'Still A Believer In Santa?' Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 26, 2018
Happy Kwanzaa and Boxing Day, Wonketariat! We'll be slow-posting with both Evan and Dok out, so just consider it "artisanal." Here's some of the things we may be talking about today.
Because he seems to be devoid of a soul, Trump questioned a seven-year-old girl's belief in Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, saying that it was "marginal" for her to believe a magical fat man can singlehandedly save the world by scaring people into being good, for goodness sake.
Donald Trump, answering phone call from 7-year-old on Christmas Eve: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at… https://t.co/w601mEalsW— The Daily Beast (@The Daily Beast)1545701194.0
Trump cheerfully called America a "disgrace" on Christmas. The mad king then continued to hold the country hostage by demanding someone pay for his damn wall. Trump then criticized the Fed (again), and said of the falling stock market, "I think it's a tremendous opportunity to buy." Trump also criticized House Democrats for "presidential harassment," and flailed and railed about James Comey.
With Trump refusing to take up any negotiations to reopen the government unless he gets WALL, Politico reports many congressional legislators are bracing for a government shutdown that could last well into the New Year, with Sen. Pat Roberts advising legislators to "hunker down like a jackass in a hailstorm and just take it."
Fact Check: Over the last several days, Trump has claimed that his administration is building a border wall, or a fence, "or whatever you want to call it," however the New York Times has a decent infographic on existing border measures.
An eight-year-old Guatemalan boy detained by CBP died in a New Mexico hospital on Christmas Eve. It's unknown what caused the boy's death, but CBP reports the boy was initially diagnosed with a common cold at an area hospital, remanded back into CBP custody, then readmitted to the hospital several hours later. :(
Democrats are already targeting Martha McSally in 2020 with a number of candidates, including astronaut Mark Kelly, a turncoat Republican, and several House reps who are already sniping at each other in the press.
Judd Legum reports the ongoing election fuckery in the North Carolina 9th was so bad that the sleazeball at the center of it all, Leslie McCrae Dowless, bragged about a "a new trick" where he was throwing absentee ballots in the trash. Legum reports that the county Board of Elections was working in cahoots with Dowless. According to sworn affidavits, Dowless was allowed to copy absentee ballot request forms, and abused open records laws to gain access to data that allowed him to target black voters.
A former Florida sheriff's deputy who was rehired as a school resource officer killed his family before turning a gun on himself in front of the local high school. Tragically, his six-year-old granddaughter, wife, and daughter didn't have guns to defend themselves.
Chicago has canceled its 2019 Women's March citing a lack of volunteers and high costs. The cancelation comes as the group's national leaders face charges of anti-semitism for praising Louis Farrakhan (among other things). This is why we can't have nice things!
It's not just the US: Global markets are in a free fall and analysts are worried they could continue to fall well into the New Year as production slows throughout the Americas, Europe and Asia. This morning the WSJ reports US farmers can expect even more losses after the new TPP kicks into gear and lowers trade duties for 11 of the US's largest competitors throughout the Pacific, including Japan, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and Chile.
The New York Times seems to have dug up the podiatrist who diagnosed Trump with "bone spurs." Records show that the Queens-based doctor had Fred Trump as a landlord, and would often brag about a quid-pro-quo agreement. HHMMMM!
The Christmas story Trump and Pence heard at the National Cathedral was all about Jesus being a refugee and migrant child fleeing from dictator. WaPo reports the sermon was written long before the First and Second families suddenly decided to go to the progressive, anti-gun and LGBTQ-friendly house of worship.
And here's your morning Nice Time! X-Mas RATS!
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