COME BACK, MITT! Mitt Romney has returned from his every-seven-years Mormon Hibernation to announce that he will be proud to join John McCain's losing ticket in November. Mitt said on teevee tonight that he'd be "honored" to be McCain's veep candidate, but McCain hates Romney's guts and has even called him a "pig." Both are hated by conservatives, patriots and people who worship Real Jesus�. [NYT Caucus]