ANGRY FLORIDA HIPPIE LEGISLATORS LOSE INTERNET: From the Miami Herald: "Partisan rancor erupted on the state House floor Friday morning as Democrats and Republicans feuded over procedural moves that led House Speaker Marco Rubio to angrily gavel the chamber quiet, order House guards to shut off Internet access and require members to quietly stay in their seats." Meanwhile, homosexual state Rep. Bob "Twenty Dollar" Allen gets to check out Internet blowjob porn from his home! Who gets the last laugh now, moralists? [Miami Herald]