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LIBERALS AND THEIR JOKES

How Long Will ‘Bristol’ Remain The Devil’s Name?

by Jim Newell

11:00 am May 10, 2010

Operative “Ari” let us know over the weekend that the name “Bristol,” a name for ladies based on the headquarters for ESPN and its popular television show The Sportscenter, as well as the Devil’s name, is ranked #666 in the Social Security Administration’s most popular names. Why must Joe Biden continue to rub in his 2008 Vice Presidential election victory? It must be a “Delaware” thing, being an asshole. [SSA]

{ 25 comments }

FlownOver May 10, 2010 at 11:10 am

“Funbag” was # 667.

weejee May 10, 2010 at 11:10 am

da devil made him do it

rafflesinc May 10, 2010 at 11:14 am

Tripp, son of Bristol, is number 671.

http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/

Choose Top 1000 for popularity.

S.Luggo May 10, 2010 at 11:15 am

#665 is Deepwater Horizon

the problem child May 10, 2010 at 11:16 am

Devil-spawn Willow must be so jealous.

BlueStateLiberal May 10, 2010 at 11:17 am

“Bristol” is also a fine brand of paper. The name has so much going for it.

the problem child May 10, 2010 at 11:20 am

[re=573550]BlueStateLiberal[/re]: And a very popular sherry.

KilgoreTrout_XL May 10, 2010 at 11:23 am

I learned to ski at “Bristol Mountain” in upstate NY so, well, I mostly just think that her mom is an asshole.

JMP May 10, 2010 at 11:23 am

[re=573546]rafflesinc[/re]: That’s a lot of Enterprise fans in this country; and here I thought it was biggest failure and least loved of all the Treks.

Hopey dont play that game May 10, 2010 at 11:26 am

I am 668, the neighbor of the beast.

ttommyunger May 10, 2010 at 11:29 am

An ignorant snatch, by any other name…or, like mother like daughter; or yes, I’d do both of them, but I’d hate myself for it in the morning.

rocktonsammy May 10, 2010 at 11:31 am

778 Barack
779 Trig

JMP May 10, 2010 at 11:32 am

[re=573549]the problem child[/re]: She still gets to share her name with one of TV’s most famous lesbians, though; while Bristol’s got nothing, and the other girl has a name from a lame rip-off show.

[re=573550]BlueStateLiberal[/re]: According to Wikipedia, it’s a city on the England-Wales border.

tootsieroll May 10, 2010 at 11:32 am

[re=573556]the problem child[/re]: Maybe that’s what they were sharing on the night they conceived the dear girl.

BaconTime May 10, 2010 at 11:38 am

Distant cousin Skiboots Bulldozer Palin has yet to achieve the requisite infamy to warrant a top 1000 name.

proudgrampa May 10, 2010 at 11:39 am

[re=573565]Hopey dont play that game[/re]: You’re the winner!

V572625694 May 10, 2010 at 11:40 am

[re=573573]JMP[/re]: [re=573550]BlueStateLiberal[/re]: Also a Brit aircraft manufacturer in Dubya-Dubya 2

JadedDIssonance May 10, 2010 at 11:58 am

I feel odd for noting that the 666th most popular name for boys in 2009 was Damion.

Katydid May 10, 2010 at 12:03 pm

Oy. I tried Track and TruckNutz and broke it.

Jim89048 May 10, 2010 at 12:06 pm

Back in my pretentious ute, Bristol Condition had an entirely different meaning than this used up trollop.

germansteel May 10, 2010 at 12:25 pm

Wasn’t there a dance in the 1960′s called “The Bristol Stomp”? I can’t figure out why Sarah hasn’t condemned it in retrospect for being so awful to her 2 diamond whore daughter.

megs May 10, 2010 at 12:28 pm

[re=573561]JMP[/re]: You’re thinking of Voyager. What a disaster.

Lascauxcaveman May 10, 2010 at 12:34 pm

[re=573589]V572625694[/re]: Also a Brit aircraft manufacturer in Dubya-Dubya 2

…who then went on to make some pretty groovy cars?
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.rsportscars.com/eng/articles/images02/fighter_t01.jpg&imgrefurl=http://shine-car.blogspot.com/2009/03/bristol-fighter-nice-car.html&usg=__K4xBPpVJFWbWmPELTNC8HMy4HrM=&h=768&w=1024&sz=112&hl=en&start=76&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=rsNyM5m-dKkw5M:&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbristol%26start%3D60%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26ndsp%3D20%26tbs%3Disch:1

OzoneTom May 10, 2010 at 12:42 pm

And don’t forget the scale for the consistency of human fecal materials: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale

Extemporanus May 10, 2010 at 1:37 pm

Bristol will always be a “Number Two” in my book.

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