2016: The Year We Sexxxed Up Canada's Justin Trudeau, Sexxxily

You see, these New Year's Eve posts, they are not trying to make you sad. Yes, in many ways, 2016 will be remembered as the year America was gonna do a nice thing, by electing the first lady president, badass Hillary Clinton, to follow America's first Kenyan Muslim Usurper president, badass Barry Bamz Obama ... but then decided to throw itself into the flames of hell, by electing what's-his-name. But we are remembering the good things, also too, and that is why here is a New Year's post that is literally just a roundup of the sexxxiest pictures we've posted of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

Like oh hey, remember that time Justin came to visit our American Sexxxiness President Obama, and we made this meme of them doing intimacy?

While Justin was in town, he and the preznit also toasted each other!

And then they made a baby, JUST KIDDING, ALLEGEDLY, they stole one:

That was all well and nice, but more importantly, 2016 was the year that Justin Trudeau started nakeding everywhere all over Canada, like at this wedding of people he didn't even know:

Picture by photographer Marnie Recker, WHOM ALL CANADIANS SHOULD HIRE. 

SIDE VIEW!

Then there was the time that nice Canadian family was spelunking around and, in the wilderness, out of a cave mouth, sprung Captain No-Shirt, who was also spelunking around with his own family:

Wonkette demanded Justin Trudeau's wife Sophie release all the shirtless pictures she took of her husband on that trip, and also any other random nakey pictures she has of him on her phone, but she has not complied.

At a whole different time, Prince Harry came to Canada to let Justin make sexxx eyes at him, and probably for other reasons too, we can't remember:

Another time from THAT (Justin was hot a lot of times in 2016!), the Mexico President came to Canada, and they made sexxx legs at each other, by going for a run:

Around the same time, Barry Bamz came to Canada to meet up with his fellow North American leaders, and they had the hardest time shaking each others' hands, it was just limbs everywhere and Justin in the middle, and he did not know what to do! (For the record, some website called "Gawker" blamed Justin for the confusion, but Wonkette scienced the fucked out of it and determined conclusively that it was Mexico President's fault.)

Whatever, it was mostly fine in the end:

Oh look, here is Justin making sexxx eyes at Nancy Pelosi!

Nancy Pelosi right now: "Giggle! Giggity! GGGGGgggggg!"

OK fine, that's enough pictures, JUST KIDDING YOU WANT MORE, let's go to his InstaFaceSpace and see if he's uploaded any outright porn, LIKE A GOOD LEADER WOULD. Oh dear god, WHAT FRESH HOTNESS IS THIS? 

And there's nothing else new on the Instagram (that's really worth shit), so let's just paste a few more Trudeau pics from our archives and all go to our bunks, where we belong?

We'll be in our bunk.

POST OVER, Bonne Année! , as they say in the French Canada place!