Everyone To Ralph Nader: PISS OFF AND NOW Ralph Nader, our lovable Ay-rab independent presidential candidate (who was a long-time friend of Israel-stone-throwing-at academic Edward Said), is now hated by absolutely everyone, but especially the people who worked for his last campaign. All his old seatbelt-loving, tree-hugging, corporation-despising non-profit pals want nothing to do with him and his plans to ease our Lord and Savior John McCain into the Oval Office. Why will Nader not understand that non-Republicans need to make a not-difficult choice between two nearly identical candidates, one or both of whom will go on to serve as a ball of string for John "Big Angry War Cat" McCain later this year? Old fool. [The New Republic]