Has anyone ever told you that you look like professional secessionist Rick Perry, leader of the Most Glorious on High Kingdom de Tejas y Rattlesnakes? Well, today might be your lucky day, because there is a job in Austin waiting for you! It involves acting and could make you famous among said rattlesnakes, and also predator drones.
The Dallas Morning-News’ Trail Blazers political science blog reports that the campaign operations of Perry’s gubernatorial Democratic challenger, Bill White, is looking for Rick Perry look-alikes to act in “short, two-minute films” about having relations with fellow closeted Republicans politics and change. According to the actual “help wanted” ad, however, you gotta play down the Perry macho sexiness stuff:
Looking for someone who looks like Perry and can combine that with a Steve Carrell like cluelessness. This is a low budget political ad series for Bill White. The gig will be paid, rate TBD. Although they are ads, they will feel like little two minute sitcom episodes.
Meals and beverages provided! But it’s in Austin, so it probably involves some macrobiotic tempeh bullshit prepared by a homo hippie who smells like expired yogurt. Still, it’s a job! Go git it, go-getters who sort of look like Rick Perry. [Dallas Morning News Trail Blazers blog]
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Rick Perry is kind of a hot daddy, for a political figure.
I was talking to a caterer here in Austin who’s done events that Perry attended. He said, depending on who was around, the Governor told racist and sexist jokes. And he said he was leering at all the women who were there. The caterer has a gay employee who told him Perry was leering at handsome men as well.
OMG. Its the ghost of Ronald (Allah be praised) Reagan.
I vote for Rick Springfield. Besides the same first name and vaguely similar appearance I think he’s available? http://www.chuckyg.com/loved/images/rick%20springfield.jpg
Fuck that, just cast the rattlesnake.
I can’t wait to see the ad where Rick accidentally burns down the governor’s mansion because the Mexican hookers keep distracting him while he’s freebasing.
de Tejas y Rattlesnakes Por favor Lauri, serpientes de cascabel
Maybe for the screen testing they could have a tin of Shinola and a meadow muffin to check on the critical cluelessness issue.
http://gloobts.com/site/images/stories/lomo/patrick_warburton.jpg, your agent’s on the line.
I don’t know anybody that looks like that shithead. Or is that stupid.
… and resembling Steve Perry could make you Rick Perry.
If it’s Austin, the craft services will be delicious Frito Pie.
[re=629065]Extemporanus[/re]: Way to face paint your comment, Puddy!
Fancy Rick Perry resembles Anthony Newley, and he could go get a job in that secessionist musical, “Stop the World, I Want To Get Off.” In fact, it would be great all around. Let’s do that instead, OK?
[re=629071]needs moar coffee?[/re]
[re=629048]Tommmcatt[/re]: Feh! He’s a cut-rate Himbo, that one – I wouldn’t fook ‘im with Ann Coulter’s cock…
[re=629065]Extemporanus[/re]: [re=629071]Extemporanus[/re]: Oh, for fuck’s sake, HERE!
The hair-wearing belt buckle’s so goddamn dumb, I can’t even link to pictures of people who look like him without drowning in drool pools of stoopid.
If someone told me I looked like Rick Perry I would beat them with a stick. For Trig and the Troops.
Oh, Jesus. I can’t believe I gotta move to Texas next week…
C’mon Austin must be full of vagrants who are no longer counted among those “seeking employment.” Just get one of them to stop huffing paint long enough to sign a release waver, hang a “Rick Perry” sign around the hobo’s neck, and let the comedy begin. While sometimes verisimilitude in satire can prove droll, even bracing, it’s hardly an indispensible precondition to Komedy.
[re=629085]Extemporanus[/re]: Now THERE’S a shaggable bloke – but only if he uses his Brock Samson voice whilst I’m topping him…
[re=629098]proudgrampa[/re]: Have you been drafted, or are you merely being extradited there?
[re=629104]Bearbloke[/re]: Hah! “Drafted” is probably the best word for it. After 18 months of unempoyment, had to take what I could get. It’s San Antonio, so thank goodness I like Tex Mex!
[re=629115]proudgrampa[/re]: Sure you’re the new curator at the G Dumbya Boosh Presidential Library? Congrats, mate!
[re=629098]proudgrampa[/re]: Here in Austin we haven’t had any 100-degree days yet (normally we have anywhere from 15-40 by this time) but starting Sunday we should be the 100s. SA usually isn’t quite as hot; only in the upper 90s and lows in the upper 70s. The bad heat is only from late May through late September, so you have that to look forward to.
What, Josh Brolin not available?
[re=629137]chascates[/re]: Wait, do you want to retroactive trade? Here in Philly we’ve had about 7 or 8 100+ day, when normally we have somewhere between 0 and 0.
I hear Michael Richards is still looking for work. He could burst into an N-word sonata midway through the infomercial.
C’mon people, we are missing the obvious choice – Rob Riggle, late of the Daily Show. Only problem is he might actually be a fan of Gov. Good Hair.
[re=629124]Bearbloke[/re]: Ah, shoot. I was trying to remain anonymous! But thanks!
[re=629137]chascates[/re]: I love Austin, been there many times. I am looking forward to exploring the Austin / San Antonio areas. But I do think I’ll wait until the Fall to go outside!
[re=629085]Extemporanus[/re]: um…why tease me with the daddyific of Patrick Walburton? sighs…fAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!
[re=629101]Bearbloke[/re]: hmmmm video tape it please. by the way I highly recommend The Civilization of Maxwell Bright (for just the opening scene…you’ll thank me lots…)
[re=629063]weejee[/re]: En Tejas, la palabra esta víboras.
This is even funnier because Lauri has done time in Austin. Hard time!
“Looking for someone who looks like Perry and can combine that with a Steve Carrell like cluelessness.”
So redundant.
Actually, he looks a bit like Alan Grayson, no offense intended to Alan Grayson.
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