Michael Steele is having trouble not illegally hiding RNC finances, and Andrew Breitbart is having trouble not being a human poop-leech, so it is only fitting that these two comedic geniuses have joined forces to raise money for the RNC! Surely rich white people will want to take photographs with their favorite national joke and favorite national scumbag, so the Republican Party has set up this fun event in a few weeks in Beverly Hills.
Here is the WikiLeak of their welcome reception routine:
Andrew Breitbart: Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third…
Michael Steele: That’s what I want to find out.
AB: Yes, they’re all racist against white people
MS: Who’s racist against white people?
AB: Yes, Who is racist against white people.
MS: That’s what I’m asking.
AB: No, What I’m Asking provided me the video.
MS: What?
AB: What is a dangerous NAACP racist, like the others.
MS: Who’s on first?
AB: Yes. The post on him will go up first.
MS: Who?
AB: You are incompetent. Yes.
MS: I’m just trying to figure out what’s the name of the black person you will call a racist first.
AB: What’s the second black person I will call a racist.
MS: I don’t know, you haven’t posted it yet.
AB: Right.
MS: Look, can you just hurry up and ruin those random black people’s careers and destroy the NAACP? All of us here have reservations at lesbian sex shows we don’t want to lose.
AB: Who is Reservations At Lesbian Sex Shows?
MS: Uggh, I don’t give a darn!
AB: Oh, I’m going after him too.
Also, State Senator Jeff Dunham Denham will be there. IT’S A COMEDY GOLD MINE! [TPM]
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Clueless Ebony and Angry Ivory… Side by side on out stupidity oh lord why dont we?
When I think Republican, I think Beverly Hills.
I’m confused. Michael Steele is a member of the NAACP (or so I’ve heard). Does that make Michael Steele racist against white people even though he’s the head of a group of the most racist & white people in the US? Just wish MS would pop a cap on cracker AB’s head.
Can’t wait for people with video-editing software to have fun with this.
Is EVERYBODY getting a reality show these days?
GOP fundraising parties must have a fun factor almost equal that of watching paint dry.
it’s like when David Silver opened up for The Pharcyde. Switch it up!
I want to be there for that awkward moment when Andrew Brietbart asks Steele to carry his bags for him.
Joe the Plumber hangs his head and weeps.
[re=625761]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: No, Michael Steele is working for change from the inside. The inside of a horse’s ass.
Check out page 3 of the invite – you too can pay $1,000 for “sponsorship of RNC printers and scanners.” Not even kidding.
[re=625778]Serolf Divad[/re]: How about when he tells Dez Bryant to carry them?
http://www.fwweekly.com/index.php?option=com_wordpress&p=5744&Itemid=248
Why is Dez Bryant racist against Roy Williams?
With a team-up between two comically mismatched conservatives, one black and one white, it’s like Lethal Weapon if the white guy where a foaming racist madman – it’s exactly like Lethal Weapon.
Did they replace Judy Tenuda and Emo Philips as America’s favorite comedy team?
Is Wonkette getting press credentials?
Wait — “breakout dinners?” What the hell is that — their way of segregating the cool people from the morons by sending them to different restaurants? I imagine the big donors get Steele or Breitbart at the Beverly Hills Ruth’s Chris, while the lesser ones get saddled with cheaper places and speakers right down to the poor guys who gave $100 and get a meal at Denny’s with the Assistant Commissioner for Parks. That’s so classy.
If praying for a 9.3 earthquake centered in Beverly Hills at 6PM on August 12th is wrong, well then I don’t want to be right.
Where is Mooselini in all of this? She’s not attending?
Dumb and Dumberer.
I’m confused. Which one is the ventriloquist’s dummy?
I’m too old for this shit!
“Various Beverly Hills Restaurants” == “your choice of lesbian bondage or BSDM/Bicurious sex clubs”
“When situations never change
Tomorrow looks unsure
Don’t leave your destiny to chance
What are you waiting for?
The time has come to make your break…
Breakout!”
I’m glad that the Republican party seems to have adopted the advice of synthpop band Swing Out Sister. The “cool-ification” is complete!
[re=625822]WhatTheHeck[/re]: TRUE FACT: Michael Steele got his start in the entertainment business working alongside Willie Tyler, under the stage name “Lester”.
However, after starring in the critically-panned “wood blocksplotation flick” Black Devil Doll, Steele was fired by Tyler, whereupon he made the decision to enter the world of politics.
[re=625805]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “Breakout Dinners” are reserved solely for Andrew Breitbart and his ilk.
Michael Steele and his crew will be attending the “Breakin’ Dinner: À la Carte Boogaloo” at the soup kitchen out on Wilshire.
They’ll probably serve Oreo cookies, which will then be thrown at Steele in a replay of his debate at Morgan State during the 2002 MD governor election.
Andy will edit the video to make it look like SEIU were pitching the cookies.
All pandemonium will break loose.
[re=625835]loquaciousmusic[/re]: I came thisclose to making a Swing Out Sister crack, but the traumatic late-80s Clearasil commercial flashbacks it conjured scared me off.
Has Steele commented on Breitbart’s latest round of awesome? It’s kind of like finding out about Mel Gibson’s various abusive tapes and then wondering what Danny Glover thinks, I suppose.
Breitbart does realize that Steele is not a minstrel act in black-face, right?
Or did he convince Steele to dress up like a pimp for this?
The one thing we know for sure, the truth will be nowhere around the welcome reception.
Ah. It’s “Fear and Self-Loathing in Beverly Hills.”
STEEL TO NAACP JULY 2009
“Certainly my visit here does not represent some miraculous breakthrough in GOP-NAACP relations,” he said. ‘But ladies and gentleman, this is the first baby step among many baby steps that we have to take.’”
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2009/07/15/2009-07-15_first_black_chairman_of_gop_michael_steele_woos_naacp.html#ixzz0up47MMgA
When Steele repoontangyates the very racist organization he was trying to schmooz while standing next to BriteBart, that will be… well, awesome.
Oh, the media monkies and their junky junkies will invite you to their plastic pantomine… throw their invites away.
Maybe they’ll open with a reading of the Tea Party express parody letter to Abraham Lincoln.
Wow. No comment.
Is Tony Hayward not available?
This post is a work of goddamn genius and Jack Stuef is the best Jim Newell wonkette ever had.
This proves Breitbart is not a racist. Hanging with Michael Steele and his homies — just before dinner at various Beverly Hills restaurants. Keepin’ it real.
[re=625775]Oblios Cap[/re]: “GOP fundraising parties must have a fun factor almost equal that of watching paint dry.” Hey, they tried holding them at clubs featuring fake lesbian bondage and you Elitists didn’t like that either!!!1!
Can’t wait to see the seven-second excerpt of their remarks on YouTube!
Breitbart, having some experience with public speaking, knows the best strategy is to open with a joke: “Two slaves, Abraham Lincoln, and the president of the NAACP walk into a bar…”
I must do everything in my power to crash this blessed event and throw human poop on Breitbart and then Twitter about it.
this must be photoshop, or they are to announce steele/brietbart 2012!!!
Beverly Hills… That’s where Breitfart wants to be! (gimme, gimme)(gimme,gimme)
Sharting in Beverly Hills…
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