolate-bacon donuts and beer at your feet, and back away in awe…
[re=531855]SayItWithWookies[/re]: We at Palingates thought your Ode to Palin (aka Bachmann-Palin Overdrive) was hilarious!
Loved your crack about the complementary gift baskets, too!!!1
[re=531773]Suds McKenzie[/re]: along with your existance
[re=531773]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Your parking and you paranoid world-view.
[re=531855]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Well done, well done!
Thanks, y’all — it always makes me happy to know I’ve spread a little joy around.
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