Offshore drilling? He did? Offshore drilling, YAY!!!… oh yah, Boehner says what? Shoulda read mah gash-darn Frank Luntz memo… IT’S A TRAP & COMMUNISM, why does Obama hate our troops? [Twitter]
The Evolution Of Sarah Palin’s Twitter
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So she’s pro-cramming and pro-drilling?
Palin for President in 2012 (through probably mid-2013)!
I wish I had gone to a zillion different colleges until I found one shady enough to give me a bachelors degree. Then, I could be as smart as Sarah.
If only we had listened to Sarah, we’d be rolling in all that oil by now. Damn you, Barry.
Burdensome? What the shit does Cooze on Ice know about burdensome? She left her goddamn state with a 70% debt-to-GDP ratio and she claims cap-and-trade is burdensome. Learn to fuckin’ count, Snowshit.
We need to invent a Sarah Palin version of Scrabble, (Scralad?) One where you could just form empty platitudes and dog whistle threats to score.
Ugh. Die, Sarah, die.
Palin’s message is [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic].
Cram, baby, cram.
It’s a big fucking deal.
Can we get a Sarah Palin social media link ban?
Boy, I didn’t think you could cram that many adjectives into a Twitter post. And what is OpenBeak? I wish somebody would close it.
Why does she seem so fixated on things being crammed down her throat?
[re=546688]SayItWithWookies[/re]:
Hey, it’s Sarah’s way. Wasilla was pretty debt free to Palin took over and left it with a $20 mil debt.
Alaska should be thankful that retard McDumbtwat quit.
We’re gonna put that there drilling right in the crosshairs, take aim, and reload, for the brave troops, you betcha.
The Bill doesn’t go far enough. It will not allow drilling in the Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Hawaii Volcanoes National Park or the Everglades. We will destroy our unborn children’s lives if we can not drill in these places…also!
[re=546689]freakishlystrong[/re]: How about a Sarah Palin version of Monopoly? Where you move three places and then quit the game and take all the other players’ money.
Boner says what? That’s pretty damn insightful; explains a lot about high school.
[re=546689]freakishlystrong[/re]: Here, have some Palin Bingo: http://youaredumb.net/node/1146
[re=546698]Not_So_Much[/re]: Along with getting drilled.
[re=546690]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: That’s not incitement, that’s German. You’re saying “The Sarah, the.”
[re=546698]Not_So_Much[/re]: it means she’s cleared the anal stage and has moved on to the oral fixation. The genitals come last.
Curiously, most Christian girls reverse the Freudian model and go oral, anal, and then eventually genital (diamondbacking, as it were).
[re=546703]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: But Hawaii isn’t a state, it is a separate country, located right underneath Texas.
[re=546690]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]:
Gah, you beat me to it.
Time to oil the tree of libertay.
Do you think she screams “Drill baby drill!” in that screechy voice when Levi is boning her?
Just wanted to make sure you had that image.
I picture her sitting with her Blackberry, counting on her fingers four or five times as she looses count, to make sure she has not exceeded the Twitter Character Limit.
I actually went to her site and started reading comments. Morans. OMFG!
Put that on a tee shirt.
Hey, look, that circus geek is bitin’ the head off of a chicken again, Merle.
Today, we are all word salad.
Is it too early for BHO to open a presser with “So how IS that hopey changey thing workin’ out for everyone?”
[re=546724]norbizness[/re]: Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, and Palin’s gotta keep fuckin’ that turkey.
[re=546716]comicbookguy[/re]: Hate your for that.
[re=546716]comicbookguy[/re]: Plus, isn’t Todd boning Gertie VanS now?
she is never going away. never, ever. She is just going to heckle the stage until until jeebus comes back
FU walnuts!.
Trig, baby, Trig.
[re=546716]comicbookguy[/re]: It depends on how far along in the pregnancy she was. Before the end of the third trimester it would be just silly to yell “drill for baby, drill”.
[re=546754]user-of-owls[/re]: Bathroom stall baby, stall!
Isn’t one of her spawn named Drill?
Does she employ some sort of language converting machine, one that translates barnyard noises and baying at the moon into human speak? Sort of? But not really, at all?
Sure didn’t take long for offshore drilling to become a bad thing for these morans. They’re getting way too predictable. I think Barry’s sitting in his office, laughing his ass off. Hopefully with his feet up on the desk.
[re=546750]sati demise[/re]: Jesus might actually come back just to shut her up.
The true legacy of princess snowbillie is not what she says (actually, I believe she has probably the best ghost writer in the business). It is the commentary she precipitates. She my friends, is a wellspring of American comedy.
She’s just pissed because Obama took away her “drill baby drill” mojo.
[re=546772]GOPCrusher[/re]: I hope he flops his cock on the desk. Can’t wait for the photos!
I think its cute that she let’s Trig Tweet her Twitter.
[re=546770]nappyduggs[/re]: I don’t know about the translation device from Bovinish to Palinish, but if you want to understand what she’s saying, well, there’s an app for that!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BowLingual
That mournful sound you hear on the wind is the cry of communication professors everywhere, only now fully realizing what they have loosed upon the world.
She’d be totally consistent – if you could only see one twit/twat at a time. The Socialist Twitter displays more than one message because it hates The Troops (& Trig)!
Oh god… the comments on her facebook page have more misspellings than a teabagger sign painting party. Off to bleach my eyeballs.
“Stall, baby, stall” meaning “stall on this off-shore drilling until I can get into office because I wanna [want to - eds] be the one to ruin the environment.”
[re=546802]user-of-owls[/re]:
With deference to Drs. Suzuki and Kogure, as well as Mr. Satoh, I don’t believe they intended their invention to help humans understand this particular bitch.
STFU, baby, STFU.
Obviously Bible Spice still hasn’t related to the fact that the term “Going Rogue” is female slang for the male version of “Going Commando”. Unless she doesn’t mind broadcasting to the world that she likes her vajayjay swinging free in the breeze.
what a hopeless bunch of imbeciles her “followers” are. jaaaaysus christ the comments please stop.
[re=546716]comicbookguy[/re]: Bad Comicbookguy! Bad!
ForTheTurnstiles: Shouldn’t that be “saddlebacking?” [No] apologies to Rick Warren.
Sarah & Trig: like mother like son.
Refucking retarded to the moose bone.
Sarah Palin: “Stall, Baby, Stall. ”
So, is Palin referring to her intellectual development, or her emotional development?
[re=546982]obfuscator[/re]: It’s a cavalcade of morons… “Are there any grounds on which to impeach Obama? we can’t get rid of him soon enough and the Progressives….” Fuck, why do you feel the need to find “grounds?” Getting a hummer was enough to sink Bill. Obama smokes; isn’t that enough?
Hahahahaha….she can’t even tweet!
I would suggest that she eat shit, if it weren’t so painfully obvious that she already has done so. And likes it.
She can only type with one hand because the other hand has her “teleprompter” on it.
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