It was a magical year with magical moments, such as this "live mic" (and live camera) recording of vulgar gazillionaire Carly Fiorina running for Barbara Boxer's Senate seat based on such insights as "Barbara Boxer's hair is stupid." In this short video clip, on a single morning in America (June 10, 2010), Carly lost all of her hard-won "cancer points" and immediately became the Mean Girl of the campaign -- the kind of person who would fire thousands of people from one of the last American companies that made things, just because it was the mean thing to do. But what else was terrible and also on video this year?

This horse-schtupping idiot lost his teabagger primary, so he endorsed the guy who stomped his pansy ass, which is what southern men do: grovel before their victors. Idiot.

Speaking of southern dingbats who haven't been taking their blood pressure medications, this psycho spoke to the ghosts of dead historical figures ... who strangely spoke to him in the exact batshit bullshit way that he spoke. Delusions much? (He also lost.)

Jan Brewer thought it was enough to be dumb and hate Mexicans, and she was right! Despite this comical/retarded "debate performance," she kept the governorship of Arizona, because nobody doubted that she hated those fucking Mexicans.

David Vitter doesn't even know what a Mexican is, but he heard somewhere that he was supposed to hate 'em, because he is a Republican Southerner just like in Arizona, wherever that is, so somebody on his campaign staff (probably that rapist) decided Mexico -- because of the "Gulf of Mexico" people in Louisiana have heard about, maybe -- must be trying to "get into Louisiana." We assume Vitter won re-election with 108% of the vote, because most voters in Louisiana also poop in Depends.

Speaking of Sex Crimes, the Internet joke "Pedobear" somehow became an actual child molester headed to, apparently, Tulsa. Why? How? Do you ask why/how Jesus went from being the spirit son of Zeus to an actual Jewish street preacher?

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