Here is a clip, ANY clip, of John McCain’s rally with Sarah Palin this afternoon, in Arizona. See she’s bustin’ out the leather tit jacket. TeLLyPrOmmTr, notes-on-mah-hand, etc. But just look at John McCain back there. Just look at him. At :32, clapping like that robot monkey with the cymbals. He has no idea what the fuck is happening. [YouTube]
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hindenburg didn’t know what was happening, either. but hitler never looked like he was going to bust out of a leather jacket that way.
I love the crowd cheering for her writing notes on her hand. “Woo, hooray for being stupid!”
She said “kick it old school”!
show us your tits
One doesn’t often see an American flag lapel pin on a black leather motorcycle jacket.
Campaign “trell”?? I don’t know what I hate more, her accent or that voice that could tarnish silver.
I really hope that McCain loses, so it’ll be super duper ultra clear that Sarah Palin ruins every campaign she contacts.
So Sarah’s stupid enough to actually reference her own most biggest gaffes as if it’s something to proud of; I wish that a surprise.
McCain just seems embarrassed to be there, wondering what the hell he was thinking.
Mr. Puuuudles….
McCain just seems embarrassed to be there, wondering what the hell he was thinking.
“Get off my lawn.”
She’s just so common-sense, of-the-people, you know? That’s why she dressed like “Bombshell McGee” today. Unfortunately, her too-tight dominatrix costume rendered her unable to make her way off the stage once her shtick was finished.
She looks pregnant.
McCain stands in his front yard waving at cars.
Sometimes people wave back.
This makes him happy, happy, happy!
I like it when Walnuts paints that smile on his face at about .02. And Sarah’s voice has now gone completely out of control. Just seeing them like this in their devoluted condition fills me with vengeful pleasure. Enjoy, Wonketeers!
Isn’t that one of Condi’s Gestapo jackets???
I find it odd they held this in Tucson, which is much more liberal than Phoenix.
Show us your Trash Stamp!
As jeez-godawful as McCain is, I have to go with him over a teabagger. Those people are nuckin’ futs.
That faint smoke is McCain’s soul finally making its quietus with a bare bumpkin.
McCrazyfarts looks like a guy I just saw in a nursing home, standing in the hallway, grinning pointlessly, and hearing voices (I presume) telling him something he thinks is funny, but he has so clue that he’s alone, he’s got Alzheimers, his wife left him there for a younger gigolo, and the cheap looking slut standing in front of him is not the French whore he dreams about every night, but is a money-grubbing, tundrafried slack-brain who is just as clueless as he is. He’s in heaven, in his own fossilized brain.
Sarah is nude under that leather.
Not sure which is worse, the screeching or the sound system.
Lotsa leather there. Is Cranky McAwful going to use the Stone’s When the Whip Comes Down to whip-up the base?
[re=542060]ella[/re]: and with that voice – watcha callit – reverbing? I know it was masochistic to even click on the clickie.
crowd: TITS OR GTFO!!!!
Good Morning, Wonkette!
I can’t help but to wonder what would happen if Bible Spice were to exercise her “Will to Power” and announced her candidacy for McFail’s Senate post? Would WALNUTS go tits up right on stage? Would he fly into an explosive and physically violent rage? Would he finally break through the psycholigallcal wall he’s built himself to hide from the shame and guilt of turning this madwoman loose upon the world? Would he slink off into that long-delayed retirement he has nightmares about? Would he be found later tonight, Kurt Cobain-style? The mind reels…
McCain survived torture in ‘Nam. He can survive another Palin speech.
I’m tempted to give some money to JD Haysmurf. McCain brought us Palin, he should be punished again and again and again.
McCain is desperate to get re-elected. If he’s loses, he’ll have to stay home and it will be that much harder to ignore the fact that Cindy is doing the messican pool boy.
If I had a Harley, and Sarah had the pants to go with that jacket, she could sit on the bitch seat as we rode off together into the AZ sunset.
“Loud pipes save lives. And drown out anything the snowbilly on the bitch seat says.”
Tits or GTFO. On second thought, just GTFO.
[re=542058]MzNicky[/re]: that’s a Nehru black leather motorcycle jacket with a flag pin.
I couldn’t hear what she said, but my dog, way out in the yard, started barking for some reason. Must be the coyotes again.
HENNNGH? HENNNGH?
[re=542097]DC Hates Me[/re]: Besides which he turn his hearing aids off.
I really can’t watch Palin without feeling embarrassed for my country.
She looks like a white supremacist meth dealer in that leather jacket.
.
to think that these 2 clowns were once considered an option to take the helm of the great nation is fucking appalling.
SP sure does dress like a slutty middle-aged woman who is finding it hard to watch the only thing that brought her “success” (her looks) slip away from her.
He’s gonna win this one? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA Sarah Palin, Touch of Death!
Didn’t anyone see ‘Old Yeller’ ?
it’s just plain cruel, put him down already.
[re=542067]JMP[/re]: In all fairness, she has no accomplishments to speak about. As for Jaawn McCeen, his art performance of a Blingee here is priceless.
[re=542087]Ducksworthy[/re]: The one that says ‘Please pay before pumping’?
[re=542084]MOG[/re]: Barbie calls it a Gaspacho jacket.
Does he still have that uncomfortable hunk of metal that he hid up his ass to keep the gooks from getting their hands on it?
I think things like this just remind him of how he sold out his country by making Palin his VP nominee, and now sold out his soul by bringer her back in a desperate attempt to hold onto his job. I hope he loses, so J.D. Hayworth can fire up the Latino vote and help remind all minorities how much they hate the GOP.
After last time, how does he think she’s going to help him beat a WHITE guy?
I couldn’t watch it. I tried, but God help me, I couldn’t watch it!
But I did masturbate to it. Well, the “hooker-in-a-leather-jacket” part, at least.
[re=542117]widestanceromancer[/re]: That or insert coins here.
[re=542087]Ducksworthy[/re]: Tramp Stamp. Trying to fuck up redneck poetry?
You’ve got to feel sorry for a man who sincerely believes that this hellish torment is preferable to spending more time with his family.
If you stop it at :46 you get to see the real Sarah “Evil Mother Devil” Palin revealed. Chilling.
Actually at :45.
TRUE FACT: John McCain was the inspiration for both the manic robot monkey AND the blotto robot bartender.
[re=542126]Ducksworthy[/re]: Like coins tossed in/at a toll booth bucket?
[re=542123]Jar Jar Was a Senator[/re]: This.
[re=542125]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Did you imagine that she was wearing fishnet stockings and knee high jack boots too?
I did.
[re=542129]IgnatiusReilly[/re]: No not me. I’m an admirer.
[re=542139]widestanceromancer[/re]: Precisely.
I never knew Edward Scissorhands had a clothing line.
[re=542143]Ducksworthy[/re]: [re=542129]IgnatiusReilly[/re]: If I’m not mistaken, the “tramp stamp” is right above the “trash gash”, and right below the “back rack”.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got em’.
NPR just played a clip of her speaking today. God, her voice is so irritating.
Needs more penis bananas.
Please, someone make an animated, endlessly looping gif of McCain’s head at the beginning of the clip as he goes into instant “smile” mode.
I don’t know which is more irritating – Palin’s voice and vacuous brain or McCain’s crotchety old man persona and creepy body language.
Was this a promo for the Palin variety hour reality program that I keep hearing about?
Snowbilly’s cute, but I’d rather schtup Nancy Pelosi. Or one of the McCain girls.
Chascates:
“God, her voice is so irritating.”
I know, I still can’t get over THAT voice, it’s so god awful. If she was a silent movie actress, & went to the “talkies” people would have run out of the movie theatre screaming with their hands over their ears.
Ms. Sarah, Sarah, dominetrix is now goin’ fer the andrew coulter adams apple black leather look. Yes, Sarah Palin & Andrew Coulter, you are right where we want you, on your knees & losin’.
http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/ann_coulter02.jpg
[re=542133]Mustang[/re]: At :45, they both look like they’re trying to drop a brogan – too much fibre, perhaps?
HA HA HA TELEPROMPTER JOKES!
Kill me.
Looks like someone raided Lursa and B’Etor’s closet.
[re=542067]JMP[/re]: “So Sarah’s stupid enough to actually reference her own most biggest gaffes as if it’s something to proud of; I wish that a surprise.” Born without the “shame” gland and with a double-sized “entitlement” organ, those two were.
He wants to rip out her throat with his teeth and bathe in her blood. Seriously. Look at him. Look at the eyes.
Together, these two form a hokey, retarded Voltron.
[re=541929]JMP[/re]: Quantum effects?
Ya’ll just wait and see: When Grifterbilly wins an Emmy for her new reality show, “Sarah Palin’s Half-baked Alaskans”, she’ll drag Michele Bachmann up on the stage and they’ll do a big old tonguey french-kiss. For the troops! Yeah, and who’ll be laughin’ then, huh?
Didn’t you try this back in ’08, John?
So when Sarah wanted gas, grass or ass for the ride here, what did McCain say:
Grass: No, get off my…
Ass: Yes I am, thanks.
Gas: Yes, I just had a burrito.
Well, one thing’s clear, the RNC wasn’t lying when it said it took back the Neuman Marcus wardrobe.
This video has made me realize she was the far more qualified VP candidate. I mean, does Joe Biden even OWN a leather tit jacket?
Fuck! I thought the voices in the “Charlie the Zebracorn” video were annoying but…
A friend of mine who interprets for the deaf was asked to work at this event. She turned down the job, but not because she objects to interpreting for people she doesn’t agree with. Because, “It’s SO hard to interpret for people who speak only in disconnected phrases rather than sentences. It’s the interpreter’s job to convey exactly what the person is saying … but who can figure out WHAT she’s trying to say?”
[re=542182]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: [re=542183]Godot[/re]: Nice and nice.
I can’t wait for Trig’s memoir.
‘My Mom Made me Retarded.’
[re=542086]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: They’re having a rally in Phoenix tomorrow. Mesa, AZ, to be precise, land o’ Mormons. Actually even the one advertised as Tucson wasn’t IN Tucson. It was at the Pima County Fairgrounds. Pima County is the size of Connecticut. Tucson is merely its most populated urban (to use the term loosely) area — a blue city in a county as red as the rest of rural Arizona.
McCain ‘s got the look of someone who just wandered away from the old folks home. Fuck me check that guys Med ID bracelet and this poor idiot back in bed.
Alaska and Arizona are next to each other in the alphabetical list of states. Arizona is the 48th state; Alaska is the 49th. You can see Mexico from one, Russia from the other. Sarah Palin is a retard; John McCain is senile. I need more Wild Turkey.
Please Sarah do for Panamanian strongman Juan McCain in this election what you did for him in the last one….pleeeez!
Also, the Palin-is-attractive meme is over, at least for me. She looks like a tired hag and as [re=542060]ella[/re] so eloquently puts it, her voice could tarnish silver. It really hurts now.
[re=542195]Jukesgrrl[/re]: I feel so stupid ’cause I actually live in AZ.. d’oh! Thanks for filling me in on stuff I should already know.. (what’s wrong with me?) Okay, Pima County Fairgrounds.. (not Tucson proper–that makes sense).
[re=542076]St.SarahOfThePO[/re]: Needs moar forehead tattoos.
[re=542149]Extemporanus[/re]: I like “stump hole,” but I realize it is a metaphor, not masculine rhyme; therefore, I am dangerously close to using book learning, and that can get you hit by a car.
[re=542201]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Needs moar zippers.
BTW, it’s very breezy in Pima County today, although the sun is HOT. So wearing black leather at noon can be seen as nothing but an affectation.
[re=542200]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: It’s OK. I only knew because my mother lives with me and she gets the Daily Star delivered. Otherwise, I would have paid no attention either.
[re=542207]Jukesgrrl[/re]: A sweaty, steamy pile of affectation. Also, that flag pins gonna leave a hole in her pleather.
[re=542209]Jukesgrrl[/re]: I never watch any local news channels or god forbid, read the Republic.
..saw a clip of this on the news and all I can say is poor, poor Cindy. She looked as tho she was forced at gunpoint to stand next to those two bozos.
Those tits!
I think Cindy might be casting her vote for Heywood Jablowme.
Yet another Snowbonics demonstration.
[re=542199]V572625694[/re]: I must admit, my inner catty person went “God, she got FAT! ha ha ha!” when I first saw that stuffed-beanbag image up there.
[re=542116]Scarab[/re]: “it’s just plain cruel, put him down already”
What about us? WHAT ABOUT US?
[re=542214]Ava2010[/re]: I noticed his eye blinks seemed a lot like morse code: You don’t suppose he was trying to get a message out because he was gritting his teeth so hard? Something like “Must not kill her until after election” or maybe the more simpler “BOOBIES!!!1!!!1!!!1″
[re=542163]Bearbloke[/re]: “drop a brogan?”
That’s a new one.
[re=542200]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: I got my uncle, who lives in Scottsdale (ya, I know, but he’s actually quite nice), and an actual Independent, but not a weasely one, to promise to vote against McCain by telling him about his DADT bullshit, and asking him to spread the word to his country club buddies. My aunt wouldn’t vote for McCain if he was running against Hitler. She’d become a Brit or something instead.
Do you think JD Haysmurf, as TexasSecessionist so aptly calls him, has a good chance? My uncle said until this year, McCain’s seat was so secure he barely had to run a campaign.
And, really, despite hating McCain for unleashing Palin, do we really want someone more fucked up than him in the Senate? Or has McCain gone so far over to the dark side, it doesn’t matter at this point?
Do I get a prize for signing on right after the 100th comment was posted?
Where’s the fucking retard?
[re=542230]Katydid[/re]: [re=542163]Bearbloke[/re]: Those north of the equator might know it better as “broke a drop in”.
I think it’s terrific McCain & Palin decided to do their standup routine for the Nation once more. Now everyone can remember exactly how they felt when they voted against them.
Good times.
[re=542233]Katydid[/re]: I’m running on the happy (if a bit hopeless) hypothesis that Hayworth will beat McCain in the primary, and McCain may then pull a Lieberman and run “independently” and mavericky &c. This splits the right and the center.
Next, you get a competent adult in the room (Rep Gabrielle Griffith, please stand up!) to run on the Adult in the Room platform. We’d have one more competent senator. There would be six or seven after that.
She’s dressed to audition for the Jesse James cum couch of horror. Meanwhile, I love watching Chris Matthew and Nora O’Donnell try to rip this shit apart without being able to make the comments of my esteemed colleagues here.
[re=542233]Katydid[/re]: The only silver lining I see with Haysmurf is, he’d be a whackjob with zero seniority – so he’d be toothlessin the minority. That’s my optimism quota for the day. I really have to smoke a jibber now.
they’re both so daggum mavericky. What’s not to love? Also.
[re=542236]Radiotherapy[/re]: She is right there at the podium, speaking. Did you even watch the video?
Seems that dear RoboWalnutz is going back to one of his childhood moovee classics Spankme and her gang.
I can’t wait until ’12 when Palin loses the Republican primary and runs on the Tea Party ticket. Get ready for wild, unsupported attacks from Palin, laughs, and a second term for Obama.
“Things have changed since last time we were together.”
Quittastic skanky-biker-cheesecake,(grand)babydaddy-trashing, poor-man’s-Kathy-Lee, creepy church hypocrite grifter granny say what now?
[re=542233]Katydid[/re]: The latest Rasmussen poll from last week has Walnuts! up by a mere 7 points (in January he was up 53% to Hayworth’s 31). I think Republicans are just pissy about everything right now and McCain is a reminder of their failure leading up to this point. Hayworth is such a dope (he was a former sportscaster just like you-know-who), and his nutbag views should give him a pretty good chance here. I think it will be a close race, but I just can’t see Hayworth actually winning the primary. (Watch me have to eat my words). I think McCain will most definitely outspend him on attack ads… Should be interesting.
[re=542251]Buttery1000[/re]: I can’t imagine that Palin would want to work hard enough to actually run for preznit. You watch, she’ll keep pretending like she’s gonna run to keep her base giving munnies, then when it comes down to it, she’ll pull out (hee hee, I said pull out) saying it’s ’cause she has to take care of lil Trig, soon as she can find out where she left him).
[re=542243]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: “I love watching Chris Matthew and Nora O’Donnell try to rip this shit apart without being able to make the comments of my esteemed colleagues here.”
I know. I watched them (Norah mostly) try to be diplomatic about why Walnuts would have her there in the first place. But they did mention that Cindy McCain looked like she’d rather be at the Bunny Ranch House servicing the Hell’s Angels than on that dais with Peaches & Herb.
Sarah sez “this time I think he’s gonna win”: well he isn’t fighting Muhammad Ali in the Astrodome, but is taking on a no-name backyard fighter in a cage in some bar in Bullhead City, so I think his odds are a little better too.
I guess dignity is overrated these days.
Arizona Wonketteers, any input on who might be the DemRat? Rodney Glassman & Nan Stockholm Walden are names being tossed around. Glassman is a bit young (can he raise $$$) and there has been grousing that Walden is a Beltway pick. What about Napolitano if McNasty looses, or not, or is that thinking based on too many of the Yaqui Shaman’s cactii?
[re=542251]Buttery1000[/re]: There’s a short circuit to that. She can run as a libertarian (already on the ballot in most states), draw a segment of the wingnuts & teabaggers out of the GOP, &c.
[re=542262]weejee[/re]: this broad.
http://giffords.house.gov
I’ve been away from AZ for a while but I can’t think of a more plausible candidate.
[re=542262]weejee[/re]: Oh, and would you please take me on a vision quest?
[re=542233]Katydid[/re]: Why dont all those people who think McNasty should retire vote for the Dem candidate?
After all McCain said he was not going to cooperate….that really is his job, to craft and pass legislation. If you dont cooperate you cant influence the final bill. At this point the GOP wont even vote for their own ideas.
Could the teabagger JD makes it possible for the Dem to get elected? Like in NY.
Then Sarah will never come here again.
the end
jesus fucking christ, that ear raping voice… No fuck-me leather cat suits can make that go away.
It is time to drink.
[re=542266]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Try Big Bend National Park. Yeah, its in Tejaz, but what the hay?
[re=542248]InsidiousTuna[/re]: I’m at work, so I wasn’t sure if the spouses came along. Oh, and how about Joe the Shitflow?
[re=542262]weejee[/re]: or maybe Ann Kirkpatrick
[re=542262]weejee[/re]: Oh– here you go. This guy is running.
Tit jacket. What all the fashion conscious snowbillies will be wearing.
[re=542121]GOPCrusher[/re]: Your father…
[re=542190]rocktonsammy[/re]: You mean ‘My Grandma Made me Retarded.’
Oh, dear lord.
Please put something else up for the weekend.
If this stays up top, I’ll do nothin’ but neckin’ it back 24/2.
[re=542254]grevillea[/re]: ha ha! that was awesome.
I remember Janet Jackson’s Rhythm Nation 1814 being much catchy than that and she never once said “Gimmee a beat”.
Guess what she said about the health care bill? She brought up that shit about Fidel Castro congratulating Obama for finally getting his people access to health care after his country has had it for more than fifty years. She mentioned it in a way that was derogatory and completely missed the big up he was giving Barry for dragging his country kicking and screaming into the modern world.
God I hate this hillbilly whore.
[re=542242]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: [re=542273]weejee[/re]: [re=542268]sati demise[/re]: Puleez. Gabrielle Giffords used to be a Republican and the way she talks she still might be, in the privacy of her home. She wouldn’t commit to voting for healthcare reform until literally the last week. She’s one of those Blue Dogs who has to have her feet held to the fire to even vote Dem, let alone progressive. She does a lot for veterans, more than Miss Lindsey Graham’s boyfriend does, and she’s a better rep than the Republican we had before, but that’s the most you can say for her.
Rodney Glassman hasn’t even completed a full term on the Tucson City Council and is unknown statewide. If he runs, it’s only to get his name out there. There’s been talk of Attorney General Terry Goddard running. He’s lost statewide races before, but he did win AG when Napolitano was governor and his father was once governor.
Nan Stockholm Walden might be an inside-the-beltway pick but she might have the best shot at unseating McCain. She’s vice president/general counsel at Farmers Investment Co., Farmers Water Co., and The Green Valley Pecan Co. (a great little firm that donated land on which local Green Valley philanthropists built a progressive social services provider). She spent 15 years as an environmental attorney and consultant. Former staffer for Dem Senators Bradley (Chief of Staff 1993-94) and Moynihan. Former assistant V.P. for Federal relations at the University of Arizona, former counsel to the Western Conference of State Legislators, former director of the Presidio Council, the group that advised the National Park Service on the future of the former Army base in San Francisco. B.A. in environmental studies with honors and distinction from Stanford and a J.D. from Stanford Law, president of Stanford Environmental Law Society.
Rasmussen might have McCain ahead of Hayworth by seven points, but Hayworth is still not raising any money, so he’s on a very uphill climb. Had the Snowbilly thrown her weight behind him, it would be a TOTALLY different story — heaven knows several thousand people didn’t go to the Pima Fairgrounds today to see Cindy and her geezer. Depending how hard McCain has to run to fend off Hayworth’s attack, a Dem contender might have a prayer. Had it been Janet Napolitano before she joined Obama’s cabinet, the Dems would have a real shot. But she can’t very well come back here having abandoned the statehouse to a Republican and lacking any real improvement with the border issues.
[re=542288]Abou Diaby[/re]: You and me and Fidel makes three…
I tried to come up with something snarky or funny to say, but, after reading this thread, all I can say is that I love you all!! Except you, thefrontpage, you can still suck my dick!
Really, now that we are 138 comments in, let’s be serious and honest with each other: They are both functionally retarded.
[re=542290]Jukesgrrl[/re]: We could become Walden Pond. imagine
um. if you watch it with the volume muted, it’s not only safer but 1000 times funnier. McCain looks like a puppy clapping his paws for a treat.
[re=542297]tednugentslover[/re]: Yeah, but Sarah still looks like a trailer house whore – volume up or volume down. I’m still on record as sayin I’d hit it, though.
Push: So are the people who went to see her today. AKA my “neighbors.”
So when’s the Mondale-Ferraro reunion?
[re=542298]GoinGreen[/re]: You say trailer house whore like that’s a bad thing.
Jesus that is the scariest thing I’ve seen in a long time. I had forgotten -
The same schtick over and over and over again. All her speeches are the same, with a few verbs and nouns changed. Incredible she can’t remember this rote shit without writing it on her hand.
As for my neighbors here in the Dust Bowl, the dumber she is the move they love her–because they’re just like her.
[re=542302]x111e7thst[/re]: Being from Texas – it is like saying bologna sandwich. I have nothing against trailer trash, per se, but when you add Jesus and stupidity, you have a new breed that challenges our male instinct to not do the third option – you know, eat it, fuck it, or piss on it!!
Is her bumpit fallin’ out?
Why the fuck does McCain take out his anger on the Democrats? The Republicans are the ones who screwed him–and not in a Sarah-Palin-leather-dominatrix way. They never liked him. He won the primary by default. They didn’t turn out for him. He plucked this moron out of ice-covered obscurity and now he’s the obedient puppy following her around, because a dipshit winger is running against him.
His response is to turn into an angry loser who’s going to take his toys and go home because the Democrats managed to get a bill passed through the congress.
If this idiot had half a brain, he’d fuck the people who fucked him and become a Democrat.
It’s not like Johnny Wet-Start isn’t infamous for his anger-management issues already but wow … the level of sheer homicidal loathing on display is palpable. I hope Sarah She-Wolf of The SS had somebody taste her meals & start her tour-bus for her.
[re=542310]DustBowlBlues[/re]: You know, I think it WAS the dems (change we can believe in) that beat him last time. Had he won the primary at any other time in his career, he may have been the POTUS (DOG forbid). My complaint about being a liberal is that we only seem to capture public attention when we present someone that offers generationally altering change. After 8 years (or 3 bullets), there is no followup to convince the overwhelming conservatard masses that gubbmint aint gonna steal their souls! See my Jesus and stupid comments above!
[re=542122]M Lite[/re]: “Latino vote and help remind all minorities how much they hate the GOP.”
Silver lining! This made my weekend.
[re=542105]Neoyorquino[/re]: tits, then GTFO?
I can imagine Basic Instinct III: Team Of Mavericks, if Sharon Stone would ever dye her hair.
I wonder how much she charged him for the appearance? On the plus side, never once did Grampy play with his wedding ring while staring at her ass. Then again, there may have been a rider in the contract doubling her speaking fee if that happens again.
I think it is a measure of how bizarre this creature is that over the last 20 months or so there has been what, 100,000 comments?, here about her. Yet, you guys are still able to make me laugh to tears. She is politico-comedy platinum.
And fuck, on the way into work tonite I saw my first PALIN 2012 sticker on the back of an SUV with Choose Life license plates going 55 in the fast lane on the beltway.
Palin’s establishing the beachhead of stupid-chic.
Palin was using Barry’s joke when she ripped on McCain for being around in 1773. That was the joke Obama used at the Al Smith dinner.
[re=542319]boy_howdy[/re]: Wow, am I an idiot. It never occurred to me that he (read Cindy) might have paid her. I’ll be thinking about that all night …
They say Hayworth has half a mill in his war chest, so could it have been that much?? It reminds me of when Jay Rockefeller had to spend $12 million (real money in 1980!) to defeat Arch Moore and get his Senate seat. The Republicans put out a bumper sticker that said, “Make him spend it all, Arch.”
[re=542325]Abou Diaby[/re]: yea, she is chameleon trying to steal Barrys power by using his words.
She will steal from anyone.
Anyone notice how McWALNUTS briefly winces when Bible Spice brings up how they’re all Teabaggers?
[re=542254]grevillea[/re]: Contact my lawyer to pay for my first laughing-induce injury.
Fuck John McCain, that fucking fucker, and his little grifting ho, too. Also.
[re=542097]DC Hates Me[/re]: FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!
if you can’t stand to watch the clip, here’s a synopsis:
desperate old man who sold his media-gifted integrity in return for an electoral massacre enlists an intellectually bankrupt local tv news anchor to help him keep his stupid golden parachute shithead fake job.
[re=542319]boy_howdy[/re]: I’m sure she paid herself through her daughter’s fake business, funds via Sarahpac. Keep it in the family. ALL.OF.IT. Until they tell her she can’t (I really wish SOMEONE would tell her she can’t, and follow it up with a nice lawsuit); or that she should STFU and go away and really mean it, we are going to see her take more and more money from dumb people and possibly take over the world.
He’s gonna win this one! Because remember how last time that other thing happened that isn’t winning, what’s that thing called?
[re=542327]Jukesgrrl[/re]: There’s also the Mutually Assured Destruction angle — having campaigned with one another, they’re now obligated to support each other for life or risk having it disclosed that a) John McCain is an angry, throbbing forehead vein with a human being attached for life support whose advisors daily have to let him win at every little competition, laugh at every insufferable “bomb Iran” chorus, and constantly supply an army of blonde bimbos to strut around in sweaters to have the slightest chance that he’ll pay attention at their briefings; and b) Sarah Palin can’t tell a umiak from a ptarmigan, much less shoot and skin a moose, although she and her brood once denuded an entire tentful of gift bags at a Make-a-Wish Foundation banquet; and Todd (the Palin who can read) still makes “vroom vroom” noises when he races his snowmachine.
…and afterwards, they went back to her trailer to re-enact some Starbuck/Colonel Tigh “Battlestar Galactica” slash-fic.
P.
Crashy McCuntcaller would have done better to have brought out Miss Buffalo Chip, or at least had Sara participate in a pickle-eating contest.
[re=542339]obfuscator[/re]: This could be fun, late night haiku.
Old fart sanitized terrorist enlists three standard deviation lucky liar with a sexy librarian gloss, only to find out she’s the head of a teabagger scrotal abscess festering in our hinterlands.
ALRIGHT LIBTARDS HERE’S SOME FUN:
http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/2/22/2334311//walnutz_rally.mov
For you guys in mobile homes with 1200 baud modems, I’ll have a Vimeo stream in 25 minutes…like Obamacare, there’s 30 min mandate for conversion from the usurper nazis at Vimeo.
[re=542348]Radiotherapy[/re]: no standard deviation. it’s deeper than that. she’s off the charts and he’s LITERALLY satan’s spawn. teabaggers are a troublesome unplanned variable.
Note to editors: In the “How favorably do you find Siemens?”, I didn’t find “Very savorably” which is how I view siemens.
[re=542349]El Pinche[/re]:
http://www.vimeo.com/10476892
The sight of a bunch of people marching carrying American flags used to be a good thing. Now, you never know if you’re going to spit, called a nigger, spic or faggot, and/or even shot.
Hey you guys!
I found another awesome Tea Bugger video song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTFCS5N_jDc&feature=player_embedded#
[re=542114]sqrl[/re]: Yup.
[re=542349]El Pinche[/re]: Well — I wouldn’t have believed the creepy wrongness of the original could be improved upon. Nice job. I’m going to go look through my medicine cabinet to see if there’s anything I can take for that now.
So much whititude, I feel like my eyes have been blinded by a flash grenade.
[re=542355]El Pinche[/re]: Thank you El Pinche. THAT was world-class dichotomy.
There were two kinds of mushrooms in my youth. Happy kinda giggly ones and ones that sent you into the darkest recesses of your mind. I just ate both kinds. I never thought I could laugh through a creepy nightmare.
For now, I will take some Ambien, drink a few Bushmills, and take a shower — in no particular order. I ain’t religious either, but tonite I will thank the 15th dimension that we have a Negro communist in the White House.
[re=542091]Larry Fine[/re]: You forgot the moist, oh so clingy Sarawrap.
[re=542236]Radiotherapy[/re]: Erick couldn’t make the trip.
Hey, I have yet to hear, did John McCain ask her to dress up as a dominatrix/slutty biker chick, or did she decide to do that on her own?
[re=542349]El Pinche[/re]: Bloody terrifying!
Christ. The late news shows out of Vegas are calling tomorrow’s fapfest in the desert the “Showdown in Searchlight.” The organizers have provided 38 porta-johns! Joe the Plumber might not mind, but $arah and Man Coulter will likely not take too kindly to the amenities.
Harry won’t be home. He’ll be busy at the grand opening of the new Shooting Park he fought to get in Vegas. The irony–it burns.
[re=542364]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: McCain says it makes the hate-sex that much hotter…
[re=542363]S.Luggo[/re]: I bow to you as well, I didn’t see the flash grenade comment until I hit submit.
She’s now “Going Rogue” by wearing the uniform from the X-Men movies.
They shoot mavericks, don’t they? Oh wait, that’s for horses not cows.
Speaking of horses, check his teeth. That is the one sure way to know you have a good one.
How much in speaker fees did she get,,,and did she parade Willow across the stage for the beauty pageant portion of the Palin dog and pony show?
[re=542366]Jim89048[/re]: They’ll be rolling into town in “caravans”….what like gypsies or Irish travellers?? Don’t worry about Caribou Barbie and that other shrieking harridan…they’ve been promised they’re own blingee-d pink Port-A-Potty.
[re=542378]windupbird[/re]: I meant “their” not “they’re”. Need more coffee.
Cindy looks like she’s on 200cc of Thorazine. But then again, wouldn’t you if you were Cindy?
[re=542236]Radiotherapy[/re]:
The fucking retard is the one with the shrill shouty voice wearing pleather jacket.
[re=542264]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: [re=542290]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Thnx for the update.
Jules: Now Sarah, we’re not gonna do anything stupid, are we?
Sarah: You don’t hurt him.
Jules: Nobody’s gonna hurt anybody. We’re gonna be like three little Walnuts here. And what’s Walnut like? Come on Sarah what’s Walnut like?
Sarah: Cunt?
Jules: What?
Sarah: He’s like “Aw schucks, you cunt.”
Jules: Correctamundo. And that’s what we’re gonna be.
[re=542348]Radiotherapy[/re]: Here’s getting all Hopey hopin’ yer video go viral squared.
[re=542364]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Walnuts gets to wear his tooled leather face everywhere he goes; she should be able to put on the dead cow once in a while, no?
Also, my fave moment is at 0:03, Kinky McGrampy adjusts his zircon-encrusted nipple clamp.
Does Sara really think people want to hear lame jokes about hand notes? They want her to call the negro a baby killer. Now make with the crazee Sara. Also what’s this shit about the Palin team coming back together? Her spokesperson already bailed, her husband barely speaks to her, and Trig’s ears prove he’s somebody else’s baby. I guess in Palin’s world there really is an “I” in “team.”
What happened to the spelling on this site? It’s like the iphonic plague has struck Wonkette!
[re=542346]oceanclub[/re]: I was thinking more like Roslin/Tigh. That is a vastly under-explored genre. (That photo of Snowbilly I linked to shows her in full, resplendent Alaska-gov glory, including what looks like another leather tit jacket.
Why the hell did I turn on the TeeVee this morning, knowing Mooselini was gonna be on it?
We’re never getting this time back, are we?
[re=542395]Tlmsd[/re]: What are you taking about?
Jules: …Today, we are all schucking Walnuts.
(And the we’re-all-dying-for Mystery Case contains? A nomination? Now the Fiction ain’t Pulp!)
Mooselini’s shiny belted black leather/pleather jacket is a direct, unambiguous reference to the fashions of Fascism: time to reacquaint yourself with Bertollucci’s The Conformist and take joy in the original Il Duce’s humiliating end.
Curious about what kind of ‘rock star’ treatment Bible Spice demanded. All pink M&Ms? Gila Monster sushi?
Sarah Palin-Cheerleader of Violence ™
[re=542349]El Pinche[/re]: That is such a revealing clip.Thanks. Such pathos, or rather Tradegy (as dubya would say) as McNuggies brought this on himself.
[re=542405]geminisunmars[/re]: Indeed, but I wish it was clearer. He looks terribly uncomfortable (unless he has Depends wedgy), but you’re right. He brought this shit on himself.
[re=542407]El Pinche[/re]: Magnificent. I’m hoping that’s Piper Dreams or Homecoming from The Omen soundtrack.
Today’s McCain event was if anything worse. Violence against hecklers. http://tinyurl.com/ygzvxeb
I buttered my bread and I’m willing to sleep in it. So for all toasters of goodwill who love their county, I thank you. And to my supporters let me say, please pass the ketchup. For a shoe is a terrible thing to lose. Why are my legs wet? Thank you.
I used to do activities at a senior facility and he looks exactly like he’s in line waiting for our bus to take him for a “Scenic Drive”.
The reason our Sarah makes jokes about her own screw-ups is simple. You can only talk about what you know. The only thing our Sarah knows about is, our Sarah. Barry talks politics, Giuliani talks cross-dressing, Romney talks Obama-Romneycare. Our Sarah talks Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.
This is her public speaking template:
Platitude
Me
Bumper Sticker Quote
Platitude
Me
Platitude
Viral Email Quote
Me
Me
Me
Platitude
[re=542409]the problem child[/re]: (I see that Dale Robertson’s back in the news, there, on rebuttal.)
Can hardly wait to watch Mooselini at TardStock this afternoon in Searchlight.
[re=542407]El Pinche[/re]: Actually, he looks a lot like Arlen Specter does in the photo of him at that McCain/Palin event in Delaware County, PA that teh Wonkett likes to post here quite a bit. Uncomfortable, thinking “What the fuck have I gotten myself into?” while at the same time wondering if his Depends are full.
The Queen of the Snow Ball is speaking now. In speaking back to Washington she actually said “We have one word for you! We don’t want it!” Do they offer mathematics in the Wasilla school system?
[re=542414]Buzz Feedback[/re]:
Preview: “All your racists are belong to us.”
Man what’s the average age at the Nevada Tardapalooza—70? Is there a remedy to stop the bleeding coming from my ears after listending to Snowbilly’s screech fest?
Murkia’s Dingbat.
Wait! I figured it out!
It’s not a leather jacket!
It’s an escaped Nauga!
watching it on c-span jesus christ she is unbearable.
[re=542417]Rosemaryrules[/re]: I think they show a bootlegged episode of Sesame Street with The Count shooting wolves from a helicopter during the first week of 2nd or 3rd grade. If you miss it, you’re SOL and have to wait until you’re 16 and learn by counting your illegitimate snowbilly children.
[re=542423]obfuscator[/re]: Hearing her voice gives me the same unbearable tickling sensation I get on the roof of my mouth when a strange dog is licking my face really fast.
After the speachify’n the hair-do on CNN said something like “That was Sarah Palin speaking to hundreds or maybe dozens of teapartiers. We don’t have a crowd count yet.” At least they can go get the early bird special at Denny’s and sit at one table.
[re=542419]EdFlinstone[/re]: Half of them will be dead before the election in November…
“Folks, We are not to have to work for government, government is to work for us.”
http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/03/27/reid.tea.party/index.html?hpt=T1
Genius.
[re=542073]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: yes, right, he thinks about me a lot. I don’t want to be his fantasy….rather be hers….I’ll show her MY recess appointment.
It’s a Conservative Woodstock!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/nov05election/detail?entry_id=60055
[re=542429]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: bizarro palin speak at teabag rally? wait, i guess a bizarro palin would actually use the word “the” once in a while.
Mash-up time! http://tinyurl.com/yjht4yk
[re=542431]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Yes, but was Chip Monk there to warn the crowd not to eat the Cinnamon flavored Metamucil Fiber Wafers?
I heard there was a port a potty shortage there. Shouldn’t be a problem since most of the teabaggers have colostomy bags.
The Tucson Daily Star this morning reported 4,000 attendees at the Pima Fairgrounds Palinpalooza. My experience with crowds is confined to anti-war and pro-choice demonstrations and outdoor rock concerts where the cops deliberately under-count crowds (the entire Mall in DC totally filled is 10,000 people? — I don’t think so). But they’re probably afraid to lie to McCain.
My question is this: the event was at 11 a.m. on a Friday. Don’t these people have J-O-B-S??
I guess not. Probably 15% unemployed (and happy to accept Federal UI benefit extensions), 15% self-employed Paultards (the self-employed REALLY hate taxes and fantasize Sarah will help them), 10% just skipped work or clerk nights at Circle K (i.e. Real Amuricans), and the rest retirees (who already have their goddam PUBLIC OPTION and think the rest of us should just go to hell once we have their donut hole filled).
Geez, this burns me up! But my question is, how many of those attendees actually translate into votes for McCain? Retirees, yes. The others?
[re=542409]the problem child[/re]: I expected there to be more violence in Mesa. Greater Phoenix, a real city (6th largest in US), always has more random Anger Bear destructiveness than Tucson, which is too doped up, laid back … or just plain OLD.
[re=542411]Rosemaryrules[/re]: Scenic Drive! Or maybe his expression reads, “My daughter came to visit me today, but I’m not sure I still like her. I think she’s trying to kill me for my money.”
[re=542345]SayItWithWookies[/re]: My fingers are crossed for the Mutually Assured Destruction. I’m mad for MAD. Hope you’re right.
[re=542435]EdFlinstone[/re]: and Depends. They make them in HIS and HERS now.
[re=542095]Bearbloke[/re]: She’ll just enjoy the adulation today. But my vote’s on an old guy’s body to be found in the canyon behind his Cornville estate, Cindy’s alibied by a pair of suntanned Marines in Coronado, and Sarah announces at a huge press conference on the 4th of July at her new ranchette near Prescott.
Found this over at WaPo, in the comments section of a new article on Palin. I know it’s long, but it’s picture into the mind (or lack thereof) of a Palin follower:
carleen09 wrote:
So,let me be clear here,since WAPO and all
the Obamacrat losers,including that 95% of
black voters,who voted for Barack Obama,
just because he is black like them,and
Obama’s ACORN paid shills,LARAZ losers,
and SEIU Purple Shirt Goons,and his Chicago Thugs,let me just simply remind you the Saturday March 27,2010 Rasmussen Poll clearly shows Obama with a 43% Strongly Disapproval Rating and only a mere 30% Strongly Approval Rating for a
big Minus 13 (-13)and so there take that
you pathetic losers since your Communist
Comrade Leader has been in the Minus Double Digits for the past several months
now. So do I need to go into the huge negative numbers your Democrat Mad Madame
Speaker Nancy Pelosi 67% Disapproval Rating and 36% Disapproval Rating for Dingy Harry Reid also combine to show just
exactly how far out of touch with reality
all you Obamabot Kool Aid Drinker Freaks
are as well. And so,why is it that every
damn single time lately old purple lips
Barack Hussein Obama jumps into his Air Farce One and runs off to read yet another teleprompter lecture off of his
magic negro teleprompter,that Obama drops
even lower in the polls and people now say
to Obama Shut Up and Go Away Obama? So,
go ahead yoller your usual racist nonsense
at me as you Obama Cult Members just cannot stand to hear the truth about your
pathetic excuse for a hero and total damn
dismal failure leader Barack Hussein Obama
now then can you losers?
And so,let me be clear here as well I am
an Independent Voter living in Arizona and
I definitely will NOT vote for Amnesty John McCain,however I must definitely will
vote for Sarah Palin to be our next President in 2012! And I will vote against
every Incumbent Democrat & Republican Loser in office in 2010 and 2012! And I will be joining millions and millions of
other angry and fedup voters to rid our great USA of that Communist from Kenya the
Undocumented Chicago Thug Liar in Chief,
Total Incompetent Phony Empty Suit,Loser
Barack Hussein Obama and his Commie Pals
aka The Democrat Party as well. Take That
You Losers! Take Back America!
Mrs. Palin,
I have one word for you.
Shut the fuck up!
xoxo,
Sam
NPR played a clip of her speaking in Searchlight. Something about how a bumper sticker said it best, etc…
She should just play Fox news on a jumbotron at these events. She can hit pause, repeat the talking points herself, wink and nod to the applause, and resume. It would be like watching TV with some of my in-laws.
[re=542442]St.SarahOfThePO[/re]: No no no no no. Reid’s disapproval ratings gotta be higher than 36%.
[re=542442]St.SarahOfThePO[/re]: I only wonder how many generations of hillbilly inbreeding went into producing the creature who wrote that, must be at least four I’d bet.
[re=542446]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: and and and I will not vote for anyone! and and and I will vote ALL INCUMBENTS OUT! and and and YOU’LL SEE! and and and Fuck you and your PURPLE LIPS!
[re=542445]Katydid[/re]: Not if you’re looking through a magic negro teleprompter, comrade.
[re=542446]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: I know. I was thinking that once PurpleLipCare goes into effect, Charlene will get free antipsychotics AND free plastic surgery to repair her webbed fingers and toes. Then she will love her Kenyan Magic Negro Master.
[re=542442]St.SarahOfThePO[/re]: You realize these people talk that way because the are so convinced that they always have to be right, they don’t bother trying to make sense. It’s like being raised to believe that you are superior to everyone else and then finding out that in the real world, you’re not.
[re=542447]Rosemaryrules[/re]: I see the ink on a papered wall. Carlien, Class ’09, now working in the diary papier-mâché mill of an Independent Voter.
Okay. Okay. I’m new here. Been lurking for quite some time and you guys are the best. When I feel like steering my Toyota off a cliff, I always come here and you guys talk me off the ledge. So anyway, I also lurk over at Free Republic (I know! I know!) and they are all fighting amongst themselves because Quitting Barbie lumped McCain in with the Teabaggers, but he’s a RINO so this is very upsetting to them. So what I did was I signed up over there and got a password. I don’t want to waste my comment because you know I’ll be jackbooted out as soon as I post it. What should I do?
[re=542452]Rosemaryrules[/re]: Don’t post anything inflammatory. Bait them. Post something that will make them reply and look more bats*** crazy than they already are.
[re=542292]GoinGreen[/re]: You’re spot on, the hive mind here is very special (even if we can’t spellz so well [re=542395]Tlmsd[/re]). We’ve got [re=542258]Texan Bulldoggette[/re] remembering way back to Sturgis when Walnutz offered Cindy up for the topless contest; we’ve got [re=542445]Katydid[/re] keeping the blog rolling while the eds are passed-out after keeping strictly kosher gutters by only drinking MD20/20 in anticipation of Passover; we’ve got [re=542086]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re] filling us in on the fine points of Arizona; with all the rest of youse guyz we’ve got more snark per column inch than the law should allow.
just sayin’.
[re=542454]weejee[/re]: Why isn’t he offering whatsherface up for the topless contest? Or at least for the brainless contest?
And I have to chime in too and say that this site helped me retain the little shred of sanity I still possess. Mr Geminisunmars agrees with me politically (thank Goddess) but he is too nice to spend much time snarking. Although he enjoys the little tidbits I bring to him from this site, dropping them at his feet, and waiting for the attagirl I gratefully receive.
[re=542453]memzilla[/re]: I knew one of you would come through with some sound advice. My screen name over there is Barneys Fife if you have the stomach to peep. Going in now. I feel so dirty. Let me freshen my drink.
[re=542452]Rosemaryrules[/re]: We like flashy Blingees and lame rap videos. Or you could just try satire.
Gee-tar strummin’ teaparty patriot extraordinaire “Billy” has produced a follow-up video, kids! You will be surprised perhaps to learn that he feels that what this country needs to do is adopt a new 75% super-duper-majority requirement for getting stuff through congress, on account of all the throat ramming that he’s been subjected to of late. Not pleasant for him! He also loves E-major chords (yeah, I confirmed it) as he just cold strums those fuckers for nearly four minutes, including from 1:12 to 2:25 non-stop.
Also, Billy simply does not care for all the mean comments his last video elicited, to the extent that he scrubbed them, each and every one.
Three cheers for Democracy, teabagger style!
[re=542457]Radiotherapy[/re]: I’m deeply soory. I didn’t mean to offend.
[re=542409]the problem child[/re]: Speaking of a party rally in America which used violence against hecklers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPGT7EaCiIY
[re=542459]Rosemaryrules[/re]: That would be “sorry”. Of which I am.
[re=542456]Rosemaryrules[/re]: Your screen name of “Barney’s Fife” is spot-f***in-on, as these conservatard wingnut a**hats would be happiest if they could time-travel back to a small, white, Mayberry RFD, Deep South kind of town… just before the Civil Rights Act of 1965 was passed.
[re=542462]memzilla[/re]: As long as they don’t realise I’m referring to Barney Franks dick and butsecksual type things.
[re=542462]memzilla[/re]:
And before ‘Brown vs Board of Education, also.
[re=542459]Rosemaryrules[/re]: Zero offense, I just love me some good Blingee.
Obama finally appoints 15 recess appointments and freaking MSNBC headline is that he “angers Republicans.”
We keep hearing how Teabaggers aren’t horrible wingnuts (granted Breitbart, Cantor and Palin are the sources, so go figure) but the AP can’t go to searchlight and get 2 qoutes without some birther claiming Obama’s a socialist. BTW, dude’s a “retired logger” so not only does he get Social Security and Medicare, his whole career was spent cutting down Federal and state resources at rock bottom prices because the major forestry companies like Lousiana Pacific get sweetheart deals from the government. But I’m sure he thinks America is all about independence.
Teabaggers can yell and throw shit at a dude with Parkinson’s (who wasn’t doing anything except sitting there) and we’re supposed to forgive them – but somebody heckles the Snow Queen and its time to drag his ass out of there. By the way, y’know how Obama handles hecklers (like at Iowa). He stops talking, calms the crowd down and says he understands that not everyone loves his plan. Snow Queen’s minions drag a guy out as she screeches at him that he doesn’t know anything.
Police estimate of Searchlight crowd 7,000. Organizers claimed they’d have 10K “easily” – want to bet the FOX/Beck/Limbaugh number is north of 50,000 by Monday, and a million by Easter? Shockingly enough, FoxNews right now reports (after the event) what organizers thought they’d get, but not the police estimate that was 30% lower.
Somebody please stop the insanity or get me a lot of high grade pot.
[re=542466]Radiotherapy[/re]: Thanks Radio. I’m an admirer. I don’t know how to do the Blingee business. My keyboard doesn’t seem to have a Blingee key.
[re=542467]Berkeley Bear[/re]: Remember when they dragged the dirty fucking hippies out of Bush’s audiences because of T shirts? Total Freedoms.
[re=542452]Rosemaryrules[/re]: Excellent. Another troublemaker. Don’t forget to include something about Harry Reid if the freeptards are going there. It’s sort of topical, and you can probably come up with some legitimate criticism of him which will at least have the ring of truth you seek.
[re=542467]Berkeley Bear[/re]: I think Obama needs to continue to “anger Republicans”. I’m happy he did the recess appointment thing. I don’t care who’s talking, the GOP is NOT interested in bipartisanship, only in making Obama look bad. I’ve been reminding my Repub friends this week of the old Bush quote: “Elections have consequences”. And, while I’m at it, who do we need to take our country back from? This wasn’t some junta that put Pelosi, Reid and Obama in charge, but the American voters. All of them. Not just some screaming idiot in Nevada or some orange Majority Leader from Ohio. Here’s a novel notion GOP: Come up with some ideas to make this country better, not just a country that believes in Jeezus and treats women like property. The GOP’s only platform is “whatever the Democrats want, we want it the other way.” November is a long way off. I think the Dems can hold Congress.
[re=542463]Rosemaryrules[/re]: And we all know that Barney Frank is always frank about his frank. Maybe when you are Free Republicking you might innocently ask if they support [re=542458]RoscoePColtraine[/re]‘s guitar Billy’s 75% super-duper-majority? Maybe ask if 85% would be even better?
Of course if that don’t get some serious silly sauce from the TeePeers, then start talking moar about Newell’s bit yesterday on having nekkid buttsechs with opossums.
[re=542470]the problem child[/re]: ?
[re=542212]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Hell no. The news and op-ed pages are garbage, and Family Circus takes up half the weekend funny pages. Fuck that fucking excuse for a newspaper.
[re=542473]Rosemaryrules[/re]: In short, welcome to Wonkette.
[re=542442]St.SarahOfThePO[/re]: Zing! Carleen09 done told us!
[re=542467]Berkeley Bear[/re]: Come on down to L.A., we’re like Amsterdam without the charm. Just about all the clinics have a quack who will write you a scrip for your lower back pain.
[re=542403]lamoll[/re]: No, Sarah has no concepts of history of any kind. But clearly she does not have a Republican hired stylist choosing her party paid for fashions these days. Seriously, no credible person would show up in SM related black leather at an event like this. Not to mention her usual Agent 99 do. But I have to admit it does unfortunately continue the (minor)fascination of even a gay left winger like me in the ongoing phenomenon of SP. It just never seems to end. As someone suggested somewhere above, she will, if history is any precedent, crash and burn and disappear at some point, hopefully ultimately doing serious damage to the no nothing reactionary wingnut element she represents.
[re=542475]the problem child[/re]: Thanks Prob. Wasn’t sure if it was good or bad. They already yelled at me twice at FR because they are very opposed to the snowbilly whoring for McCain. This seems to be the big thing now. I keep telling them how much I love her and some over there haz the major sadz. It’s fun.
[re=542477]emjayay[/re]: Sarah Palin according to McCain campaign staff: “My brand is hair up, right”? Too bad they didn’t tell her that her brand was (fill in the blank).
[re=542478]Rosemaryrules[/re]: I tried looking for you, but I’m not sure how to navigate that minefield. Where exactly did you post?
[re=542475]the problem child[/re]:
What if “Rosemaryrules” is a double knot spy?
Seems nice and everyone is all excepting.
I’m not buying it.
I’m suspicious and drunk.
[re=542478]Rosemaryrules[/re]: Linky?
[re=542482]rocktonsammy[/re]: Why don’t we wait for the linky and make up our minds then. Or just be disappointed, if none appears. Cheers.
[re=542452]Rosemaryrules[/re]:
I don’t normally give advice on trolling the enemy camp but whatever is said, don’t take it too seriously and have fun.
[re=542484]the problem child[/re]: I don’t know how to do linkies. When you get to FR go to Palin Wraps McCain in Teaparty Movement. Please feel free to give me things to post. This is fun.
[re=542485]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Dude – my nipples are hard. I’m communicating with them.
[re=542478]Rosemaryrules[/re]: How cute — I’d forgotten that some people believe that only people of similar ideological stripes are allowed to work together. Or that Palin would somehow choose political isolation over pragmatism. I guess it hurts to be shown that, when choosing to help the angry mob or the political machine, even the figurehead of the angry mob’ll side with the machine. Maybe those naive little sweethearts should change the name of their website to Freshman Republic.
[re=542489]Rosemaryrules[/re]: and may I say, you’re picking the right fight (or one of the right fights). You might want to play the “Sarah has our values, good Christian values, like family…” line. Who else is standing up for family AND liberty?!
My posting priveledges have been revoked. Fun while it lasted. And the Iraq and South Africa and such.
[re=542493]Rosemaryrules[/re]: There’s always FoxNation!
“We’re not going to sit down and shut up. Thank you for standing up,” Palin said.
How did she know what I was thinking?
[re=542490]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Ah exactly: “Nobody’s gonna hurt anybody.” This might be the least that Palin can do for John McCain, provided she’s on the junket (she is) and given she’s still wants to play this game(she does…oh wait, she’s dressed passim aggressively).
Gaspacho jacket indeed.
[re=542452]Rosemaryrules[/re]: Tell them to go fuck themselves and die. Tell them the bill is passed, the Dems won, and they can squeal like pigs in the slaughter all day long, it won’t make a difference. Tell them Sarah Palin is a retard, Jesus is a failure and fraud, and that Reagan can suck your veiny meat packed Kenyan cock.
But in the end, you’d be wasting your time. Reasoning with them is like a telling a dog that eating shit is bad for him. FreeRepublic filled to the brim with failed abortions with AOL accounts.
[re=542492]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: The triple-F cover arrays Faith, Family, Freedom; PR says freedom just when it doesn’t mean liberty.
[re=542496]Sleeves[/re]: (Solecism to known editors is a sic speciality. For Christmas, I gave you nested parenthesis, remember?)
[re=542495]Come here a minute[/re]:
Almost 9000 comments on that story. I read about 30. Most called the Teabaggers nutz. Yahoo.
[re=542497]El Pinche[/re]: I fucking love you Pinche! I tried. But it’s Saturday night so now I will just color Easter eggs while my man gives me the bhutseckuals. For the troops.
[re=542467]Berkeley Bear[/re]: Oh, EVERYthing “Angers Republicans”, especially if Obama had anything whatsoever to do with it. Lazy pseudo-journalism at its finest.
[re=542509]Rosemaryrules[/re]:
You are a true patriot Carry on soldier!
New thread!
[re=542516]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I shall Monsieur, I shall. I just need a flag from let’s say the confederacy and some dumb ass hag from the tundra and we can take back the whole enchilada. Wait. Is that Mexibrownpeople? You have given me the confuse.
[re=542503]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Similar results from one on nytimes.com this morning. If the teatards would shut up and read the comments, they might soon realize they have overplayed their hand.
Oh–did I really say that?
*facepalm*
[re=542185]King of the Dipshits[/re]: Obama’s dad was weird in Africa but America made him crazy!
the Freepers are sorry i was blacklisted because they’re saying they were ready to go at it.
[re=542471]smellyal8r[/re]: I am just stunned that they are 1) campaigning against ideas that they championed (mandates, state level rather than national exchanges, no public option, etc) 2) doing 180s every time Obama agrees with them (like the debt commission) and 3) getting away with it (at least with their so called base).
[re=542476]imissopus[/re]: Berkeley started that years before it got trendy in LA – there was a doctor who had the most beautiful hand lettered certificates for his pot patients. Sadly, I live in a flyover state now.
[re=542535]Berkeley Bear[/re]:
Yeah. How does Hopey take it? I couldn’t.
[re=542539]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: To steal from Jon Stewart, he’s either playing nine dimensional chess while the rest of us play checkers or its all kicking his ass. Me, I’m going with the nine dimensional chess idea.
Or maybe its the fact that he knows that even if he somehow sucked worse than Bush (I realize that’s impossible, but bear with me) he can go hang out in Hawaii for the rest of his life and never pay for a drink or spam musabi ever again.
Is she going to put on an MC Hammer pants?
http://africasacountry.com
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2481051/posts?q=1&;page=501
Poor Barney’s Fife had a short life.
[re=542545]Berkeley Bear[/re]:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm spam musabi
Yeah, 9D
Agreed.
[re=542584]Fly Over Girl[/re]: I tried, Girl. I tried.
You did well, kiddo
Is it okay to still hate them in a non-violent sort-of-way?
[re=542463]Rosemaryrules[/re]: I think I like you!
[re=542535]Berkeley Bear[/re]: It’s getting harder and harder to keep up with all the 180 turns. On the one hand we have some bagger screaming that the Kenyan communist muslin preznit has PURPLE LIPS!!1!, on the other you have Bible Spice giving a shout out to “true blue-blooded Americans.” Which one of them didn’t get the memo?
Greta Von Manface has perhaps the stupidest fans on the face of the planet.
They will believe anything you can make up. They’re still up in arms over Obama taking, “In God We Trust” off U.S.
coinage.
All you have to do is say, “I don’t know if this is true, but I just received an e-mail that said Obama…” and just create some crazy story. “I just heard that Obama…” also works.
I wrote on there that Michelle’s Mother is being paid 249,000 (not 250,000 so she won’t have to pay taxes) dollars a year of TAX PAYER MONEY to live in the White House and take care of the Barrack Husein Obama’s kids!
Boy did they ever go nuts. Soon after that, I started seeing that posted by other people on other threads. Mostly in the form of, “I just read somewhere that Michelle’s Mother is being paid 249,000….”
They are depressingly dumb.
http://gretawire.blogs.foxnews.com/
and the forum area
http://gretawire.forums.foxnews.com/
Call me Captain Obvious, but *dayyum*, John McCain has the worst, most unconvincing fake smile I’ve ever seen! And that’s going some, ’cause I lived in the South for a couple of years once.
Once.
Anyway …
He looks like a guy undergoing a colonoscopy without anesthetic, the living embodiment of “Grin and Bear It.”
[re=542702]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: [re=542702]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: This must be too good to be true….
[re=542539]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I voted for Hopey *because* of his eerie calmness. He’s really way too far right for me, but I liked the cut of his job.
In the debates, I was actually impressed with the intelligence of both candidates (yes, even Walnuts). I realized that whoever the next Prez was, at least he wouldn’t be stupid. But then Walnuts got going on the Need for More Wars, and I saw his little war-lust and revenge demons peep out of his eyes, and I realized we can’t afford to elect any more guys like that.
So I voted for the calmer guy.
Figured, as weird as stuff is getting, we needed a real calm imperturbable dude at the helm.
I’m still glad he’s there, even if he *does* sell out to the Right too often.
Maybe now, some of that will stop! We have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that there’s no point in his trying to please his opponents; maybe he can work on pleasing those of us who actually voted for him.
[re=542349]El Pinche[/re]: Gracias for the taste of cinema, L. P. Walnuts is a walking Russian novel about selling your soul for power. Or a Karen Black movie.
By the way, I think I just saw my neighbor’s 13 year-old daughter going down on her downy- mustachioed boyfriend in his Ford Focus when I pulled up, and I swear she was wearing the exact same Forever 21 jacket as Sarah! Small world, huh?
John McCain truely is the most pathetic man in Congress. I was at a bookstore this weekend, thumbing through Elizabeth Drew’s 2003 largely audatory account of McCain’s support for campaign finance reform and opposition to Bush’s tax cuts. It was republished in 2008 and in her new forward Drew basically says the heroic guy she wrote about has become an utter fraud but enjoy my book anyway.
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