According to 2010 “constitutional law,” impeaching ol’Bama is pretty darn tricky. Luckily, some brave Georgian-era nobility have come forth to impeach Obama in the year 1810.- Patrick Henry rematerialized in our time to audition for a starring role in Ocean’s 14.
- Barack took precious time away from inventorying Michelle’s secret fur freezer to appear on Barbara Walters’ personal brothel and news program, The View.
- Our beloved psychic Octopus will be whisked away to Hogwarts to protect it from Iran’s nuclear missile program.
- This post-dubstep, chillwave-influenced slice of caribou twee-pop glimmers with shoegaze textures lovingly purloined from lead singer Ray Stevens’ careful study of Animal Collective’s more dissonant moments. 8.7/10
- Virgin-grandma-whore Sarah Palin’s new book cover features an image of the Lady of Grizzlington violently stabbing herself in the chest so she may return to the resurrection ship for a fresh set of breasts.
- It turns out that the defense budget isn’t meant for hookers and blow (ALLEGEDLY).
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Allegdly? It’s a full on sex and violence humdinger.
I just want to say that I am really tired of Sarah Palin giving grizzly bears a bad name-even if they did try to eat some people this week. They aren’t nearly as annoying or stupid as Queen of the North Sarah. So you can call her grifter or a quitter, but leave the grizzly bears ALONE!
What does this say to aspiring psychic Octopi?
“Secret fur freezer” is the worst euphemism for a vagina ever.
And Maxine Waters joins Charlie Rangel on the “let’s villify a brown Democrat” merry-go-round.
I was surprised Elizabeth Hasselbeck didn’t ask the POTUS for his papers.
This post-dubstep, chillwave-influenced slice of caribou twee-pop glimmers with shoegaze textures lovingly purloined from lead singer Ray Stevens’ careful study of Animal Collective’s more dissonant moments
Right! And I’m my own grandpa.
The nice thing about having a Halfrican Preznit, or a Colored Preznit depending on your point of view, is that it has shaken the crazies loose out of the Libertarian Party and the GOP, kind of like lifting up a rock in your garden and seeing… ZOMGZ WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THING WITH THE ANTENNAE AND ALL THE LEGS??
The Thirteenthers are just another step in the direction of the Crazing of US America… as a former Libertarian Party member (I was in it for the free/legalize dope angle, not the Guns ‘n Plural Marriages part), I saw a lot of this weirdness. Most of it had to do with not-very-clever theories justifying not paying taxes, or ignoring traffic summonses, etc.
There were the nuts who claimed that anything that went on in a courtroom with a gold-fringed flag was illegitimate because a gold-fringed flag is a mark of a court of admiralty, and since they only have jurisdiction over matters on the high seas, you could ignore a subpoena, etc. from such a court.
Then there were the fuckheads who said that any document with your name in ALL CAPS was illegitimate because that was a sign of a name given to you by Man, not by God, and every human is free by God’s Law.
And… there was a whole school of thought (?) that the Sixteenth Amendment wasn’t properly ratified because Ohio wasn’t really a state in 1913 (LOL WUT) so the IRS was illegal…
Then there were the fuckheads who claimed that the Internal Revenue Code doesn’t REALLY allow the IRS to collect income tax from US nationals, just from foreigns. Wesley Snipes tried that argument and got some time in Federal Pound-me-in-the-ass Prison for that.
So this Birfer, Tenther, Thirteenther shit is just a natural offshoot of the crazy shit that has been batted around in LP and extreme GOP circles for decades, just that now they can argue that Nigger Preznits are illegal too.
sorry if this is tl;dr, but I honestly think these sorts of batshit insane claims are seriously harmful to our nation, because at some point perception becomes reality and people do things like crash planes into IRS buildings… oh, wait…
[re=629772]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Legalizing dope is an entry drug for the Libertarian Party. They put that out front to attract folks like you. They attract a lot of people by showcasing different positions that can’t possibly be held simultaneously. Gun nuts who want to legalize drugs have got to be in small supply. Thank you for serving as a warning to others.
I was once invited by local LP types to be a dinner speaker about a controversial magazine in a public library. Only to realize about five minutes into the talk that they didn’t want public libraries. “So why the hell did you guys invite me to talk? Thanks for the free dinner. Goodbye.”
[re=629772]President Beeblebrox[/re]: or vote for Sarah Palin
OT I know, but I just wanted it known that me and my sister just bumped into Tony Hayward (him from BP) whilst getting off a train in London. Either that, or we ran all over Charing Cross station drunkenly abusing the shit out of some poor guy called Geoff, who just wanted us to leave him alone, and happened to bear an unfortunate resemblance to Tony Hayward (him from BP).
[re=629687]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Call me old fashioned, but if you’re a head of state and it’s possible for “octopus refutation” to appear as a bullet-point on the day’s agenda, it’s really time to rethink your whole approach of governance.
[re=629822]Malketeer[/re]: I believe you meant “octopus refudiation“.
[re=629772]President Beeblebrox[/re]: [re=629775]steverino247[/re]: Without this unusual fauna we’d be denied some serious entertainment. And there’s a lot more dichotomous thought way out there than most realize. I’ve participated in many a pot and alcohol (both taxed and otherwise) debate about environmental crimes of global corporations, the injustice of our medical-industrial complex and how the evangelicals are taking us to hell, all around a cozy bonfire of heavy truck tires and other flammable debris, punctuated by bouts of small arms fire into a junk car or just the night sky… Legalize it, no taxes, guns, legal abortion, bring back hanging (on pay-per-view), single payer health care, somehow it all fits for a lot of us!
[re=629936]plowman[/re]: Exactly how in the hell does “no taxes” mesh with “single payer health care”? I mean, yes, people often have dissonant opinions or are conflicted, but those two leap out at me as two things that are just utterly incompatible no matter how you look at it.
The Galactica reference only improves this post
[re=629937]Mad Brahms[/re]: No taxes for ME. Let BP, Lockheed Martin and Haliburton take care of that…
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