Noriega's getting out early for good behavior! But do we send him to France, where he faces a money-laundering conviction, or Panama, where he'll be under house arrest until he dies? We say, let's send him on a wacky road trip with the dude who shot Wallace, so they can rediscover America, and themselves. [CNN]


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