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JOE BIDEN SO BORING THAT EVEN RICHARD COHEN'S ANSWERING MACHINE HANGS UP ON HIM: Oh, this is just sad. Apparently Richard Cohen wrote some article about how Joe Biden is always jabbering too much, and Biden called him up and left a message thanking him for the critique. The message was so long that the answering machine spontaneously exploded and killed itself, the end. [Washington Post ]