Why can’t the U.S. military stop every single one of its soldiers from sending sensitive documents to Wikileaks? Because Sarah Palin is not currently commander-in-chief, of course. She, UNLIKE OBAMA, knows how to sue blogs.
What’s the mark of a true journalist? Being able to turn a Palin tweet into a full news story:
Sarah Palin was able to get a federal judge this month to stop a website from publishing unauthorized excerpts of her book. Now, she wants to know why the White House couldn’t put the breaks on Sunday’s WikiLeaks document dump.
See, if you just repeat in a newspaper the same logic she attempted on Twitter, it almost makes sense!
Let this woman be in charge of our wars overseas and she will sue Gawker. It’s a campaign promise we can all get behind. [Politico]
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Is it really "inexplicable" when the reason was A) because we don't have prior restraint and B) WikiLeaks isn't in America?
See, I would have gone with "explicable."
Our would-be cornpone ninny president should have just started her tweet with "We could put a man on the moon but we can't…" Gah she's the dip shittiest ubiquitous annoyance on the planet. Fuck.
I can't believe she knows what 'inexplicable' means. Her Twitter ghostwriter must have forgotten the 3-syllable word limit.
That's only because her Ghostwitterer kept misspelling "inconceivable."
The list of things that are 'inexplicable' to her is long and distinguished…
I was hoping for another new word, like " unconsplanable".
Call her unconsplanable
Yes she's unreflyable
Trig is her ghostwriter.
prior restraint sounds elitist.
But sexy!
Yeah cause US America has sovereignty over Sweden.
Liza Droolittle of Alaska's edumakashun continues.
I wish my car runs on Svedka, so we can invade Sweden.
We should have our allies in North Sweden take Sweden to court and stop the Wekileaks.
Yes, Needz moar trial lawyers.
i wish words would fail her the way they sometimes fail me in the face of her ignorance and stupidity.
Inexplicable: I recently had my labrador retriever neutered, but SarahPalinUSA can't keep her children from spawning?
Verily a big win.
By "stop" she means "use a predator drone missile on".
In the future all government will be run via social media.
Until someone quits half-way through the job.
Also – way to plug your book, whore.
Her Facebook page is a mix of book whoring and TV show whoring.
In addition to just plain whoring.
Edit: Hey, could someone with more Photoshop mojo than I have put the Alaskunt's face on that?
Sarah honey…are you calm and able to listen? You are? Good. Here's your question: Why can't the White House put the breaks on Sunday’s WikiLeaks document dump.
Still listening? Good.
Because the dude that runs WikiLeaks IS IN A DIFFERENT FUCKING COUNTRY YOU MISERABLE FUCKING CUNT. JESUS JUMPED UP CHRIST, I HAD A SPECIAL ED STUDENT THAT THOUGHT THE U.S. WAS THE WHOLE WORLD…SHE GOT A PASS THOUGH – SHE WAS RETARDED. WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING EXCUSE?! ARE YOU THAT STUPID?
ahem, so there you have it Sarah…that's why the black man can't do anything about this right now.
This is only due to the Lame Stream Media's refusal to go back on the gold standard and the left-wing environmentalists' blocking of drilling in ANWR. All of them!
And let's not forget that the excerpts on Gawker were online for several days before being ordered removed. If that's "stopping publication" of them, then Sarah Palin's stupidity is stronger than gravity and can bend the very meaning of words until their definitions are contorted beyond all recognition.
you have discovered the source of her power.
Sarah Palin is a veritable Singularity of Illogic
Unfortunately, this is a black hole that things can come out of.
A spoon bender! RUN Hair on fire!
Dash; I take it you dont like Mrs. Palin, but it is for all the wrong reasons.
Reasonable, logical people would not want ANY woman as a president, let alone a woman that does not know her south lip from her north lip.
I see you are a racist as well, pointing to Obamas blackness and demeaning him, not bringing up the fact that he is the CIC (although incompetant).
incompetant? Is that that new thing from Apple? A personal pet ant assistant??
It's the French spelling. Also.
Pauletteanne, your "wimmins shouldn't have no dominion over men" screeching is clearly needed in the Green Dragon thread.
Sorry bro…it's all pops and whistles on this end. Too much static from your end. Maybe your folks can help you clarify your message.
Thick as a brick and coming back for more. Racist? Um, no. As for $arah, she is a half-wit grifter who knows how to get in front of a camera or tweet, but couldn't run a lemonade stand. Not due to her gender, but her utter lack of intellegence. There are women that are completely capable of great leadership. It's a shame idiots like you fail to recognize the fact.
There are women that are completely capable of great leadership. It's a shame idiots like you fail to recognize the fact.
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I agree that Michelle Bachmann is an excellent leader and Hitlery would be great if she was not so demonic.
But please… HA HA HA. 5 great women leaders in a thousand years…. Wow.. I could have had a V-8!
STFU
Dipshit probably wonders why he can't get a date, too.
Self-hating cunt says what?
Nothing says competent like misspelling the word incompetent. (Note, you need to over ride auto spell to come up with pauletteanne's fail.)
Notice how Politico was too chicken to answer her. She may be dumb, but she got the lamestream media right.
That was fucking excellent DashboardBuddha, I think I love you.
This alone is worth a 1,000,000,000,000 thumbs and rays of sunshine.
Jeez, Dashboard, a little tweet drives you over the edge? When you go all-caps, Mooselini wins. Gird up your motherfucking loins, it is going to be a long road to 2012 and the Snowbilly Express is not slowing down. There will be much, much greater outrages out of her red snapper than this, so don't puke up all your guts before 2010 is over!
I'll do my best, Chet…but man, it's hard…it's hard.
She keeps on using that word. I do not think it means what she thinks it means.
Thank you. Somebody had to say it.
I'm just getting started!
Treason or inexplicable?
Good question!
I'm sitting here shaking my head and thinking that there is no limit to Palin's stupidity. None. That is all.
“Earth has its boundaries, but human stupidity is limitless”
Gustave Flaubert
He might not have wrote it with her in mind, but it fits.
He might have been thinking of her…is that from Madame Ovary?
Uhhhh, Sam dear…MOST women are not that bright.
Look, it's pretty much the epitome of confirmation bias to base generalizations on looking at yourself in the mirror.
Are you in the stupidest human alive club? If so, I'm sure you're an office holder, a leader a person of import. Or just a palin idiot dork whore
Uhhh, pauletteanne dear ….women who over ride auto spell in order to misspell incompetent are not that bright.
Well, twitter is limited to 140 characters and that's been zero help. Sarah's an overachiever. She can fit the maximum amount of stupid into the smallest number of words possible.
One day I too hope to grow up to be a big jobless quitter who spends all day criticizing those who work for a living. If only the stupidity reserves of the Palin Nation could be drilled for fuel, we could end our energy dependence on our ally Chick Corea.
Even the most rarest of diamonds couldn't break the skin of that frigid and bony surface. But it might get her or one of her daughters pregnant?
Gawker would of been over turned on appeal, that's why.
Dammit. If only we'd remembered to copyright our confidential diplomatic cables! Or if only Gawker had remembered to move its volunteers, employees and servers overseas and ceased to become a for-profit business! Then it would be an apt comparison, also!
What a fucking disgrace.
She can sue Sweden from her house…
Constitutional scholar Sarah Palin, referring to treason (the only crime defined in the Constitution) seems not to know that a foreigner cannot commit treason against the United States. It's almost as though she really has no fucking clue what's in our founding document.
But she seems to have such a firm grasp of the 1st amendment.
and 2nd amendment solutions to 1st amendment problems…
"Almost"?
But, thank God, she's for standing with our North Korean allies.
she really has no fucking clue
Sorry Wookies, but /fixed, for brevity.
"Constitutional scholar Sarah Palin"
ROTFLMAO
Sorry, I couldn't get past those words. A joke contiaining those words in that order doesn't need a punchline. It's its own punchline.
It's nice to see someone who seeks to be our nation's top lawmaker knows so little about the laws in the US. The reason Obama can't stop Wikileaks from publishing is a little Supreme Court decision called New York Times v. United States, also known as "The Pentagon Papers Case" – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Times_Co._v...
Also, it's not treasonous because no one can commit treason against a country they are not a citizen of. Moron.
You must hate America–the Preznit isn't the "nation's top lawmaker," but an Executive. That means that the Preznit gets to execute people, while the Vice Preznit is "in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom."
It's kinda like a community organizer, the preznit job.
Bah, The Supreme Court is just activist judges.
IOKIYAR
If the Obama administration were to try to block Wikileaks, I'm sure that Boehner and McConnell would find a way to throw a wrench in the administration's plans. HELL NO YOU CAN'T
HELL NO YOU CAN'T
You mean HELL NO WE CANT raise the debt ceiling, which Boehner/BONEHEAD has already demanded all of the newby elected candidates to conform to.
Nice segue!
Spell it "segway" and her feeble feminine brain, as she like to call it , will be able to process it.
To the extent it keeps Sarah Palin from speaking aloud, in that voice, Twitter cannot be said to be totally useless.
Sarah Palin: too stupid to govern even America's stupidest state, which has to pay people to live there.
Yeah, this way I can know what she thinks without the paint peeling off my walls. Reading her brain farts kills just as many brain cells as hearing them, however.
Foreign countries will refudiate the dead fish floating in the lame stream as Putin rears his head over our border. For the Troops. also. you betcha.
Thank you Jack, for understanding that America cannot get enough of this family, despite our every effort. She has that Call of the Wild appeal, like watching a wolf inexplicably eat her young then showing up minutes later on the Whoreway of Fame in a coat of the pups' bloody fur. Christ I don't know what I mean, just the inexplicable wonder of it.
Inexplicable: That a governor who quit halfway thru her term, that can't keep North and South Korea straight, that thinks the US has power to control entities in other countries, that can't keep her mouth shut or her kids out of trouble is taken seriously by anyone w/o severe brain damage.
I know two people with severe brain damage who don't take her seriously and think she should just shut the fuck up.
One of them Barbara Bush?
Sadly, no. But, her son George is responsible for them both being injured, so I guess that sorta counts.
Considering it's not even her material — it's a compendium of material that has "inspired" her — I cannot see Sarah Palin calling America By Heart her book. It's on the order of Alice Sebold calling the short-story anthology I bought at an airport, once, & it's Best American Short Stories of 2009, by & by, a Sebold original.
There's some damn fine stories in there, too. Uh, the Best American anthology, not the Palin thing. Seems I finish reading the present year's collection just about in time for the next year's one to come out.
Snowbilly's brainstorms remind me of the kinds of things a small-town secretary lady former co-worker of mine would say, such as "those people in New Orleans knew that storm was coming. It's their own fault they died if they couldn't leave town."
Like her, Palin can maybe be mistaken for an intelligent person at the hair salon or the feedlot, but her store of homespun podunk wisdom pretty much falls apart at the town limits.
The scary thing is there are millions of closed-minded podunkers. And they vote. And they nod their heads in agreement with every dumbass thing this dumbass screechy dingbat has to say.
I thought links to Politico were banned? Did they become unbanned when Newell went away? Or was that whole banning thing just a dream of mine?
Politico gives me a big sad.
Stupid cunt is a stupid cunt.
I'm sorry. I hate using the C word. And you know what? I hate that cunt Sarah Palin all the more for being such an utter cunt that to call her anything but a cunt would simply not convey her absolute cuntiness. And also cunt.
Alaskunt!
That's "Alaskunt," dude. Coined 11/23/10 by our own Limey Lizzie: Nevar forget! http://wonkette.com/430835/midterm-elections-ruin...
Stupid cunt is a stupid cunt.
AND Nobody really listens to that, because it is not rational..
It is funny, though, sugar, how you have Beck and underneath him "HATE" and look at yourself…. ROFL
be nice cunt.
I was satirical in that.
Word.
Cunt works for me.
She can't see Sweden from her house. Russia obscures it.
Stupid, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of stupid in the morning.
It smells like lube, Cheetos, and fried resistors to me…
I recently told my daughter, “Reload, don’t retreat.”
Why won’t Obama say that to our military so we can blow shit up everywhere.
- Sarah, President-in-waiting
I think you mean "Reload, don't retweet."
Hell, given her knowledge of law Palin probably thinks the President can "repeal" Roe v. Wade.
But for the 140 character limit she could have gotten a plug in for the teevee show, also, too.
She couldn't go one day without saying something stupid.
You hoo, Sarah. They discovered about three years ago that the earth revolves around the sun. Then they discovered a couple of years ago that the United States is not the geographical center of the planet. Perhaps you could re-take 8th grade civics? You might be able to pass it if you use the same tutors you used to prep you for the debates.
Sarah's science advisors have actually determined that the Universe is Palin-centric.
I think Sarah wrote the Politico story herself – the phrase "put the breaks on" was a dead giveaway.
Oh mercy, it's the same false equivalence "if they can put a man on the moon, why can't they make a great instant coffee?" argument. Except we didn't go to the moon, Sarah. And we never will! And that's why suing Gawker is different than assassinating Julian Ass-angel or whatever his foreign name is and won't work even after you're elected. Because Folgers.
Actually Politico, the WH can put the "breaks" on WikiLeaks with an axe to the cable, but not the "brakes" .. which is what you use to stop something. English r hard n stuff.
It seems as though I remind my students every other day to be careful about what they say to each other over e-mail. Once it's out there in cyberspace, I remind them, it isn't private anymore.
The fact that these diplomatic dinguses don't understand this simple concept does not instill confidence in their abilities to, you know, BE DIPLOMATS.
Weird how you say that, because I was thinking on the commute in, "Really?! Hillary said something trite, curt and bitchy? Surely they should fact-check…"
Tomorrow on Sarah Palin Facebook: It's inexplainable why Obama can't drop Kim Jong-Il. I drop a little retard every day.
Bomb bomb bomb bomb Sweden!
Ummm, correct me if I'm wrong but didn't she sue after they were leaked? Did she find ho did it and execute them yet?
Ha ha, you mentioned your book on the Internet, so according to the Cooks Source Doctrine, it is now uncopywritten (sic)!
Well, she could repeal Sweden's laws, for example.
This woman has TWO BOOKS? Hell, I only need ONE to level the patio table.
But you never know when you're going to need to squash a cockroach.
Palin should grow up. The notion that anything whatsoever is secret or private ended with Ken Starr, Whitewater and the Impeachment of Bill Clinton.
Snowbilly Alsakunt could not be any fucking stupider.
Tell you what, paulletteanne, if you decide that the internet is too hard for your feeble lady-brain, I, for one, will bear you no ill-will if you quit. The sooner the better.
FTW Doktor.
OMG, 'USGovt' just censored that post about 'USGovt'! It was right here! So why can't they stop Wikileaks? Quitters.
Sarah Palin, when you care enough to send the hairy beast.
I thought Christine O'Donnell was the untrimmed hairy beast? I always get those two confused.
They both look like they have Buckwheat in a scissor lock. I'm pretty sure that the new Disney movie, Twisted, about Rapunzel will bring back some bad beach memories for Todd.
It is no surprise to me that Sarah Palin claims that she, inexplicably, is more powerful than the US Government or that treasonous acts can be committed by non-citizens or that American children need more access to refined sugars, not less.
It never fails to amaze and impress me,though, how many white people will eat this shit up.
Vizzini: "Inconceivable!"
Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means."
Every time Sarah Palin tweets, an angel loses it's wings. But is she a twatting twit, or a twitting twat?
Yes.
The more Sarah Palin uses English the faster it will become a dead language. Words lose their meaning when typed by her twitter ghost or said in public by Palin.
Just when you think her ignorance and stupidity has reached it's apex, it soars ever higher!!! Like a pterodactyl of dumbness! Doesn't anyone on her staff ever think of hitting the panic button? Or at least cringe?
No, because they are just as dumb as she is!
For her next unreadable tome, our favorite illiterate author will entitle her book "From the Brain". It will consist of 250 blank pages, and will sell millions of copies. Just like Thomas Paine.
incurious, uneducated, mean, arrogant, self-satisfied.
nope I got nothing.
More proof that little Trig is the Einstein of this clan.
If I was able to brush my teeth today, then why couldn't George W. Bush stop 9/11? Tell me that, snowcunt.
Her Fetus Job Jar?
All these things like "legal standing" and "uh well Wikileaks servers are in Sweden" and "Wikileaks is more a government watchdog of sorts than a private for-profit website" are just the sort of wishy-washy excuses us liberals are famous for. What we really need are leaders with commonsense solutions to problems.
Palin/Kristol '12!
Maybe that's because someone is actually interested in reading the leaked White House documents, Sarah.
Sarah's twat is merely a variation on the old "we can put a man on the moon, but we can't…" meme. National boundaries and separate legal domains notwithstanding, we would have plugged these leaks up real fast when the Dulles Boys were running statecraft and tradecraft. What she fails to consider is that Sweden is a white country, and we usually only do that kind of thing in brown ones. And of course, it ain't so easy these days when the Internet hangs loose like sleeve of wizard. Or Alaskunt.
This should pretty much be the only response to Sarah Palin from now on.
Maybe Gawker should've ponied up for a little FAIR USE. Wonder if Sarah considered that before blowing a gasket. Unless "fair use" doesn't apply when a book's in hardback.
Karl Rove disclosed the name of CIA operative Valerie Plame for the purposes of political revenge during a time of war. I'm pretty sure this is the definitive definition of treason. Where was the Palin squawk of (self)-righteous outrage then?
"Inexplicable" pretty much describes her existence up to this point.
EXACTLY!!!
I wonder what the snow princess would say to that? Probably be: Valerie WHO?
"We are bound by prudence to support our allies in Valerie Plame."
I feel the same way about Ole Karl. He can prance about as much as he likes but a traitor is a traitor and I have no idea why he isn't in jail.
When she is President, undoubtedly she will pass an Executive Order that the peoples may only get their news from hyroglyphics on the surface of cookies baked by the Keebler elves. I will not be going to the supermarket for my news, because I will be living in Canada.
Gosh Sarah, which Wikileaks office should they have shut down? The one on Main St. or the one out on the highway by the Quickie Mart? We don't really have jurisdiction over Julian Assange. Wikileaks is a loose network that primarily exists on overseas servers, knock one out and you'd probably spawn three more. We COULD sue the New York Times (that's a newspaper, Sarah, here in the US) but the founding fathers, you know, those guys you like? they kind of set things up to prevent that.
OT. I realized who Assange reminds me of when I saw a pic of Joe Lieberman, a younger more ethereal Joe Lieberman. Also I'm relishing the image of Kim-Jong-Nil looking in the mirror tonight and thinking, "You mean the Chinese were just pretending to like me?", Similar for I'm-in-a-dinner-jacket in Tehran about his Arab neighbors.
I'm sorry, but this pushed me over the edge. Fuck me pumps or no fuck me pumps, I no longer consider Sarah doable. She is just too fucking stupid. Believe me, this was not an easy decision; and my standards are so low as to be virtually non-existant, but she is off the table. Megan McCain is getting close to the line, too.
She's doable only men like Todd, who don't see women more than once every 6 months!
Rumor has it that Sarah has to put a can of Alpo under each arm, get on all fours and bark to arouse the First Dud.
Oh I know what you mean. I'm just not ready to change my screen name just for that, though.
Don't blame you.
Sorry, I had to work late ( big snowstorm supposed to hit tonight was fixing snow plows all day) just would like to add. Cunt!
Ewwww, gross.
Its official, Todd did fuck her brains out.
Hey-O!
There are not enough F's and U's in existence for me to adequately rageface in response to the unfathomable idiocy that is Sarah Palin. Fffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu . . .
"Let this woman be in charge" and the VD rates will sky-rocket! http://www.adn.com/2010/11/25/1573143/alaska-figh...
Sarah is unable to explain it/whatever. That makes it/whatever, by default, inexplicable.
Wait, someone cares a flying fcck about this woman's drivel? No, I call bullshit on the whole thing.
Great comment elvious but I would make one change, "repealing it is on her Presidential To-Do List," should be "repilling it is on her Presidential To-Do List."
You're Welcome
No, no STFU. We have a live one here. It's quite entertaining and even somewhat educational. It's like a window into the moronic brain.
Sorry pauletteanne, you were saying something about Bachmann being an excellent leader? Do tell.
Like watching my cats play with one of their victims. The difference in intelligence is more pronounced in this case, however. Also.
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