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14th Street Boob Grabber Looking Forward To Halloween

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  • You network? We should network sometime. Let's network. Let's exchange business cards. Faxes. Telegrams. Beepers. E-mail signatures. STDs. Need to network. Need. To. Network. In DC it's all about who you know. [Why I Hate DC]


  • Be mindful of the infamous 14th Street Boobie-Snatcher. [Holla Back DC]

  • WOMAN: cute dog.

    MAN: thanks.

    WOMAN: thanks? What are you, a gay? [DCist]

  • A remorseful Maryland judge pleads guilty to one count of going-cold-fuckin'-crazy-and-deflating-the-tires-of-a-car-that-was-parked-illegally. [Washington Times]

  • ATTENTION METRO COMMUTERS: PLEASE REPORT ANY SUSPICIOUS MARINE CORPSES. ALSO, UNATTENDED BAGS OR PURSES. THANK YOU KINDLY. [Unsuck DC Metro]

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