• February 11, 2012

Ahh, here we go, shouting loudly into a professional office about absolutely nothing coherent, and then getting mad when the managers of that office shut the door, to continue with their work day. Obviously the problem here is that someone slipped the memo to a Mexican Teabagger, who is asked to take it down a notch by the whites. BUT IT’S THE PEOPLES’ OFFICE! Eh, it the peoples’ representative’s office, is the thing. [YouTube via Gawker]

{ 61 comments }

JMP March 16, 2010 at 5:18 pm

Most likely, some of these teabaggers have already begun complaining that their free speech rights have been violated; since as we all know the First Amendment requires everyone to sit down and listen to whatever nonsense a conservative wants to shout out.

AnSnarkist March 16, 2010 at 5:20 pm

Are they chanting, “one of us?”

Suds McKenzie March 16, 2010 at 5:21 pm

Jose the Plummer?

Extemporanus March 16, 2010 at 5:21 pm

If Señor Fiesta de Té really wanted to get his point across, he should’ve shown up wearing a “Columbian necktie” instead of a “Mexican tuxedo”.

Your appearance matters, amigos!

queeraselvis v 2.0 March 16, 2010 at 5:22 pm

It bears repeating: don’t any of these teabaggers have jobs?

Suds McKenzie March 16, 2010 at 5:23 pm

um “plumber” …. sorry, I’m sober

Buzz Feedback March 16, 2010 at 5:23 pm

Maybe the Mexican was there to empty the trash.

jus_wonderin March 16, 2010 at 5:25 pm

“Get Washington back to working For We, the People!, of course, only after I have yelled nonsense that interupts your workday.”

“But, yeah, Tea Party stuff and all that!!!!”

El Pinche March 16, 2010 at 5:26 pm

A mexican teabagger!!! WHAT THE PINCHE CULERO CHINGON!!? I thought Tito the Builder was the only one.

Smoke Filled Roommate March 16, 2010 at 5:26 pm

You know the hall stank of burrito farts..

Noonan March 16, 2010 at 5:26 pm

Let’s TP their teepees.

friendlyskies March 16, 2010 at 5:26 pm

What did they expect the our employees to do? It’s my office as well, I pay those people’s salaries, I want them to work their full eight hours. If someone is trying to stop them from working, then he needs to reimburse my taxes.

Does anyone know this man’s name and address, so I can send him a bill?

slappypaddy March 16, 2010 at 5:27 pm

how dare those dastardly minions of tyranny in the congress actually try to get something done. there is no depth to which they will not descend in their endless struggle to apportion the people’s wealth (though not this guy’s, he seems to be running a deficit in all but loud bluster).

SayItWithWookies March 16, 2010 at 5:27 pm

They weren’t buying the teabaggers’ story about all of them being called to check their phone lines.

M Lite March 16, 2010 at 5:29 pm

What is there really to say besides SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING IDIOTS? Which reminds me, did they catch Barnie Frank in his office? Because I’d pay for that video…

Mad Brahms March 16, 2010 at 5:30 pm

[re=531813]jus_wonderin[/re]: Real patriots yell in latin. “E PLURIBUS UNUM! E PLURIBUS UNUM! LOREM IPSUM DOLOR!”

Has a bonus effect of clearing out and foul spirits that may be haunting the halls of the vatican / capitol dome.

M Lite March 16, 2010 at 5:30 pm

And do we have that guys visa or green card? I’m just saying? Maybe if he goes by a Republican office, they can check for him.

birfday sex March 16, 2010 at 5:32 pm

Wha?

That man was arrested four times while attending Columbia during the free speech riots of the 60s!?

What an American hero, hanging out the Allen Ginsberg, and all.

Oh. Colombia. Everyone gets arrested there. As Vice has taught us all. Also home of the donkey sex.

Neilist March 16, 2010 at 5:33 pm

You LIE-Bruals always forget that machine guns are a very effective method of crowd control.

Or to put it in a somewhat more topical vein, given the time of year:

Come tell us how you slew
Them ol’ Arabs two by two
Like the Zulus they had spears and bows and arrows,
How you bravely faced each one
With your sixteen pounder gun
And you frightened them poor natives to their marrow.

Come out!, Ye Black and Tans, etc. . . . .

Sharkey March 16, 2010 at 5:36 pm

Badges? We don’t need no steenken badges.

Extemporanus March 16, 2010 at 5:38 pm

[re=531800]Suds McKenzie[/re]: [re=531816]El Pinche[/re]: [re=531820]friendlyskies[/re]: [re=531834]birfday sex[/re]:

Oye amigos!

That guy really is Tito the Builder!

Él es el ordeño frío!

Dolmance March 16, 2010 at 5:39 pm

I’d love to know what that moron was arrested for in Columbia. Molestation? Jacking off in the street? Public urination? Screaming at passersby for no reason whatsoever?

You know, during the Vietnam war when people got a little loud, the cops were just slavering to rush would in with nightsticks. Where the hell are the cops now? I want to hear a nightstick whistling through the air to land on these people’s skulls with a loud crack. Now there’s a beautiful sound. My God.

Troubledog March 16, 2010 at 5:40 pm

Does Tom Tancredo know there are Mexican teabaggers? All hell will break loose.

Extemporanus March 16, 2010 at 5:46 pm

[re=531839]Extemporanus[/re]: I’m fucking serious.

(Also, check out the URL in that link — he really is cold milkin’ it!)

Chet Kincaid March 16, 2010 at 5:49 pm

[re=531809]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Never mind the spelling, WIN

GOPCrusher March 16, 2010 at 5:57 pm

So where do Mexican Teabaggers stand on illegal immigrants?

The Silver Fox March 16, 2010 at 5:57 pm

Wow there’s a fissure in the TEA Party – the very shouty versus the kinda shouty.

An Outhouse March 16, 2010 at 6:03 pm

A couple of nutters were discussing a homicide case where some guy killed a dude with a lead pipe. The guy was yelling outside his door. The nutters were all ‘what was he supposed to do?’ and I said “close the door”. Too bad whoever the congress critter was didn’t take a lead pipe to their heads instead.

snideinplainsight March 16, 2010 at 6:11 pm

“I have so much things to say about this great country.”

jchristine March 16, 2010 at 6:11 pm

This is Tito the Builder- a recurring character: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvWrYOvMP3w

I was at an event in Prince William County on EFCA where he literally yelled at one of the speakers and accused him of lying about having cancer. Real charmer, that Tito.

WickedWitch March 16, 2010 at 6:16 pm

Wow. What a dildo. And Tito the Builder needed more cowbell.

DustBowlBlues March 16, 2010 at 6:21 pm

I must say the frustration on the part of the Teabagger who was trying to get the screamer to calm down so they won’t get kicked out was enjoyable. That resigned smile–he knew when that Mexican was going to be trouble, the minute he showed up.

imissopus March 16, 2010 at 6:23 pm

Cheech and Chong Go Teabagging?

Mr Blifil March 16, 2010 at 6:24 pm

Speaking of the dickens, this is from Dickens’ visit to the Capitol in 1842:

Both Houses are handsomely carpeted; but the state to which these carpets are reduced by the universal disregard of the spittoon with which every honourable member is accommodated, and the extraordinary improvements on the pattern which are squirted and dabbled upon it in every direction, do not admit of being described. I will merely observe, that I strongly recommend all strangers not to look at the floor; and if they happen to drop anything, though it be their purse, not to pick it up with an ungloved hand on any account.

So there has been some improvement, in that neither teabaggers nor the honorable members of Congress spit tobacco all over the carpet anymore. Though it should be noted that all the furious desperate ball sucking probably does leave behind a fair amount of pubic residue.

El Pinche March 16, 2010 at 6:26 pm

[re=531843]Troubledog[/re]: Hopefully, this guy doesn’t run into Jeff Sessions. He’ll ask him why he’s not doing his lawn.

[re=531876]jchristine[/re]: I knew it. I know all the mexicans, and there are no latino pinche chupones de huevos.

Mr Blifil March 16, 2010 at 6:28 pm

[re=531806]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: You touch upon an interesting point. Teabag rallies are notorious for taking place during working hours. This is because the participants are encouraged/threatened to attend by their employers with vested interests in the outcome of the legislative struggle. So in a sense they are on the clock, they’re just not “at work.” But one thing no teabagger would ever consider is political action after “quittin’ time.”

June Cleaver 2.0 March 16, 2010 at 6:29 pm

Why aren’t these people being arrested? If they were any other group of people, we would see cops, night sticks, and people being dragged on the floor.

I hope they don’t think this looks patriotic. This is just rude. Please, Saturday, get here already.

OzoneTom March 16, 2010 at 6:38 pm

[re=531843]Troubledog[/re]: They need to build a wall!

StoneAge March 16, 2010 at 6:44 pm

James O’Keefe has really let himself go.

obfuscator March 16, 2010 at 6:47 pm

please make it stop… jesus christ, what a depressing bunch of fucking assclowns.

heathenish March 16, 2010 at 7:19 pm

I am so confused by this video. A Columbia Teabagger? What does he want? I don’t understand any of this. I just seems that spring time has brought out the wing nuts in droves! God help us all!

RPolanski March 16, 2010 at 7:26 pm

I’ll bet el senor from Colombia is related somehow to that great Colombian entrepreneur, Pablo Escobar. He hated governmental interference with his free enterprise rights, too.

Junior March 16, 2010 at 7:28 pm

[re=531853]Extemporanus[/re]:
Nice work.

So let’s see, minority teabagger, anti-obama blowhard with blue collar and mad “freedom” street cred, what with the 4 arrests in Colombia. What are the odds he’ll be Hannity tonight. Michelle Malkin, move on over!

heathenish March 16, 2010 at 7:39 pm

Don’t the Teabaggers hate “fur-in-ners”? and browns? How’d this guy get in?

Manamongst March 16, 2010 at 8:12 pm

Man that’s Tito!

The Columbian douche from Woodbridge, VA

natoslug March 16, 2010 at 8:15 pm

It’s been a long fucking day, as evidenced by my total agreement with Neilist that a culling of the teabagger herd is in order.

DemmeFatale March 16, 2010 at 8:33 pm

I love the big, brave, blonde, bagger telling Tito to open the door.
(Why can’t she go in?)

Advocatus_Diaboli March 16, 2010 at 8:55 pm

The Rovian ideal of convincing idiots to vote against their own self interest has hit a level even Rove could not have envisioned.

Chet Kincaid March 16, 2010 at 9:08 pm

Oh, I see, Tito the Builder is a known quantity in Baggin’ circles. Perhaps there should be a Super Teabag Bros. Wii game in which Tito and Joe The Plumber attempt to dangle their balls over the transom of every office in Congress.

Serenity Now March 16, 2010 at 9:13 pm

If Tito D. Builder was arrested four times in Colombia, how in the HELL did he get a green card, let alone U.S. citizenship? We have laws to keep this kind of riff-raff out of ‘Merica!

/quasi-irony

DustBowlBlues March 16, 2010 at 9:32 pm

[re=531842]Dolmance[/re]: “during the Vietnam war when people got a little loud, the cops were”

Excellent point, now that I think of it. When John Kerry and the other vets threw their medals onto the WH lawn (a moment that galvanized war opposition, as I recall) there were so many cops ready to haul them away, you’d think they were Lizard people. If ACORNs demonstrated like these Teabaggers do, you can bet the police would be whacking away at them.

Darkness March 16, 2010 at 10:02 pm

The home builders just got a fucking 5 year bailout on their taxes so that those boom times tax receipts no longer even have a chance of offsetting the cost of cleaning up the housing mess they helped create. They are nothing more than a massive corporate welfare machine. Jesus Fucking Tito on a jackhammer these people are fucking idiots. And tools. (heh)

Sparky McGruff March 16, 2010 at 10:17 pm

[re=531819]Noonan[/re]: I need TP for my bunghole. I am Cornholio.

NYNYNY March 17, 2010 at 2:34 am

[re=531820]friendlyskies[/re]: Yes, I have it here: Jose Cabron, FARC rain forest enclave, Columbia, 27843

Extemporanus March 17, 2010 at 4:43 am

[re=531942]Junior[/re]: Thank you.

And just for the record, the “Tito’s just cold milkin’ it” URL that I suggested everyone check out read thusly:

blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/10/palin-touts-tit.html

SUKC IT LIBTARDS!!1

c-sick March 17, 2010 at 9:51 am

times are tough for paul rodriguez :-(

p.s. can that guy technically be a tea-bagger? hes not a real ‘merikan!

Maddow Loves Cox March 17, 2010 at 12:26 pm

Estimates have it that less than three hundred tea party people showed up yesterday to demonstrate against Obamacare.

There’s a very good chance there were *fewer people* in the ‘mass demonstration’ against Obamacare than the 280 people have voted for Obamacare in the House and Senate.

Particularly given that about half the ‘demonstrators’ were actually undercover liberal bloggers taking pictures of the placards as examples of outsider art.

thefoxtrot March 17, 2010 at 1:19 pm

My opinion on immigration reform just flipped. Damn that was quick. But seriously, fuck that guy.

Aurelio March 17, 2010 at 1:38 pm

…a Mexican Teabagger, who is asked to take it down a notch by the whites.
That was no Messican. That was Leo Carillo back from the grave.

Accordion-o-rama March 17, 2010 at 3:50 pm

[re=532078]Extemporanus[/re]:

Touchy twit touts a tit for Tito Builder
For Tito Builder a twitchy tit is twittered
If touchy twat touts tits for Tito,
When will Tito touch the twat’s so touted tit?

MsQuasimodo March 19, 2010 at 3:16 am

Isn’t Tito the Builder the friend of Dora the Explorer, Diego, Handy Manny, or Bob the Builder? What is this, a cgi production to teach the kiddies about How Congress Works?

(I really need to lay off the drinking and role playing games to catch up with my wonkette readings and comment in a more timely manner)

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