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As you might've heard/surmised/speculated, I am leaving Wonkette, and Washington DC, to join the team over at Gawker, where I will be forced to watch so many fewer viral videos of girls singing tinny r&b songs about presidential candidates that I may learn, once again, to enjoy getting up in the mornings. But not until the 15th! So let's save the tears and flashbacks and heartfelt recollections and bitter recriminations for next week, shall we?