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MICHAEL DUKAKIS IS IN THE TANK TOO: McCain strategist Steve Schmidt, who is Karl Rove's actual bald son, spent all morning yelling at all reporters about how they're "in the tank" for Barack Obama. And then Politicodominatrix Ben Smith asked the campaign to back up some of the claims Schmidt was making. And then McCain spokesman Brian Rogers e-mailed Smith back, "You are in the tank." Ha. So Ben Smith naturally wrote a mean piece about the McCain campaign, because he is in the tank. [ Politico ]