- WTF? A tipster writes, "Possible suicide? Chinese man in front of Obama's office on the 7th floor of Hart [Senate Office Building], threatening to jump." Could it be The Batman? Somebody go take a camera-phone picture.
UPDATE: "Sadly, no camera phone to verify. They have a team of white coats there and a fire truck (jump unit?) Just pulled up. Streets are blocked off, barriers up."
Oh, Barack, where are you now that your country really needs you? (Living it up in Iraq, that's what!)