CINDY MCCAIN A HICK CORPORATE: From the Wall Street Journal about "Cougar" Cindy McCain: "She has sported 'MS BUD' on her license plate, and from the campaign trail she uses her BlackBerry and cellphone to oversee this region's rollout of Bud Lite Lime and to expand her corporate empire." What, she was too good for MS DOS? Dumb computer elitist pill-popper. [WSJ]