30 Months for Scooter!
Scooter Libby is going to jail for 2-and-a-half years and getting fined $250,000. As Wonkette's prediction was closest without going over, we will take home a lovely dinette set.
In a minute we'll find out if Scooter will get to go out on bail while appealing his conviction, because this trial will never, ever, ever end. Not until another five or six books from its participants are finally released, at least.
Looks like a heartfelt letter from the dumbest fucking guy on the planet doesn't amount to much these days.