June 06, 2008 06:49 PM
- YOU'RE ALL INVITED TO WONKETTE'S HILLARY CLINTON POOL PARTY: Tomorrow, Washington, D.C. will reach a heat index of 105 degrees, Fahrenheit. You will not be able to play outside, so you might as well watch Hillary's big farewell speech in which she will endorse Senator Barack Obama, depending on your interpretation of "endorse" (shoot?). The speech is planned for noon, and your Wonkette will be here to liveblog it, since we'll already have been awake for five hours watching Cartoons. Join!