Cindy McCain's Hand Is Dead Or Something?


Wonkette Hand Operative "David" writes, "MSNBC just reported that Cindy McCain has been taken to the hospital for a hand-related issue. They went on to claim that she had a 'pre-existing hand condition' and that some Bitter had gripped her hand so hard during a campaign stop that she had to be taken for treatment." We can find nothing about this on the Internets. WTF?What is happening, America??

UPDATE: One source says she suffered a "minor sprain." Why won't Barack Obama apologize for breaking Cindy McCain's little paw? [ClickOnDetroit]


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