Dingbat demagogue talk-radio sideshow freak Michele Bachmann is America’s funniest congresslady, but some people in her suburban Minnesota district don’t love her enough. That’s why the Republican party and its Alaskan anger muppet Sarah Palin have helped Bachmann raise more than $4 million for her re-election campaign and $1.7 million just in the second quarter of this year. That’s patriotism. What is not patriotism is Bachmann’s challenger, state senator Tarryl Clark, getting help from a “progressive women’s group” that always leaves comments with the caps lock on called EMILY’s list. Do these so-called “women” understand that being a woman means having/fostering up to 60 babies annually while screeching constantly about the president being a Muslim communist who shredded her Constitution with his scissorhands? Tarryl Clark raised $910,000 in the same quarter, which is okay, we guess, but that’s not going to pay for all of our nation’s kids to go to FEMA re-education camp. ALSO: Bachmann won last night’s “floor vote” at the Weeping Eagle Awards, and now she’s America’s Worst Congress Creature in History, and the actual weeping eagle trophy/magnet is on Tucker Carlson’s fridge at the Daily Caller. [St. Cloud Times/Star-Tribune]- Disgusting squeaky-voiced whore-pooper David Vitter took off his Depends for long enough to finally comment on his drunken girlfriend-stabbing chief aide finally getting fired once the liberal media reported on this Senate aide’s psychotic violence. Vitter said this was “old news” and therefore didn’t matter — and it is old news now, as Vitter avoided mentioning it for weeks. [ABC News]
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From a recent HuffPo article (God, I’m so embarrassed…) on the subject: “”After years of dodging questions about scandals, it’s time for David Vitter to come clean,” St. Germain said in a statement. “Why did he protect Brent Furer, and what does Furer know about Vitter?”
I would have thought Vitter “coming clean” meant that he wiped his ass and put on a fresh diaper before nailing the hooker…….
Don’t interpret this statement as being pro-Vitter, but isn’t it ironic that a group called NOW is just now calling for a censure of Vitter? One would think they would have been more on top of “old news.”
My dad used to tell me “Crazy don’t pay the bills.”
Dad was wrong.
Ken, have a little headache this morning?
If they re-elect the Bachmann loon, can we ask Alaska to annex MN 06?
Bachmann the welfare queen.
http://www.alan.com/2010/07/07/michele-bachmann-and-the-triple-dip/
The district that Crazy Eyes represents is a mix of angry old white guys, barely literate racists, and Neo Nazis (I know, not really a “mix”). I was visiting a lovely public garden in St. Cloud, a larger city in that district, when a young man was walking around it with his wife and family proudly displaying his Hitler tattoo. The college in that same town is vandalized continually with Swastikas and other racist graffiti. I hope Tarryl wins, but frankly, I think those morans deserve Bachmann.
Bachmann-batshit crazy
Vitter-whore mongering diaper pooper
Family values Republicans? You betcha!
Re-elected? You betcha!
I can’t wait for the Weagle awards post!
[re=613528]jodyleek[/re]:
“I hope Tarryl wins, but frankly, I think those morans deserve Bachmann.”
They need to elect her to a State level office then and not inflict her on the rest of us.
“I’ll need to refer that question to my women’s issues advocate Stabby McKnifeawoman. If you’ll excuse me now, I’m loaded in my didies and I been naughty.” Senator Vidder
The troops are pleased! A vote fo Michelle Bachmann is a vote for MURKA!
[re=613511]13ollocks To The Rules[/re]: [re=613533]iburl[/re]:
Full marks, folks. Nicely done.
Of topic, but my keeps being drawn to the “healthy” cigarette ad…could they have picked a skankier looking lady?
When Bachmann first ran against ‘socialists in DC’ Bush was in charge so obviously things are worse now.
Does Romney not understand that it makes little difference whether we have enough nuclear weapons to destroy the world 200 times over or 100 times over?? It’s the apocalypse, no matter what. Of course, I suppose that’s what the Mormons want…
Mitt’s magic underwear is in a knot because noone pays any attention to him anymore.
[re=613558]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: The smokin’ (not in a good way) Doc does look kind of strung out – I guess if the hospital pharmacy is locked up, you can’t score some of that “healthy” Vicodin and your hands are starting to shake, the only thing left is the “healthy” cigarette. Uh Oh – here comes ol’ Doctor Glassy-Eyes – time to check out AMA…
[re=613558]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Don’t worry. We’re going to trade her to the Russians.
[re=613567]Prommie[/re]: Mitt who?
[re=613529]freakishlystrong[/re]: Actually, “crazy” can be a family value – you never met my grandmother…..
Some part of me is rooting for Michele to win this election. After all there is never enough crazy comedy and Michele is a fountain of crazy comedy. Although I will probably break down and send money to her opponent, because I’m coming to the conclusion that the laughs are too expensive.
You guys ignored the votes, which you didn’t let us cast, and did what you wanted anyway?
So, Wonkette is now officially run by Ohio Sect. of State Ken Blackwell?
Alvin Greene for President!
WOW! I never thought I’d see “Michele Bachman” and “crazy” in the same sentence. What odd couple word pairings are next Wonkette?
“Sarah Palin” and “rational”?
“John McCain” and “young”?
“Rush Limbaugh” and “drug addled”?
Ms. Bachmann has a history of amusing misstatements which would be funny if they were (a) actual misstatements not her honest opinion or (b) the mutterings of my old aunt or (c) at least not from an elected official.
How the heck does this nut get re-elected?
Anyhow, here is a story about Bachmann that is fact-based but also funny:
http://www.dailygoat.com/2010/07/michele-bachmann-breaks-up-with-global-economy-global-economy-secretly-relieved/
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