• February 13, 2012

do not want

LET'S JUST 'OPT OUT' OF AMERICA

Pilots Also Being Herded Into Naked-Camera TSA Machines

by Ken Layne

3:36 pm October 18, 2010

Do you enjoy having three or four obese high-school dropouts looking at you naked, through your clothes, simply because you have a plane to catch? Welcome to America! Also, pilots are getting randomly grabbed by these moronic security guards and pointed to the Naked Camera Machines. This one pilot apparently said, “Uh, no, I’m a [...]

DANCING WITH THE SVARTES

Barack & Michelle Attend World’s Worst Dance Party

by Ken Layne

3:59 pm December 14, 2009

Oh sure, it’s a big honor to get the Nobel Peace Prize, but the banquet and the deejay are just as lame as any affair involving old white rich people wearing suits. Here’s Barack and Michelle, America’s top dancers, enjoying whatever is going on here, probably at about three in the afternoon, which is nighttime [...]

JOHN MCCAIN

They All Must Feed

by Megan Carpentier

4:40 pm January 9, 2008