DEMOCRATS TO SPEND CONVENTION WEDNESDAY PRETENDING THEY AREN'T PUSSIES: The Obama people announced on a conference call today that the Wednesday of their convention -- the night the vice president speaks, assuming there ever is one -- will be National Security Night, meaning it will focus on "Securing America's Future." You know, with guns and sheee-iiiit. And that is why Dick Cheney will be Obama's second black vice president. [The Page]