• February 12, 2012

STAININ’ THE CONTITUTION WITH RED INK HAHAHAH. Congrats, Michael Steele. You have gotten your first elitist coastie/commie blogger to take the bait and use proper editing marks to red-ink the Contitution. Maybe liberals deserve to lose this November, after all. [Thankee to operative "Bob in ArlCo"]

{ 42 comments }

The Huffington Pogue April 28, 2010 at 3:56 pm

And Teabonics’ grip on the GOP gets even tighter. . .

memzilla April 28, 2010 at 3:57 pm

Michael Steele be usin’ teh Teabonics spelings.

Extemporanus April 28, 2010 at 3:59 pm

Is that missing ‘s’ truly a typo, or simply an ethnic grammatical marker similar in nature to “what up?”, “baby mama”, and “axe a question”?

joezoo April 28, 2010 at 4:00 pm

“Peter, please see me.”

bureaucrap April 28, 2010 at 4:01 pm

“HOME-SCHOLERS FOR THE CONSITITION”!!!!

They must have read my earlier post and thought “punk’d? I don’t see any problem with this…”

Mr Blifil April 28, 2010 at 4:02 pm

What’ up?

SayItWithWookies April 28, 2010 at 4:03 pm

Micheal Steel kneads moar homescholin.

gurukalehuru April 28, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Michael Steele is a living intitution.

NotthatLC April 28, 2010 at 4:05 pm

I’m trying to figure out who this man has pictures of fucking a farm animal. Why is he still Chairman? Amazing.

gurukalehuru April 28, 2010 at 4:07 pm

You go, Michael Teele.

4tehlulz April 28, 2010 at 4:08 pm

>with Red Ink

Wow, Obama should get that checked out. That doesn’t sound healthy.

joezoo April 28, 2010 at 4:09 pm

Nobama stole the letter “s” from the Constitution. Now conservatives are forced to defend the “Con-dickety-titution.”

magic titty April 28, 2010 at 4:11 pm

I thought black people were allowed four typos per day?

coolcatdaddy April 28, 2010 at 4:14 pm

Obama cums red ink?

slappypaddy April 28, 2010 at 4:14 pm

EBONICS LIVES!

Come here a minute April 28, 2010 at 4:15 pm

Steele cleverly distracts his detractors from the fact that the red ink is all George W. Bush’s.

bruiser April 28, 2010 at 4:16 pm

Walnuts lost it that time Cindy stained her Cuntitution with red ink.

BOOBIES! April 28, 2010 at 4:17 pm

Teele is a tupid twit.

WhatTheHeck April 28, 2010 at 4:17 pm

I stain the constitution and I don’t even know why.
Let me go on, like I blister in the sun. Let me go on…

Jim Newell April 28, 2010 at 4:18 pm

[re=566438]SayItWithWookies[/re]: The funny thing is that there IS a “Michael Steel.” He is John Boehner’s spokesman.

jus_wonderin April 28, 2010 at 4:19 pm

Is Michael Steele calling our President a squid???

Cicada April 28, 2010 at 4:22 pm

Too bad they stained the Constitution with all that red ink when they added the 14th amendment, huh Chairman?

Seriously, do any of these fucktards understand the history of the Constitution?

nappyduggs April 28, 2010 at 4:22 pm

Using the broken grammar of the Teatards, sounding black-ish, talking ’bout some government-type shit.

Is there anything Michael Steele CAN’T do?

SayItWithWookies April 28, 2010 at 4:25 pm

[re=566470]Jim Newell[/re]: In most cases I’d feel sympathy for the poor bastard — but if he’s working for Boehner the poor bastard gets what he deserves.

Mista Eko April 28, 2010 at 4:27 pm

Freudian slip. Michael’s still got those glorious North Hollywood lesbian bondage tits on the brain.

nappyduggs April 28, 2010 at 4:27 pm

[re=566455]magic titty[/re]:

40 typos and a mole.

ArugulaTeleprompterz April 28, 2010 at 4:28 pm

Even with proper spelling and grammar this whole “red-lining the Constitution” meme is retarded. Which means it will probably stick with the real Americans so we’ll be hearing about it ad nauseum until the end of time.

SmutBoffin April 28, 2010 at 4:28 pm

[re=566480]nappyduggs[/re]: “Is there anything Michael Steele CAN’T do?”

Stop out of control spending in his own office?

wilbro April 28, 2010 at 4:32 pm

C’rect spellin’. It’s impotent.

GOPCrusher April 28, 2010 at 4:32 pm

Michael Steele=Greatest. Porn. Name. Ever.

Noonan April 28, 2010 at 4:45 pm

[re=566492]nappyduggs[/re]: Well played.

Jukesgrrl April 28, 2010 at 4:56 pm

[re=566508]GOPCrusher[/re]: Nawww, Johnson Steele.

Extemporanus April 28, 2010 at 5:15 pm

[re=566440]NotthatLC[/re]: At the RNC clubhouse, it’s like every episode of Our Gang, all of the time.

Michael Steele is consonantly (ha!) causing trouble, but the other rascals have to keep his token ass around because Darla Palin’s too busy off giving handjobs to hobos in exchange for bean-filled bindles.

comicbookguy April 28, 2010 at 5:16 pm

Don’t leave red stains with your incontinentution! Use Chipotle-away!

biggiantannoyingthing April 28, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Bearbloke April 28, 2010 at 6:02 pm

[re=566424]memzilla[/re]: I wonder if Steele spells Nigg_r with an “e” or an “a”…

Bearbloke April 28, 2010 at 6:05 pm

[re=566440]NotthatLC[/re]: The entire GOP (mis)leader-ship, perhaps? They are farm-raised Klanfederates, after all…

Buttery1000 April 28, 2010 at 6:41 pm

Michel Steel = moran

the problem child April 28, 2010 at 6:59 pm

Normally, I would give this a pass, as “constitution” is one of my own most frequently mistyped words. But the red ink just makes this piece full of splooge and tulips in my book…
*peering at the screen, hunting for typos… send*

SayItWithWookies April 28, 2010 at 11:06 pm

Hey y’all, I found out what this was about. Courtesy of RedState (because I hadn’t suffered enough today) Michael Steele set up this (warning: music starts immediately) website called http://obamavconstitution.com/ that looks like a lot of fun — it features all the ways President (does that sting, Michael Steele?) Obama has redlined the Constitution. By not endorsing public prayer, for instance. Or at least a judge he appointed didn’t. It’s filled with such outrages against the Commandments Contitution.

ms_mcgee April 29, 2010 at 1:23 am

That doesn’t sound like English. Check his papers!

PlanetWingnuta April 29, 2010 at 8:59 am

[re=566508]GOPCrusher[/re]: there is one guy with that name already :) and he’s white.

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